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See this is why men like me marry...women who can cook. My parents had 9 children. 5 boys, 4 girls. The girls cooked.....and we did everything else. Growin' up......I simply never learned. I did take a few
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See this is why men like me marry
...women who can cook. My parents had 9 children. 5 boys, 4 girls. The girls cooked.....and we did everything else. Growin' up......I simply never learned. I did take a few cooking classes at the college last year. But for the most part I"m a "SHAKE AND BAKE" man.
I wanted to impress Mrs P before she got home. I got the kids bathed, clean the crib, through the lights on the tree...
...then proceeded to TRY to make a chicken pot pie (MODS I thought about putting this in the food section but what I'm going to post just didn't seem like FOOD.)
Anyway.........So I spent an hour int he kitchen, makin' dinner for the family. PUTTIN' IT DOWN!!
......put that bad boy in the oven, at 400 degress for 1 hour...
DAMN!
And Mrs P.......being the love wife that she is.
LAUGHED AT ME................man my feelin' was kind hurt. Even Lil Paige laughed at my HORRIBLE attempt at cookin' Then she called my "Mom" and they laughed at me. Course my sister had to be called........they laughed at me.
My dumb ass uploads it to face book........(cuz I was proud before Mrs P came home)........my real life hommies laughed at me.
uuuugh. Its POSED to be chick pot pie.
but since the chicken wasn't done
and the carrots were hard
and the potatoes were more like cardboard
and..........I don't know what the hell happened to what I THOUGHT was the filling.
I'm going to bed damnit!
Parris
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Re: See this is why men like me marry
Awwwwww..well at least you tried, LOL
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Re: See this is why men like me marry
Said my niece on face book
"WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!! :-/"
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I'll give you an "A" for effort. But PaRis that food right there looks sort of like vomit! I would have called everyone and told them too.
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Re: See this is why men like me marry
Thank God me and my boo can cook. 
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Originally Posted by Sirrap
...women who can cook. My parents had 9 children. 5 boys, 4 girls. The girls cooked.....and we did everything else. Growin' up......I simply never learned. I did take a few cooking classes at the college last year. But for the most part I"m a "SHAKE AND BAKE" man.
I wanted to impress Mrs P before she got home. I got the kids bathed, clean the crib, through the lights on the tree...
...then proceeded to TRY to make a chicken pot pie (MODS I thought about putting this in the food section but what I'm going to post just didn't seem like FOOD.)
Anyway.........So I spent an hour int he kitchen, makin' dinner for the family. PUTTIN' IT DOWN!!
......put that bad boy in the oven, at 400 degress for 1 hour...
DAMN!
And Mrs P.......being the love wife that she is.
LAUGHED AT ME................man my feelin' was kind hurt. Even Lil Paige laughed at my HORRIBLE attempt at cookin' Then she called my "Mom" and they laughed at me. Course my sister had to be called........they laughed at me.
My dumb ass uploads it to face book........(cuz I was proud before Mrs P came home)........my real life hommies laughed at me.
uuuugh. Its POSED to be chick pot pie.
but since the chicken wasn't done
and the carrots were hard
and the potatoes were more like cardboard
and..........I don't know what the hell happened to what I THOUGHT was the filling.
I'm going to bed damnit!
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Re: See this is why men like me marry
LOL...I was going to say at least you tried also, but chicken pot pie is a little tricky so you might want to try again. Wives love when you try anyway, you'll find a signature dish and stick to it.
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Re: See this is why men like me marry
your oven is dirty
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Re: See this is why men like me marry
Bless your heart for trying.............. ......
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Re: See this is why men like me marry
Look @ that fuckin oven....a new one in the future perhaps??
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Re: See this is why men like me marry
forget the food, the oven needs a seriously thorough cleaning.
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Re: See this is why men like me marry
well at least you tried Pizzle...you get an A for effort 
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I'll give you an "A" for effort. But PaRis that food right there looks sort of like vomit! I would have called everyone and told them too.
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Shit was everywhere.......... it SMELT good.
Meh........
I'll have to try it again. Late.
We ordered pizza.
Parris
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Re: See this is why men like me marry
At least you tried! There are easier, more elegant dinner ideas that are a hell of alot easier than pot pies. Hit me up.
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Re: See this is why men like me marry
When I saw it I said EEEEECKKKKKKKK! Good try, next time start off making something a little easier! Lol
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