Went to Outback Steakhouse with my favorite uncle. Had some good NY strip, medium-well. Dressed super tomboy (but cute) because it was Friday and I know girls take great joy in going out and flaunting their beauty on the weekend. Pleasantly suprised when that Dita Von Teese looking maitre'd gave me the look. That blackberry sangria was delicious. It also had pineapples in it
It was so windy yesterday that I thought I was in a Beyonce video.
You know when you're coming out a doorway and someone is coming in at the same time so your faces almost collide? That happened last night and this straight female didn't even try to dodge. I asked her why she didn't move and she said she wanted to see what would happen. Side eye.
One of my friends told me she would lay back and let this girl spit knowledge to her. At first I said ooh she's gay, but then I said no she's not. Anyone can dabble in homosexuality. As long as it doesn't stick, one can still be straight.
Murdering you and yours verbally with my intellect
I love Dallas, but I can't stop daydreaming about the beach. Hubby said after the twins Finish high school and are off to college, we can move to the outskirts of Houston, closer to Galveston. Counting down the months.
You are born naked. Everything else is drag.-Rupaul