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My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....I hope I don't have "Yogurt" on my jeans....
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My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
I hope I don't have "Yogurt" on my jeans....
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
Yogurt, Ewww.. LMAO..
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
*gags*
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
Lawd!!!!
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
Might wanna wash them jeans!
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
LMAO
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
lol....what kind of dog?
Chihuahua?
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
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I hope I don't have "Yogurt" on my jeans....
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
oh my!
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
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lol....what kind of dog?
Chihuahua?
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A Chihuahua look like a rat compared to that bitch.... it looked like Bo(Obama's dog) but white all over.....
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
u nassy tail mofo 
yogurt *vomits*
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
I just made the mistake of putting "dog sperm" in Google Images search. I was just curious about its yogurty consistency. There are some SICK people out there. 
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
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Re: My Neighbor's Dog Just Tried To Hump My Leg....
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I just made the mistake of putting "dog sperm" in Google Images search. I was just curious about its yogurty consistency. There are some SICK people out there. |
I don't think White women giving dogs blowjobs is that sick.
With what PETA does already, it's the next logical step.
The dogs are obviously in pain when the knot near their genitals swell. Those white women are from PETA and are easing the dog's pain.
Now if they were Black or Asian then it's animal abuse. 
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