I Planned an extravaganza for Nippy tonight....All of y'all are invited

Time to break out the bodyguard sountrack....booze.. .and all the muskrats you can eat mo-fuckas

After the success of Helen Keller records with hit artist such as t-Pain, Hurricane Chris (AY BAY BAY) and Cassie...Me and Nippy are moving on to bigger and better things

We are starting a fashion line called Roadkillique.....It will boast high class trash fashions such as 100% pure raccon fur coats, the highest quality dust Bunny Woven Hats and a platypus slipper shoes..... So far we only have one or two designers....One still has to forward her designs.....Her crayons are broken......and...

I hate it when people park their shopping carts in the damn handicapped parking section of the soup kitchen...That ish gets on my nerves......When Nippy broke her leg parachuting with plastic bags last week it was a pain in the ass hauling that wheelchair everywhere...(Consid ering it was a fridge box with wheels) none the less people should have more compassion....SMMDH