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Lesbian wants me to impregnate her
So I was at the gym earlier today just working out and keeping fit. I was wearing my usual outfit tennis shows, Hot Pink bicycle shorts, and a black mesh
So I was at the gym earlier today just working out and keeping fit. I was wearing my usual outfit tennis shows, Hot Pink bicycle shorts, and a black mesh top. It was just normal gym attire but I seemed to be attracting an extraordinary amount of female attention. I especially seemed to attract a large crowd of female admirers while I was doing squats, I could just feel the ladies behind me burning a whole in my ass with their eyes as I was bending down over and over.
Anyway after I was done with my work out I went to the smoothie bar to have my customary Piņa colada smoothie when I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was an aging Lesbian couple, one was slim, short, and had a clay Aiken haircut. The other was 5'8, short spiky hair, mean ass look on her face, and I assume was the man in that relationship. Any way they sat down and told me their story. See both were over 40 and wanted children, but they didn't want to do it through invetro fertilization because they wanted it done naturally. Now they made this decision 5 years ago but haven't ever been able to find a man that lived up to their lofty standards until today. According to them I was everything they were looking for in a man, I was physically built like a Greek god, handsome, successful, disease free, ect. Once I told them about my 140 point IQ they were immediately sold. My charm, wit, honesty, modesty, and generally endearing personality was just the cherry on top for them. Thats when they asked me the question, they wanted to know if i could romance and impregnate the smaller ****.
They even offered to sweeten the deal by offering to pay me 10,000 dollars for my services. I was obviously flattered but told them I would need time to think about it.
What does everyone think I should do? Now as nice as it would be to finally get paid for giving women more pleasure than they will ever get again in their life, I wonder if it would be morally correct to be a "dick for hire" so to speak. Thats the thing many don't know about me, I have such character and high standards for myself, sometimes my conscious prevents me from doing things that some lesser men would have no problem doing. The other problem I have is the very real possibly of converting this life long **** into full throttle horny heterosexual, cause trust me I've done it before. Even the most harden carpet munchers have fell victim to the stud muffin that is Chip Windsor IV, doesn't matter if your just a slightly bi women or a proud Wanda Sykes type ****, once you mess with the Chipster you will be under the spell of my cock.
You JUST might be more conceited than I am...(which is saying something)
I don't know man.....FOR ME. I'm not going to give a woman I child that I can no raise. It had nothing to do with a being a better man or lessor man when compared to other and everything to do with how I see myself. If they are going to pay you 10,000 for you to do this......why not ake the 10,000 to a sperm back and have them do it in a way that has a higher chance of success?
Full blown lesbian (from my understanding...my niece is lesbian) aren't going to offer a man 10,000 to fuck them. Many are simply put off by the idea of a dick. Some are even repulsed.
I don't know what you are asking for.......IMO, you have already made up your mind. I can tell that simply from the way you asked the question.
So I was at the gym earlier today just working out and keeping fit. I was wearing my usual outfit tennis shows, Hot Pink bicycle shorts, and a black mesh top.
once you mess with the Chipster you will be under the spell of my cock.
I LOVE YOU!!!
I swear you make these posts for pure entertainment. Well, that and easy points.
Either way, you had me at "hot pink bicycle shorts and black mesh top".
I'll never be under your spell tho...thanks to that other thread I now know you have a small peen. Get the money first.
I went to the smoothie bar to have my customary Piņa colada smoothie
I was physically built like a Greek god, handsome, successful, disease free, ect. Once I told them about my 140 point IQ they were immediately sold. My charm, wit, honesty, modesty, and generally endearing personality was just the cherry on top for them. hmmm not modesty then?
I have is the very real possibly of converting this life long **** into full throttle horny heterosexual, cause trust me I've done it before. Even the most harden carpet munchers have fell victim to the stud muffin that is Chip Windsor IV, doesn't matter if your just a slightly bi women or a proud Wanda Sykes type ****, once you mess with the Chipster you will be under the spell of my cock.
jus effing dead!
chip, u neva FAIL to crack me the hell up bwhahahahaha
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So I was at the gym earlier today just working out and keeping fit. I was wearing my usual outfit tennis shows, Hot Pink bicycle shorts, and a black mesh top. It was just normal gym attire but I seemed to be attracting an extraordinary amount of female attention. I especially seemed to attract a large crowd of female admirers while I was doing squats, I could just feel the ladies behind me burning a whole in my ass with their eyes as I was bending down over and over.
Anyway after I was done with my work out I went to the smoothie bar to have my customary Piņa colada smoothie when I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was an aging Lesbian couple, one was slim, short, and had a clay Aiken haircut. The other was 5'8, short spiky hair, mean ass look on her face, and I assume was the man in that relationship. Any way they sat down and told me their story. See both were over 40 and wanted children, but they didn't want to do it through invetro fertilization because they wanted it done naturally. Now they made this decision 5 years ago but haven't ever been able to find a man that lived up to their lofty standards until today. According to them I was everything they were looking for in a man, I was physically built like a Greek god, handsome, successful, disease free, ect.
This thread is useless without pics!
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You should be script writer. Cause this shit right here? Is some good shit.
Get the money first.
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