I have a few:
1. calling themselves "gurus"...uhm say's who?
2. saying the video is gonna be short but then it takes like 15 mins to review/describe a product or
1. calling themselves "gurus"...uhm say's who?
2. saying the video is gonna be short but then it takes like 15 mins to review/describe a product or hair or whatever
3. apologizing for their voice because their under the weather...no need to sound rude buuuut ..who cares!! film your damn video when you get better, what u want me to do? feel sorry for you and send you a box of kleenex?? its not the end of the world nor is it that serious
4. ootd's that take 5 mins...just spin around a few times..all you need is 2 minutes MAX to show an outfit
5. mouth smacking, saying "uhm" too much, fixing hair in camera constantly
6. narcissistic behaviors
7. saying I don't ask ppl to subscribe to me but yet still in the info bar it says...subscribe to me, like me on fb, follow me on twitter, follow me on instagram and blah blah blah...don't they have friends outside the computer screen?
1) Gurus who can't take constructive criticism and just bitch when someone doesn't lick their ass. Ex: lilpumpkinpie05, she's just bitchy.
2) Gurus who kiss ass just to get more hits from a more popular subscriber. SunKissAlba always says "I love Andreaschoice!" Someone says they look alike or mentions her, she says I love her or that's the greatest compliment ever!
3) Gurus who do the same makeup over and over again. Again, SunKiss Alba does the same tired brown smokey eye and her personality is dry as fuck.
4) Gurus who can't do makeup and look a hot ass mess. Like leemadison 9 and a bunch of other gurus.
5) Narcissist bitches like AndreasChoice thinking they hot shit. Posing, pouting, swinging their hair every second. It's like get over yourself, you're not that good looking.
6) Gurus who talk too much!
7) Gurus who use shitty cameras and expect people to watch them. Makeupbyerenren still make videos and IDK why. People use to watch her videos but now she only gets a few thousand views. If you want to be the next "big thing" on YT you can't start off half stepping.
8) Gurus like makeupd0ll, lover4fashion claiming to be a NW 45, which is a brownish red when they have chocolate skin tone.
I can say PeakMill is the only "guru" I heard say she hates being called a guru because she's not. That's one thing I like about her. She's just rude as fuck
When they have ashy hands and or ugly hands and putting on makeup.
When their grammar is fucked to hell but try to sound 'educated'.
When they take forever to do a 'tutorial'.
When they have 2nd channels. I don't give a shit about a vlog or your regular-ass life that you're trying to pass off as fab. No.
When they tell you to "rate, comment, subscribe" (no, bitch) but they never respond to any questions in the comment section.
When they use high-pitch baby voices to sound more peppy or nicer than they are.
When they use soft, 'sexy' voices to sound more sophisticated than they are.
Constantly touching their hair. Why are you constantly touching your hair? You're looking at yourself in the damn camera. I know you see it's still on your head.
When they try to get their numbers up by saying at the end of the video, "I'd love to know what you guys think of this product so leave me a message in the comment section." Bitch, you're not slick. You don't care. You just want that comment count to increase.
teasedblackpearlz and beautybjj's hands KILL me, I can't stand seeing the up on the screen!! and teasedblackpearlz seems fake as hell to me but now she trying to seem like she down to earth by being "silly" , u look stupid and that goes for a bunch of the other "gurus" as well
Guru: Okay but first, I went to Target and I saw these really cute socks with pock-a-dots, and I said I JUST HAVE TO GET THESE. So I bought 'em!! *shows socks* Aren't they cute? My boyfriend hates them. *giggles*
Me:
Guru: So today I'm wearing eyeshadow from the Naked 2 collection, and a nude lip.
Me: Bish, get to the smokey eye.
Guru: For breakfast I had some gluten free cereal, and Greek Yogurt. I'm on this new Russian gymnast diet...
Me: Please stahp!
Guru: So let's begin the smokey eye tutorial...
Me: THANK GAWD!
Guru: I'm gonna use these Sigma brushes..... Oh! Aren't these cute? They were super expensive, but they feel sooooo soft. I just love these, but I think I want them in different colors.What color should I choose? Ask in the comment section below *points*
Me:
Guru: Oh, and subscribe to my beauty channel, my vlog channel, and my advice channel. Oh, and like this video.
Me:
Guru:n *begins a 2 minute tutorial, you don't even learn anything*
It irks me when they get mad that people ask questions that stated in the video... they're really rude about it... well peekmill is
I don't blame her, I would get mad too especially if the video is less than 8 minutes.
If it's one of those 18 minute infomercials then I would understand, but don't get mad at her for calling you out on your lazy butt or bad cognition skills.
4. ootd's that take 5 mins...just spin around a few times..all you need is 2 minutes MAX to show an outfit
This. I esp. can't stand when they add some loud ass techno over it.
I always crack up when I see OOTD videos, and the person is in a super small room, so they spend 5 min. angling the camera in different ways to capture the look. Why not set up a tripod?
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1. "Hater" videos. At that point I simply unsubscribe.
2. Holding the bottom end of the product in the camera. I already heard you said you're using Ruby Woo, I don't need to wait for your camera to focus in on that worn out label.
3. Swatching things on fingers then shoving your fingertip in the camera...just put it on your hand so i can see how it actually translates to skin.
4. long intros, photo montage intros with lots of color and loud music
5. Instagram has me really disliking people I loved on camera...
Videos about basic shit. Like "how to tie a ponytail" , "how to shave your legs", "how to put lip balm on"
Some people make requests for stupid suff. Someone I am subscribed to made a video on how to do four twists on your head. I was like , but he said some people had made requests and honestly couldint twist their hair, a basic messy twist not minitwists or anything. Some people are so dumb and ask dumb questions like 'can I use macadamia oil instead of jojoba' when the youtuber specifically said it don't matter what you put in you shea butter mix.
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Yeah I'm sure you'd be the first one laughing when they put a million bullet holes in your cottage cheese arse.
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, she actually sleep with these on? Don't no man want to roll over and look at his woman head looking like "Krusty The Clown" glow in the dark :-/
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