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Originally Posted by carmeldelight is cooking really that important? i always argue with my father that men of this generation don't give a shit if a woman can cook. and


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is cooking really that important? i always argue with my father that men of this generation don't give a shit if a woman can cook. and now i see 'cooking' on everyone's list...FUCK!

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well, when you consider most woman today can't cook. It is a huge plus in your favor if you can.
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LOL...I won't be home early enough to cook given my chosen profession. So I guess I"m assed out regardless!
whats your profession lawyer, doctor ?
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is cooking really that important? i always argue with my father that men of this generation don't give a shit if a woman can cook. and now i see 'cooking' on everyone's list...FUCK!
If you can do that and can dutch for dinner 4 nights out of the week, you might have a fighting chance
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Because its fake, u would be mad if a guy had a fake chest, fake penis, fake hair, etc.....
i think you men are sometimes a little ignorant to the female grooming tactics...there are probably a lot of women that you have seen, met, gone out with who had fake nails...but they were so tasteful and natural looking...you didn't KNOW they were fake and you assumed they were real. and then you see the heffas with the long ass claws and ghetto airbrushing and everything...and you KNOW those are fake and you therefore attribute fake nails to THAT look.

the same goes for makeup. i think a lot of men don't realize that wearing makeup doesn't necessarily entail a lot of extravagant colors or over the top shit. you CAN wear makeup that is more about earth tones and natural looking. i've seen guys i know point out girls as examples of 'natural' looks they like...and i look at the girl and i'm like, "jackass...she DOES have makeup on...it's just earth tones and not as noticeable" and they are always like, "oh, i didn't know there was such of a thing as natural and earth tone makeup." lol!
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so if he had a fake 10 inch penis and later u found out it was 2 inches u would not be mad?
i wouldn't want a 2 incher but i sure as fuck wouldn't want a 10 incher either. i might would be RELIEVED to find out that 10 incher was fake!!!!
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No order

must know how to carry herself like a lady

must have self control especially when it comes to finances

must be in shape none of that so called thick shit have to also be dedicated to staying in shape long term

Intelligence

Libertarian views are a must

compassionate

Good looks ,nice legs toned legs,nice ass,good looking face

Loyalty

Isn't consumed by fads

Not a feminist

so you like skinny women? just asking. you said 'no thick shit'...do you mean you don't want thick when it's really a fat chick who is passing for thick? or do you mean you literally don't want a thick chick? meaning, you don't want a big ass, big thighs and big hips?
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3) Loves sex but not extra w/it (won't feen when I'm out of town for 3 days)

WTF? If I WAS married, we'd cover every square inch of the house...that takes daily work...lol.

i agree. i don't understand the point in being married if you can't be fucking all the time?
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well, when you consider most woman today can't cook. It is a huge plus in your favor if you can.

i love watching the food network. and i love reading cookbooks. and i love buying the ingredients and preparing for a dish that i saw on tv or found on the net or whatever. but then i start cooking the damn dish...i get bored with it halfway through and it turns out bad. i CAN cook if i really concentrate...unfort unately i think i have A.D.D. and it just goes haywire if i don't make conscious efforts to follow shit through. i always say that if i have kids i will cook for them because i want them to be healthy fuckers and not always eating fast food...BUT if it's just the two of us...i want his ass to take me out to cool restaurants most nights or order in from cool restaurants most nights...he he
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If you can do that and can dutch for dinner 4 nights out of the week, you might have a fighting chance
well you know i don't want to dutch for shit...so then i might STILL be assed out! lol!
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so you like skinny women? just asking. you said 'no thick shit'...do you mean you don't want thick when it's really a fat chick who is passing for thick? or do you mean you literally don't want a thick chick? meaning, you don't want a big ass, big thighs and big hips?
I like slim women,but I said so called thick because many of what's called thick is really fat
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Dayum .. just about every list has to have a women that can cook .. well hell what if she cant cook but can fix a bangin salad ..?
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1. Gotta be human- You wouldn't believe how many aliens are running around.
2. Must not let criminal family influence you into acting against your own best wishes. (i.e.- Prostitution for a part of the family who won't even respect you afterwards and only cares about the money. If they don't respect you for it, how do you think I will feel?) Same for stealing from me.
3. Be what you brag you are. (Don't brag about how big your past boyfriends are(13 inches), but when it comes to me(9), have the greatest difficulty.) If you are "good in bed", be good in bed. Don't get my expectations up. Same with credit scores. The girlfriend who does it like old people is sometimes the one breaking your best friend's dick or clit off when they get "bored".
4. Playtime- We must have it.
5. Mind outside the usual- I like people who can have their own secret worlds outside of work, family, and "regular life".
6. Must have skillz- cuz that is what attracts me. Why else would I date a nuclear physicist who knows how to sew?
7. Makeup (Must not give much of a f-ck) - Please keep it to the minimum. We shouldn't be an hour late for an event or miss out on nice things in life because you are self conscious of others. Not unless it is expressing your creativity or skillz.
8. Combat experience- Cuz I like to be with a winner. And she must know that even if I am on the ground, I am winning if the other dude is blinded.
9. We must be very similar- in body type and thinking. Not completely, but just enough to get along and learn from each other.
10. Controlled Attitude- If we are just starting out, your attitude better not make you lose your job, family, or whatever. Be mindful of who is listening and be respectful. Even if we don't like them. Always remember, we can pay them back later. (And for those who take offense to this, imagine if your guy just decided to go crazy and lost his job and a bunch of other things. And when you ask for an explanation, he has you talk to the hand.)
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1. Gotta be human- You wouldn't believe how many aliens are running around.
2. Must not let criminal family influence you into acting against your own best wishes. (i.e.- Prostitution for a part of the family who won't even respect you afterwards and only cares about the money. If they don't respect you for it, how do you think I will feel?) Same for stealing from me.
3. Be what you brag you are. (Don't brag about how big your past boyfriends are(13 inches), but when it comes to me(9), have the greatest difficulty.) If you are "good in bed", be good in bed. Don't get my expectations up. Same with credit scores. The girlfriend who does it like old people is sometimes the one breaking your best friend's dick or clit off when they get "bored".
4. Playtime- We must have it.
5. Mind outside the usual- I like people who can have their own secret worlds outside of work, family, and "regular life".
6. Must have skillz- cuz that is what attracts me. Why else would I date a nuclear physicist who knows how to sew?
7. Makeup (Must not give much of a f-ck) - Please keep it to the minimum. We shouldn't be an hour late for an event or miss out on nice things in life because you are self conscious of others. Not unless it is expressing your creativity or skillz.
8. Combat experience- Cuz I like to be with a winner. And she must know that even if I am on the ground, I am winning if the other dude is blinded.
9. We must be very similar- in body type and thinking. Not completely, but just enough to get along and learn from each other.
10. Controlled Attitude- If we are just starting out, your attitude better not make you lose your job, family, or whatever. Be mindful of who is listening and be respectful. Even if we don't like them. Always remember, we can pay them back later. (And for those who take offense to this, imagine if your guy just decided to go crazy and lost his job and a bunch of other things. And when you ask for an explanation, he has you talk to the hand.)
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