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Farting in the office
Check this out. I have this twenty something female black coworker who sits like two cubicles away from mine who is always farting. I mean not little poots or grunts,
Check this out. I have this twenty something female black coworker who sits like two cubicles away from mine who is always farting. I mean not little poots or grunts, but wholesome farts that could rattle and tumble boulders. The stank is nautious and smells like sour cabbage and carrots. Then she sits near the air condition unit so her smells float around the office. So last week i started counting how many times she fart during the day. I took a tally of the times i heard the sound. It turns out on friday along, she farted 45 times in three HOURS..WTF???
I was constantly tallying marks to show the times she farted. I know farts are human nature, but is it neccessary to do something like that in a work office all loud and stuff? So i confronted her about it today, and i was a little scared to do it but i needed to tell her something because that s**t stank. she got pissed at me and told me to mind my own bisness. I told her it was hard to mind my own bizness when you farting like a hippo all over the damn place. Later on, she got so desperate that she emailed me a website about farting and told me its a common thing and that she is going to continue to fart in the office. This is the website she sent me http://www.heptune.com/farts.html .What the heck im i supposed to do? Get some nose clamps or tell the girl to go get checked out? HELP??
Check this out. I have this twenty something female black coworker who sits like two cubicles away from mine who is always farting. I mean not little poots or grunts, but wholesome farts that could rattle and tumble boulders. The stank is nautious and smells like sour cabbage and carrots. Then she sits near the air condition unit so her smells float around the office. So last week i started counting how many times she fart during the day. I took a tally of the times i heard the sound. It turns out on friday along, she farted 45 times in three HOURS..WTF???
I was constantly tallying marks to show the times she farted. I know farts are human nature, but is it neccessary to do something like that in a work office all loud and stuff? So i confronted her about it today, and i was a little scared to do it but i needed to tell her something because that s**t stank. she got pissed at me and told me to mind my own bisness. I told her it was hard to mind my own bizness when you farting like a hippo all over the damn place. Later on, she got so desperate that she emailed me a website about farting and told me its a common thing and that she is going to continue to fart in the office. This is the website she sent me http://www.heptune.com/farts.html .What the heck im i supposed to do? Get some nose clamps or tell the girl to go get checked out? HELP??
Did you talk to your boss about it? Sorry I am a college student, haven't entered the corporate world so that would be my advice.
I would tell her to find a doctor and get her damn colon cleaned. Also, she needs a lesson in manners. Farting in public, especially the office, is just plain ill-mannered and rude.
Did you talk to your boss about it? Sorry I am a college student, haven't entered the corporate world so that would be my advice.
yeah i mentioned it but he ignores it and doesn't see it as a problem. I don't know how anyone cant see farting all out and in the public as a problem. I admit i fart too, but not in front of people like she do. My coworkers also complain to my boss, but i guess since he is the man and doesn't care with his own office, it's not a problem. I think the girl has a picture of him in a uncomprimising situation. I don't want to do nothing that will get me fired, so i guess i might have to get some nose clamps or something.
there is a white lady that sits in the cubicle in front on me that does the same thing and everytime she does it the black girl that sits on the other side of her cubicle sprays the Wizard air freshner over into her cubicle. that's how we livin fart -spray-fart-spray
How rude! The broad is sick! I mean mentally and physically. How you gonna do some nasty-ness and then justify it with a website? The girl need a psychiatrist and a gastroenterologist!
I worked with a guy like this, and he used to POOT and be the only one in the room that doesn't react. It's hilarious.
We were in a status meeting one day, and it was pretty quiet. He let one rip, and no one could contain it. We all bust out laughing, and he snapped......"THERE' S MORE ROOM ON THE OUTSIDE THAN ON THE INSIDE"
Yes, he was white, and no longer works with me THANK GOODNESS!!
Our main desk receptionist will call us to come up front for a airborne delivery etc then when you walk up you can smell this nasty shit stank FART a mile away sooooooooooooo one day I came back to my desk and told my colleague I couldn't get the package he was like "why" I was like just go up front and get it for me...so he did and came back like "NR why the fuck didn't you warn me" and we laughed for like an hour straight...it was really funny.
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