Yes. I know this is a groupie post.
No, I don't care how hoeish I sound.
Judge me all you want just hopefully sprinkle a few gems in here

Now... I know that they won't be serious. Neither am I. I'm 24 and just looking for some fun. I only wanna mess off with 2 or 3 though. What are some of the places to meet a player? Any cities I should travel to? Currently in in Texas. How should I look? Is there a certain look?

Before you crucify me... I know SOME of you ladies wonder this too Just want someone to point me in the right direction so to speak. It's summer & I don't have shit else to do lol.

You need to go to your nearest psychologist to see why you have such low esteem!

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This ain't balleralert.

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Somebody up in here help the girl out lol...actually if you do a "search" there are plenty of "how to" tutorials on hoe-ing instructionals. True story.

A groupie with no prospects is not much of a groupie at all. Maybe you should start with some lower level athletes to get your feet wet. Does anybody know of some pro-Badminton players that OP could practice her panty dropping skills with?

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Sit courtside at the games with your legs open.

Go to the hotels at 10pm and 3am. Bring girlfriends and be the prettiest one of them.

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you wont get no help here!

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"Pro-Badminton" tho?????

*digs grave*

@ only 2 or 3

I thought it was common knowledge how to get one?

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Badminton? Badminton.

Log on twitter and be as dehydrated there as you are here.

Literally be dumb and full of cum and you're in missy! Yep That should do the trick

I mean...like...damn, you couldn't have just went with college or d-league wannabes...you had to go with badminton