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Rihanna, Chris Brown, Tyler Perry, Love Jones Remake?!?
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A Sneak Peek into Tyler Perry's Love Jones
So now we know why Chris Brown asked for the restraining order to be lifted and why Rihanna accepted....Tyler
So now we know why Chris Brown asked for the restraining order to be lifted and why Rihanna accepted....Tyler Perry is planning to release a remake of Love Jones this year. Apparently, it's set for July!
I'm still half believing this is some kind of sick joke. Not just because a Love Jones remake seems so unnecessary to me but because Tyler has cast Rihanna and a dreadlocked Breezy as love interests in the movie. But I visit the VSB blog often and the two writers don't seem the type to post things they're unsure of. Champ said he was sent a scene by one of TP's staff members. Maybe the staff member was bored? Welp...Love Jones remake coming to a screen near you? Unbelievable and slightly laughable....
The camera then settles on a table of four men — superstar stripper/aspiring choreographer “Rank “The Wrangler” Whittaker” (played by Chris Brown in a dreadlocks wig), astronaut “J.R. Chapman” (Micheal Jai White), professional baseball player “Vaseline Williams” (Baltimore Raven’s linebacker Ray Lewis, in his first major motion picture role), and strip club DJ and MC “Plier Terry” (Tyler Perry) — and 0ne woman — Mortuary owner “Julie Watson” (Raven Simone, in a role that’s sure to get Oscar buzz).
As the friends sip lattes, smoke weed, and have a conversation that no person on Earth has ever had, Rank gets up and walks to the bar, seemingly deep in thought. Megachurch choir director/aspiring orchestra conductor “Iesha Canty” (Rihanna. Yes, that Rihanna.) is already at the bar, and notices the pensive Rank.
“What’s on your mind?” “Just…thinking about some ass.” “That must have been some very special ass.” “Yeah. It was.”
.................. Later that evening, while Rank and his friends are hanging out outside of the club, Iesha and Vicky approach them.
“That was some stunt you pulled.” Iesha flirts to Rank. “Seemed to get your attention” Rank replies. “You seem to know a lot about sex and arousing me with your manparts. There’s more to life than that.” Iesha says, as she draws closer to Rank.
Loretta Devine also plays a stripper...WTF!
*Sings Amy Winehouse style*....What kind of fuckery is this......
Last edited by sunsetbeach; 02-18-2011 at 11:20 PM..
Reason: Edit: LMAO at Rihanna being a megachurch choir director!
Re: Rihanna, Chris Brown, Tyler Perry, Love Jones Remake?!?
"The camera then settles on a table of four men — superstar stripper/aspiring choreographer “Rank “The Wrangler” Whittaker” (played by Chris Brown in a dreadlocks wig), astronaut “J.R. Chapman” (Micheal Jai White), professional baseball player “Vaseline Williams” (Baltimore Raven’s linebacker Ray Lewis, in his first major motion picture role), and strip club DJ and MC “Plier Terry” (Tyler Perry) — and 0ne woman — Mortuary owner “Julie Watson” (Raven Simone, in a role that’s sure to get Oscar buzz)."
thanks for the laugh, but this is sooooo not true...it can't be with these characters Lol
Last edited by CaliforniaChloe; 02-18-2011 at 11:41 PM..
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