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Harry Styles graces December Vogue in a dress

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Wow are these recent? I haven't seen him look this decent since he left 1D. So he's still somewhat cute, he just chooses to make himself fugly on purpose? Got it. :good

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He needs to stop with this queer sh*t. When it's done right, it can look FIERCE, but it just doesn't suit him.
Yeah these were released like last week or something. He went viral on Twitter for finally looking decent. I think he's trying to pull off that unwashed, cool bohemian look but it just makes him look unkempt, ugly and ages him.
 

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We've come a long way in our society where a mainstream male pop star is allowed to pose in a dress without there being any real backlash. In the '90s during NSYNC's heyday, Lance Bass kept his sexuality hidden in fear it would hurt the group's popularity.
 

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We've come a long way in our society where a mainstream male pop star is allowed to pose in a dress without there being any real backlash. In the '90s during NSYNC's heyday, Lance Bass kept his sexuality hidden in fear it would hurt the group's popularity.
 

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I like some of the outfits but in an ~aRt way. The picture of him in the black jacket with the pink and white skirt dress whatever has good composition.
 

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This queer baiting sh!t he does is so transparent because....at the end of the day, we’ve never actually seen him with a man. I don’t think he even really hangs out in the gay community.

and he’s so lazy with his fashion. At least David Bowie went all the way and slayed the hoes with his heels and bright colored suits.
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Harry just rolls out of bed and throws a dress on & thinks he’s some revolutionary white man....so uninspired...
Now this is how it’s done Bowie was amazing perfect.
 

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*Laughs in ezra miller*

He’s so transparent.i think he’s queer just not this level
 

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Harry baby what happened? Which witch took your beauty and left this mess?

My 1D heart is dead. The shallow b!tch in me ain't interested no more. They all aged like milk now. 4 members. Not even Harry could dodge the degradation curse.

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This is Harry now :cry: (n)

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He's not your man. Get over it.
 

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If he's gonna wear dresses and skirts at least he could have worn something half decent. Those things look like they came from a dusty corner in an abandoned thrift shop.

And can this guy please just get a hair transplant? We are not blind, that hairline looks awful....
 

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Well, the new roaring 20s is gonna be interesting as things keep changing and norms fall to the wayside.
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How my not old ass feels about society.
 

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Harry baby what happened? Which witch took your beauty and left this mess?

My 1D heart is dead. The shallow b!tch in me ain't interested no more. They all aged like milk now. 4 members. Not even Harry could dodge the degradation curse.

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This is Harry now :cry: (n)

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CORRECTION:

Harry Styles DISgraces December Vogue in a dress
 

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This queer baiting sh!t he does is so transparent because....at the end of the day, we’ve never actually seen him with a man. I don’t think he even really hangs out in the gay community.

and he’s so lazy with his fashion. At least David Bowie went all the way and slayed the hoes with his heels and bright colored suits.
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Harry just rolls out of bed and throws a dress on & thinks he’s some revolutionary white man....so uninspired...


This is exactly who I thought when I saw these photos

Harry's clearly trying to model himself after Bowie. Bowie however was actually somewhat compelling to see, Harry just isn't giving me that. Screams really try hard, like he forethought about the poses several times in order to come off 'edgiest'.

I'm tired of these present day artists who stay copying ppl before them smh just be your own person
 

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My man is stressed, y’all need to leave him alone and ask Hollywood why they’re so toxic

Looking at the difference in his eyes between these two pics it looks like something has happened to him in the past two years. I don't know if that involves some creepy older man or not. These pictures do make me feel bad for him as I see suppressed pain in his eyes... nobody criticise me for being an armchair psychologist pls!!
 

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Ezra Miller would have bodied that dress(if he wasn’t cancelled).... Anna Wintour keeps playing it safe with her choices by adding the blazer... If you gonna take a risk with this cover then she should have just had him in the dress by itself... it looks forced with the jacket....

Thanks. My thoughts exactly. The blazer was really weak for a high fashion shoot.
 

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As long as he doesn’t start Sam Smithing himself and trying to claim he’s a “they,” I don’t care.

The minute his ass pudges and he claims that is part of his womanly identity, he’s dead to me.
 

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Rumoured to have been bisexual for years. He was always the one acting fruity in interviews so this isnt shocking for him to wear a dress

Just like Young Thug and Swae Lee, yet they didnt get high fashion covers or photo shoots.....instead they were ridiculed for it
 

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exactlyyy. I had so many alt white boys like Harry Styles at my liberal arts college alma mater and they were all boring asf in person and most of them were racist and problematic just like every other white man.

They're boring and not good people, the deadliest combo.
 

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these new age boys always trying it and failing. crappy, one off photoshoots instead of really living the aesthetic. androgyny isn’t about simply throwing on a dress and makeup, but blurring the lines and perception of the masculine and femme. Atsushi Sakurai from the rockband Buck-Tick is one of the TRUE kings of this sh!t.

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your mediocre white faves could never!

Wow, he looks really good! Never seen / heard of him before.
 

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This doesn't seem "genuine". I don't know why he continues to do this sh!t. Also, I didn't notice his hairline until now LMAO.

Male musicians in the past have this before so... Unless he's trying to tell us something :disdain
 

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It's an interesting dress. It kind of looks like a bunch of the fringe from a nightgown I had in the late 70s/early 80s, but I'm intrigued.
 

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This is exactly who I thought when I saw these photos

Harry's clearly trying to model himself after Bowie. Bowie however was actually somewhat compelling to see, Harry just isn't giving me that. Screams really try hard, like he forethought about the poses several times in order to come off 'edgiest'.

I'm tired of these present day artists who stay copying ppl before them smh just be your own person
he is. almost every single one of his stage outfits is a "Tribute" to some artist before him but it just reeks of unoriginality whenever he does it.
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and they all look absolutely tragic on him lmao
 

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He wants so desperately to be like a modern day Bowie or Prince but it's so disingenous. We all remember you weren't dressing nothing like this back in One Direction
 

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these new age boys always trying it and failing. crappy, one off photoshoots instead of really living the aesthetic. androgyny isn’t about simply throwing on a dress and makeup, but blurring the lines and perception of the masculine and femme. Atsushi Sakurai from the rockband Buck-Tick is one of the TRUE kings of this sh!t.

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your mediocre white faves could never!

Yasss! Astushi is bae. These white men are boring and don't commit fully like the alternative men in Japan do. They just look dusty and ugly.
 

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Hazza peaked at age what, 16, in the early days of 1D:

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Then it was all down hill from there. This potoshoot was such a snooze-fest. He looks short, old, borig and has the same bland facial expression in all pics. "Go girl give us nothing" LOL. The dress is the least of the problems.
 

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My reaction BEFORE clicking on the thread...

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Scrolling through the pics...

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Damn I'm good.

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Quirky clothes with old-looking backgrounds is the thing for this generation. I don't even know this man, but its a no to him...sorry
 

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