Beware the bottle of moisturizer that comes from an admirer—it might actually be semen. A Chinese man has been forced to pay $300 in damages for trying to win a woman over with a bottle of sperm. Because unsolicited sperm is the way to every woman's heart.

Despite noticing that the fluid didn't smell like face cream, 19-year-old Zeng Lin rubbed most of it on her body. Her roommate would later confirm and break the unfortunate news to her. Her secret admirer, Gou Wen, apologized for his actions, saying that he simply wanted to show how special she was to him.

"I love her so much but she didn't know it and I didn't know how to tell her...so I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love," he reportedly said. Someone please teach him how to court a woman. He's since acknowledged that his actions were wrong, but still promises to win Zeng over.

Good luck.

What would you do if someone did this to you ? lol

Ew.

I'd have tried to chop his dick off. That's a fucking violation right there.

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Accepting a cosmetic product from a 19 y/o male was her first mistake. Who does that?



....but they do say cum is good for external and internal use. He really cares about her.

Flowers must be totally lost on this man.

It probably looked like dried elmers glue after 5 minutes

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Why would you rub something all over your body that smelled like old sperm? I know that bitch was smelling like she been doing some strange activities.

She was a nut for having followed her instinct on this. She may want to see if she could file for damages of some sort.

Gross
Me and him would have been brawling.

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I've already shared my story about some perverted man and his bottle of semen on LSA... not sure if I should repeat it, I think enough people have vomited already.

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I don't know but he'd have to pay more than $300 for doing that to me

Gross!

lank?

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I've been know to apply "pearl necklaces" to women that I have just finished having sex with, but nothing as crazy as this dude did. He must have saved that up til it was about a quart, and shipped it to her special delivery.

Ok here, just.... read at your own risk
which one of ya'll have flucked with eastern euro/russian men? who got the tea

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If a man did something like that for me, then the bottle would go directly to the cops as evidence for a restraining order or sexual harrasment suit.

I'd think that this man would be the type to try and sniff my panties or something. I ain't down for that.