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Alternative Careers for Celebrities (Fun Thread) Jay Z - Walmart greeter
Beyonce - hairstylist
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Kelly Rowland...runway model? Her long cadillac headed ass...naw 4REAL we all know if she take that makeup off and hair pulled back her head is long as hell. She does have an oval shape face and that is good for models to have, but im sorry her head too damn long.
Tyra Banks has the biggest fivehead, I've ever seen, even bigger than Rihanna, yet she was still one of the highest paid and most famous models of all time!
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Kelly already does have an alternative career, lol - poor thing
Girl, what is that (asking sarcastically, but answer the question
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Celine Dion-Perfume lady at Macy's
She could have been a corporate sales person, or motivational speaker, with all her enthusiasm.
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Lil Jon an auctioneer
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Well, you can't help having MS or epilepsy just like you can't help being fugly with some dick sucking lips...
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Katt Williams- one of those little aggravating ushers at concerts that nobody pays attention to. lol. "You in the wrong got damn seats."
Jim Jones- A mechanic. He already has the dirt up under his nails.
Beyonce- A store window model. I bet she could stand there and look pretty for hours ....and without blinking or..........thinking j/k.
Kanye West- A hairstylist. Lol what you don't think he got a marcel oven in that big azz bag.
Ashanti- A stewardness......... "This flight is gonna be BANANAS."
Keyshia Cole- A talk show host. She would never need guest. Her family would be episode after episode.
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Why Jay got to be a Walmart Greeter? As I hand him my receipt for him to draw a line on it!
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I can see tyra being a high school teacher
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Jay-z a phone sex operator. Un huh un huh
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Ashanti- A stewardness......... "This flight is gonna be BANANAS."
Damn why did this just make me laugh hella loud?
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They draw a line through the receipt at Sam's Club!
I actually can picture Jay as a garbage collector. He'd be one of those n*ggas that collect garbage in wealthy suburb neighborhoods and plotting on the overweight rich black girl who drives the BMW.
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Ashanti- A stewardness......... "This flight is gonna be BANANAS."
Thats a good one..lol
Wyclef, jim jones, trick daddy-all gas station workers/mechanics lol
kelly rowland- bank teller
solange-preschool teacher
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