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The Creative Womans 21st Century Vibrator :lol:How ladies use GSM as vibrators.
Well i heard this is what some women are doing these days,
When it comes to getting to cloud 9 with relative ease, women
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The Creative Womans 21st Century Vibrator :lol:
How ladies use GSM as vibrators.
Well i heard this is what some women are doing these days,
When it comes to getting to cloud 9 with relative ease, women can be very resourceful, especially when it comes to finding ways to use everyday devices as sex toys. All sorts of devices that produce steady vibrations - from video game controllers to electric toothbrushes, to non vibrating ones like candles, have been used as sex toys by creative women.
Vibrating cells are however a natural and the most prefered now are the slim phones.
The user inserts slim round unused phones with new sim cards to avoid interruption and keep calling the phone with another one continuously. It's very easy. Set your cellphone ringtone to 'vibration only' alert. Using the second phone, dial your cell phone's number. When your cell phone starts ringing, the vibrations will begin. Keep your fingers on the redial button of the second phone, and keep calling yourself until you get satisfaction.
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I'd like to meet the person who wrote this report. He or she must be on something. lol.
A phone in your private area? Who does that? Radiation, Hello???
Ladies, what you say?
This sounds dangerous to me ladies - please dont try it
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Re: The Creative Womans 21st Century Vibrator :lol:
Why buy a whole new phone when you could just buy a vibrator?
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Re: The Creative Womans 21st Century Vibrator :lol:
Lmfao. What the hell...
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Re: The Creative Womans 21st Century Vibrator :lol:
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Originally Posted by Chris Partlow
Why buy a whole new phone when you could just buy a vibrator?
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better yet, why not just get a man AND a vibrator.....
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Re: The Creative Womans 21st Century Vibrator :lol:
Gross. That phone's vibration must be preety strong.
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Re: The Creative Womans 21st Century Vibrator :lol:
*leaves the thread disturbed
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Re: The Creative Womans 21st Century Vibrator :lol:
I've seen this done at a party before
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Re: The Creative Womans 21st Century Vibrator :lol:
So I can give my putty cat the cancer?
Naw Holmes, Imma blow the extra $30 and get my ass a rabbit.
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Re: The Creative Womans 21st Century Vibrator :lol:
<--- Sometimes sits on the washer during the spin cycle. 
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