Off topic general, "what brand of makeup do ya'll use", "what's for dinner", "my boyfriend is having children with his brother's sister in law", "why don't black men date black women", "ya'lls a bunch a thirsty ho's" threads.
Location: Sittin on the dock of the bay wasting time!
Oh Shiznit, It's About To Go Down-Work Teas
OMG OMG OMG.
So, remember how in the the rant thread at the very beginning of the year, I told ya'll how a late night stop at Rite Aid on New Year's morning yielded explosive tea? My boss and my co-worker were in the prophylactic aisle preparing for a scandalous night but they were BOTH married to OTHER people. We spotted each other and shit got realb awkward at the checkout. She put a message out on FB saying "loose lips sink ships" and my bestie (her uncle is married to this heffa) asked me if I knew what she was talking about.
Well, I said nothing, because shit has a strong odor and it eventually reveals itself. I like drama, but I'm not messy or evil.
Fast forward to 10:05. We're getting ready to go into a staff meeting, and the boss' wife don showed up AT the conference room looking heated. Then she looks at the ho bag co-worker and gives her the iciest, most bitchiest, most "I'm gonna FUCK YOUR WORLD UP" glare ever. And she says to him, "I need to speak with you NOW."
The staff meeting has been rescheduled and the office is BUZZING.
Old heffa looks scared as shit and I can tell she is trying to get a moment alone with me, but she gon learn today. Keep your paws off of other people's shit and honor your vows. I wanna ask my bestie what she knows, but I can't! Damn
I hope his wife reads him for FILTH. Will be updating this thread
Crippin' on your serve, your swerve, and your nerves!
Something like this happened at one of my old jobs. The wife came in during a meeting and went straight to the broad and punched her in the face and then did the same to her hubby. Pretty funny day at work