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This is all so true! Check the article, I can't link the whole thing

3. You go to your favorite shoe store hoping that maybe *this* time they’ll have your size.
4. But, no.
5. Never. https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/40...p4?versionId=RAEXz69VJ8Ww_H6RAr4Nct3zBNh5mFaE

6. Even when you shop online, bigger sizes are considered “Special Sizes.”
7. You hate going to fancy shoe stores because you know the jokes are coming.
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“My, what big feet you have!”

18. You can never borrow shoes from anyone.
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28. And when you stand on your tiptoes you’re a whole foot taller.
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29. And, you’re in very good company.
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaprobus/29-things-all-girls-with-big-feet-will-understand
 

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I wear a woman's size 13 wide....y'all I HATE shoe shopping. I wear a pair of sneakers down into the ground because the guys at the shoe store laugh at me. When I ask for a 13 in mens they widen their eyes and say you sure? And laugh

And don't forget my last embarassing moment...I had a foodstamp appointment and I'm in the bathroom minding my own business when some b!tch walks in the bathroom yelling asking if there is a man in the stall. I was sitting there perplexed not knowing she was talking about me. She went out and got security and when ie xited the stall she said omg I thought u were a man I seen the big feet and the sneakers ...

I wanted to die a thousand deaths...
 

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Never would have thought audrey had big feets.

Size 10 checking in and ive never been self conscious about my dogs. Usually stores have my size because most women who are size 10 lie to the world and buy 91/2's.
 

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I have bigger calfs than average too so even finding boots is a struggle
Im dreaming of cute over the knee boots!
 

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Man, I hate having big feet. I remember I went to a popular sneaker store and asked for a 11. I whispered because I didn't want everyone to hear (idc anymore now) The dude helping said "damn guh you got some big ass feet!". If looks could kill, I gave him the illest side eye. He ended up apologizing because I was about to walk out :laugh:

I buy majority of my shoes online. I hardly find 11's in stores :wilt:
 

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I'm a size 9.5-10 and I find my size with no problem, its usually the ones that are on sale that you can't find a size bigger than 7.
 

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I wear a woman's size 13 wide....y'all I HATE shoe shopping. I wear a pair of sneakers down into the ground because the guys at the shoe store laugh at me. When I ask for a 13 in mens they widen their eyes and say you sure? And laugh

And don't forget my last embarassing moment...I had a foodstamp appointment and I'm in the bathroom minding my own business when some bish walks in the bathroom yelling asking if there is a man in the stall. I was sitting there perplexed not knowing she was talking about me. She went out and got security and when ie xited the stall she said omg I thought u were a man I seen the big feet and the sneakers ...

I wanted to die a thousand deaths...

God damn how tall are you????????
 

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Yes to all this! I hate when someone says you got some big feet. Like I don't know that and I personally asked God to make me wear a size 11.
 

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I wear between a 10 and an 11 depending on the shoe and my foot is really narrow so it's hell trying to find shoes that fit. Most are too wide.
 

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I'm a size 9.5-10 and I find my size with no problem, its usually the ones that are on sale that you can't find a size bigger than 7.

If you have a Nordstrom rack near you, they have a REALLY good selection of discount shoes in larger sizes. They have full walls of size 10+. It's heaven for my big footed self lol
 

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I lucked out, for a tall person my feet are average sized. 8.5 :pdance:
I remember telling this girl my shoe size and shes like " do you fall or trip alot?" :dead:
 

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I own like 5 pairs of shoes (not counting flip flops).

I've never gotten "you have big ass feet!" cause I cut them off before they can say it. They always seem to feel the need to disagree, so I'll say something like "I need an 11. I have damn clown feet." and they get all "oh you do not" or whatever.

I'm lucky though in the sense that I don't really care about shoes. I need a couple of pair of boots, some sneakers, and some sandals and I'm good to go. I don't do heels at all, cause I'm already 5'9" and I feel like a fµck!ng giant as it is.
 

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I have wide ass feet too!

Double whammy. You actually find a cute pair in your size and your foot can't go in because the shoe is too narrow. I could cry thinking about all the shoes I could have had :at-wits-end:
 

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I wear a woman's size 13 wide....y'all I HATE shoe shopping. I wear a pair of sneakers down into the ground because the guys at the shoe store laugh at me. When I ask for a 13 in mens they widen their eyes and say you sure? And laugh

And don't forget my last embarassing moment...I had a foodstamp appointment and I'm in the bathroom minding my own business when some b!tch walks in the bathroom yelling asking if there is a man in the stall. I was sitting there perplexed not knowing she was talking about me. She went out and got security and when ie xited the stall she said omg I thought u were a man I seen the big feet and the sneakers ...

I wanted to die a thousand deaths...

You playing or nah? I bet your like 6'1-6'3
 

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I wear between a 10 and an 11 depending on the shoe and my foot is really narrow so it's hell trying to find shoes that fit. Most are too wide.

i have the same exact problem!

my 11s are all mostly too big. and the 10s are too small for one foot and a perfect fit on the other.

My two friends that i used to shop with the most wore a size 5.5 or 6 and a size 7. I used to just walk out the damn store when i was with them lol

Now thankfully I dont care. I have so many pairs of shoes that I dont worry about it when I cant find my size.
 

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I've been losing weight I hope once I reach my goal weight my feet will shrink into a size 12 lol
 

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I wear a woman's size 13 wide....y'all I HATE shoe shopping. I wear a pair of sneakers down into the ground because the guys at the shoe store laugh at me. When I ask for a 13 in mens they widen their eyes and say you sure? And laugh

And don't forget my last embarassing moment...I had a foodstamp appointment and I'm in the bathroom minding my own business when some b!tch walks in the bathroom yelling asking if there is a man in the stall. I was sitting there perplexed not knowing she was talking about me. She went out and got security and when ie xited the stall she said omg I thought u were a man I seen the big feet and the sneakers ...

I wanted to die a thousand deaths...

Bish i :love: you so much :hug:

And wow i never knew Audrey had big feet!

Thats why i have like 5 pairs of shoes.....shoe shopping is depressing...

you haven't went with me :)
 

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I wear a woman's size 13 wide....y'all I HATE shoe shopping. I wear a pair of sneakers down into the ground because the guys at the shoe store laugh at me. When I ask for a 13 in mens they widen their eyes and say you sure? And laugh

And don't forget my last embarassing moment...I had a foodstamp appointment and I'm in the bathroom minding my own business when some b!tch walks in the bathroom yelling asking if there is a man in the stall. I was sitting there perplexed not knowing she was talking about me. She went out and got security and when ie xited the stall she said omg I thought u were a man I seen the big feet and the sneakers ...

I wanted to die a thousand deaths...
:chairfall This was fµck!ng hilarious
 

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I have big feet, but I'm extremely thin so they look even bigger :pcrying: I can't win. Not to mention my feet are narrow, so it always depends on the shoe!
 

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I have wide feet, and wide calves, so I get my boots at Avenue. They have the cloudwalkers, which are super soft, and wider calves, too.
 

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I have found sisterhood!!!!

I wear an 11, and have a serious addiction to shoes. Not being able to find a lot of stuff in the stores (due to drag queens and stupid manufacturers) has stunted my collection, but I have a respectable shoe closet. Aldo (they JUST got their act together), Nine West, Enzo, Bakers, Call It Spring, and a few other moderately priced brands keep me happy....many luxury brands carry 11s as well, but my paycheck ain't luxurious.

Side note: can someone 'splain to me why when Paris Hilton's big foot ass was a model for Guess, they wouldn't carry all their shoes in 11? The sales people would look puzzled when I pointed it out to them.
 

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if you're tall, more than likely, you're going to have big feet. it wouldn't make sense for your feet to be small (you wouldn't be able to balance), now would it? that's why i never understood people talking about women with big feet because more than likely, they are tall.

anyways i sometimes have trouble finding shoes but it's never really been a problem for me. i can wear a size 9-10. it depends on how the shoes are cut.
 

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I wear a woman's size 13 wide....y'all I HATE shoe shopping. I wear a pair of sneakers down into the ground because the guys at the shoe store laugh at me. When I ask for a 13 in mens they widen their eyes and say you sure? And laugh

And don't forget my last embarassing moment...I had a foodstamp appointment and I'm in the bathroom minding my own business when some b!tch walks in the bathroom yelling asking if there is a man in the stall. I was sitting there perplexed not knowing she was talking about me. She went out and got security and when ie xited the stall she said omg I thought u were a man I seen the big feet and the sneakers ...

I wanted to die a thousand deaths...

:weep::eek:

Is this real life? Bish, my ghost is typing this response because I am absent from body right now. :skeleton:
 

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I wear a woman's size 13 wide....y'all I HATE shoe shopping. I wear a pair of sneakers down into the ground because the guys at the shoe store laugh at me. When I ask for a 13 in mens they widen their eyes and say you sure? And laugh

And don't forget my last embarassing moment...I had a foodstamp appointment and I'm in the bathroom minding my own business when some b!tch walks in the bathroom yelling asking if there is a man in the stall. I was sitting there perplexed not knowing she was talking about me. She went out and got security and when ie xited the stall she said omg I thought u were a man I seen the big feet and the sneakers ...

I wanted to die a thousand deaths...


Me too! I'm a size 13 wide too!
 

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I just went to the Christian Louboutin online store, because I was feeling inspired by this thread, and found out they carried my big footed heaux size! Then I recognized I'm a poor college student and now I'm like :cry:
 

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i have the same exact problem!

my 11s are all mostly too big. and the 10s are too small for one foot and a perfect fit on the other.

My two friends that i used to shop with the most wore a size 5.5 or 6 and a size 7. I used to just walk out the damn store when i was with them lol

Now thankfully I dont care. I have so many pairs of shoes that I dont worry about it when I cant find my size.

I have the same problem with one shoe fitting and the other doesn't! Where do you find your shoes?
 

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the worst part is I am only 5'4" with a size 11 foot. people looking at me crazy in the shoe store/section, like I don't know what size wear. my husband calls them skis.


just want to add that my mom, who was the same size as me before she old people shrunk, can wear youth sizes. wtf?
 

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I was wearing an 8 1/2 all thru high school since 3rd grade. My feet grew to a 9 1/2 at 18 then a size 10 after my 1st baby. Now some 10s fit but 10 1/2 is the most likely to fit. I have to buy my shoes in 11 just to be sure they fit and adjust for swelling etc.
 

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The worst feeling ever is online shoe shopping, you see the perfect shoe, start imagining how cute it will look on you, you click on the sizes and it stops at 9
I die a little each time that happens...
 

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I have found sisterhood!!!!

I wear an 11, and have a serious addiction to shoes. Not being able to find a lot of stuff in the stores (due to drag queens and stupid manufacturers) has stunted my collection, but I have a respectable shoe closet. Aldo (they JUST got their act together), Nine West, Enzo, Bakers, Call It Spring, and a few other moderately priced brands keep me happy....many luxury brands carry 11s as well, but my paycheck ain't luxurious.

Side note: can someone 'splain to me why when Paris Hilton's big foot ass was a model for Guess, they wouldn't carry all their shoes in 11? The sales people would look puzzled when I pointed it out to them.


Ya'll need to check out 6pm.com & famous footwear, as they are my 2 main sources of shoes. Although & lucked out & got a pair of really cute orange knee high boots at Ross back in the fall that were 11's.

On my maternal side, the average shoe is9.5-10, with a few 13's in the mix. I wear between a 10-11, depending.

So am I the only one that hates walking down stairs? I have no problem going up them, but I have kind of developed a phobia, that if I think the stairs are not at least 3/4's the length of my feet, I have to walk down them backwards, otherwise I have this fear of mis -stepping & taking a tumble down.
 

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29. And, you&#8217;re in very good company.
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I'm pretty sure that this makes me great then :arrogant:

I'm a 9/10 (or 11) because shoes makers can't agree on what a 9 actually is :bulgy-eyes:

It's sad because I LOVE shoes. So, I grin and bear it weekly 'cause the thirst is too real :starving:

Oh, and I can't relate to #18 'cause everyone in my family has stompers, so we stayed trading shoes lol
 

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I lucked out, for a tall person my feet are average sized. 8.5 :pdance:
I remember telling this girl my shoe size and shes like " do you fall or trip alot?" :dead:


That's funny because my sister is 6' and wears an 8.5. When she walks she stomps and pound her feet. I could never understand that until she told my daughter that she has to, to compensate her being tall with little feet.

I'm a little tall and my kid is shorter, we both wear an 11. She was 10 years old wearing a size 10 shoe.
 

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the worst part is I am only 5'4" with a size 11 foot. people looking at me crazy in the shoe store/section, like I don't know what size wear. my husband calls them skis.


just want to add that my mom, who was the same size as me before she old people shrunk, can wear youth sizes. wtf?

He. Ain't. sh!t. :love-over: :cry: :crucified
 

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