Re: Euro Football: the Men, the Game, and the Tea 2.0
It’s Tea Time
Sent via email and Written by Evita
I must admit this tea is old to people in South and Central America. Here in the good ole US of A and Europe…tea has no expiration date. Occasionally, the WC thread suffers from renal failure due to severe dehydration. At these times the international manwhores come together and pump us (and the lucky bishes they fuck) back to life. This week is no different.
This tea takes us to the home of some of the best steaks, best wines in the world and a place where Nazi War Criminals lived and worked side by side with Jews after WWII. It is said that the tango was born on the shores of the Riachuelo in brothels and the impoverished neighborhoods in Buenos Aires, Argentina.
So who goes to a night lively city like Buenos Aires to get drunk and parties before an important international football match?
The Spanish National team.
The World Cup champs were in Argentina this past September for an international friendly against lil Lionel and his gang.
Spain was defeated by Argentina 2-1 in an embarrassing loss that left many wondering “what the hell happen”?
Here is the scoop according to our South American fonts:
Now, the Spanish players didn't go out all in one big group...no, no, they partied along cultural lines it seems, or maybe team lines, or maybe “I like him better than you” lines. The Barca boys: Pique, Biscuits (busquets), and Cesc were living it up at one club in the Argentine capital. While Ramos, Navas, Llorente, and VERY MARRIED Pepe Reina were partying it up at another bar. We're not quite sure if it's Le Bar, Pacha, Milion, Thelonious, or Museum, but once we find out, so will you...
Club Pacha in Buenos Aires
International Football community, listen up and take this advice:
You want to beat the World Cup Champs Spain in a friendly? Import some Argentine girls the night before the match. Apparently those bishes are in possession of that mind eraser pussy. It’s so on point it has Spanish footballers trippin over their own feet, missing plays, unable to defend, and just generally sucking as an athlete.
Sources claim the boys were bar dancing and certain players (all of them actually lol) being surrounded by some very willing, able and happy to oblige groupies. Remember the Argentine girl that was following Sergio Ramos and putting his tweets to her on blast for all to see? Well, apparently the Argentine press was following those tweets as well. Things that make you go hmm......We'll bet that that Argentine girl got a Catergory 5 that night. Would you agree?
Every superman has his kryptonite…or in this case every Spanish football player sucks after an experience with those Argentine ladies! They sure as hell embarrassed themselves, their country, friends and family on the pitch and off it….
Argenine ladies! I bow to your ablities. Now, why are you heaux's holding out on the DRs?
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