I have to admit, that is my one not so guilty pleasure. Sadly, pantyhose look like they're falling out of style, so it's such a rarity to see anyone under the age of 40 wearing a pair.

Me channeling my inner Soopafly on top of some Westside Connection:

http://soundcloud.com/gf1030/bow-down

Snooki's Nookie,
I bet it taste like butter cookie.
Snooki's Nookie,
Warm and furry like a Wookie.

Damp and dark,
It sure is spooky.
Like it owes me money,
I beat it like a bookie.

Sweet and sticky like honey,
I play hooky.
As I stay home,
Playing with Snooki's Nookie.

Look at her. You can see the evil in her eyes. And you wouldn't call the movie "Bedazzled". You'd call it "Bey Dazzled", because that's what Bey does. She dazzles.

If they ever did a remake of Bedazzled, i'd cast Megan Fox in the role of The Devil.