Off topic general, "what brand of makeup do ya'll use", "what's for dinner", "my boyfriend is having children with his brother's sister in law", "why don't black men date black women", "ya'lls a bunch a thirsty ho's" threads.
The bleach method works. I used to work at s collection center dude comes out the bathroom smelling like he bathed in it. Im like really dude dont use so much next time. He passed. But I hear certo the gelatin stuff works well. You drink it when you go to the bathroom discard the first urine and the second urine is the one you would use for the test. Ive never tried it becsuse I just get someone elses urine.
I was an avid smoker in my undergrad days, i'm talking 5-6 j's a day. I didn't have to pay so why not?
Well here are my remedies. I've tried quite a few.
I did the niacin method. The first time I took it, OMG I was burning and itching all over my body. I thought i was going to die! My friend instructed me that if you take it you should either work out or take some nyquil and go straight to bed. So the next time I took it I went and worked out and the side-effects were not as horrible as the first time.
I've taken the "clean" drinks provided by the smoke shops and it only dilutes your urine for 3-4 hours.
I've had a few of my friends pee for me. FYI stock up on hand warmers during the winter time, because I open up a hand warmer right before I went and pissed and it was hot and steamy for their asses. lol.
Every job I had to take a drug test for I got.
My friends mother smoked the night before she had a job interview and they sprung the "oral test" on her. clawwddd. This heaux went and bought some BC powder and some peroxide and held that mess in her mouth until they told her to come into the office and she spit it out. Needless to say she got the job. I don't know how official that method is.
Thankfully I haven't had to do the oral or hair sample yet.
I have friends that struggle with this all the time. Thank god I''m not in the corporate world anymore. One friend I have drinks 1T vinegar in distilled water (8oz.) every hour until the test. He starts this at least 2 days ahead of time. He always passes. However, 2 times they made him re-take the test because his urine was too diluted. They can tell how much water you've had.
My biggest complaint with all the drug testing is....why so many employees whose jobs could be performed high are tested. No one is in danger from a stoned retail clerk. Why aren't we testing the people whose job performance matters. For instance... surgical teams before and after the surgery. All hospital personnel who perform jobs which can be life or death to the patient. All policemen, firefighters, emt's before and after shift. Pilots and drivers before and after a shift. All elected officials everyday......after all we pay them to do their jobs......shouldn't they be held to this standard?
Hopefully the drug laws in this country will change dramatically in the next ten years(estimated time it will take tobacco co's to lock up production and distribution). Then maybe all this useless random testing will end.
Oh my....I'm just so........I can't.........I'll give you a topic.......Talk amongst yourselves.
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