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Crazy Subway Or Bus Or Car Stories??????....... .
Originally Posted by Granny Panties
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Re: Crazy Subway Or Bus Or Car Stories??????....... .
Years ago, I was riding the bus in L.A., the bus driver was really cute. He speaks, I speak sit down and start minding my business. I am opening up some gum, when he gets on the loud speaker and says "Excuse me, young lady in the yellow dress, can I have some gum??" Of course everybody is looking around to see who is wearing yellow. We dated for a couple of months after that.
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Re: Crazy Subway Or Bus Or Car Stories??????....... .
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Originally Posted by blackgzuz
Black is an offical member of F.A.P. (franklin avenue posse) I used to run with Buckshot (Of Black moon) back when he was a Ralphie's kid (Crown Heights faction of the Lo Life's) and Freddy Fox who went by his righteous attribute (Five percent moniker) Knowledge back then.
You're friend might not made the cut because he wasn't smart enough; a lot of people don't know that the orignal members of the Decepts all went to the Brooklyn Tech (aka cybertron) That's were my girl Starscream went to (the Lady decept that I dated) Another reason a dude might not got accepted was if he was affiliated in any way with the Lo Life's (yeah I guess several of them got passes because Lifes and Decepts dated all the time)
But proboly the main reason was because he didn't take the asswhooping well enough they needed good people to stand up to the Brownswille Lolifes (POLO United Shoplifters Association) Which was Rack Lo's (of the Spit squad)Crew.
So were you a lady Decept and Lo wife or a Blood? Did you ever go to the school in Medina in the Seth Low Projects?
Stand by for Black's spin off thread.
You know Prisycat don't like you now??????...... and......
I'm feelin' another part of Reality...... hit me when I represent the F.A.P......
I just wanted to say that.......
and you knew Bumpy Knuckles too????????......... .....
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Re: Crazy Subway Or Bus Or Car Stories??????....... .
In high school the bus that pulled in front of my house was always packed, and kids would push and squeeze with all their might to avoid being late.
One winter morning this fat white lady wasn't having all of the excitement and came out the bus with baby stroller swinging, acting as a weapon/crowd divide. She hit my friend in her shin and needless to say at 8am everyone is on edge. My friend pushed her and all hell broke loose. The woman parked the stroller in front of the bus (in the turing lane with her child in it) and proceeded to whoop my girls ass.
The bus driver was laughing as she ripped the chain off of my friends neck and put her in a head lock....now this woman was over 300 pounds and clearly she had no regard for human life...so my friends and I looked on pretending to help here and there. I never laughed so hard in my life!!!
2nd story- Once again in high school me and the same group of friends mentioned above were travelling home when this old white geezer got a hard on looking at my homie...he said your skin looks like peanut butter and I want a lick...at that point he proceeded to open his mouth as wide as he could and laugh...his tongue looked like a petri dish that harvested tropical bacteria....it had all the colors of the rainbow and lumps similar to a frogs back....the stuff nightmare are made of.
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You know Prisycat don't like you now??????...... and......
I'm feelin' another part of Reality...... hit me when I represent the F.A.P......
I just wanted to say that.......
and you knew Bumpy Knuckles too????????......... .....
Yes he and I used to do security together we both trained at When world's collide. Somebody wrote a book on his life but it was done without using names basically it was about his crimey life not his rap career. I'm mentioned in the book as well as several infamous Brooklyn personalites
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