Piano Prophet
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Found this on another site and wanted to share.
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began you daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of
fact, you didn't even bless your food, or pray before
going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I LIKE THAT
ABOUT YOU!! I cannot tell you how glad I am that
you have not changed your way of living. FOOL, you are
mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for
years, and I STILL DON'T love you yet, and never will,
but you're too blind to believe that. As a matter of
fact, I HATE YOU!!!, because I hate JESUS!! I'm ONLY USING
YOU to get even with JESUS for defeating me on the cross.
Jesus kicked me out of heaven and I'm going to use you as long
as possible to pay Him back. You see, FOOL, JESUS LOVES YOU
and HE has great plans and blessings in store for you, but, like a
silly fool, you have yielded your life to me and I promise to make
your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will
really HURT JESUS. Thanks to your weak self I'm really showing
JESUS who's boss in your life, you know, with all the good times we
have and are having together. We have been watching porno's together
cursing people out, telling dirty jokes, stealing, lying, being hypocritical,
fornicating, overeating, gossiping, being judgmental, backstabbing people,
disrespecting adults and the ministers in leadership. We have no respect
for the church and we have very nasty attitudes, oh and don't forget we've been gangbangin, smoking weed and hanging with the homies and not going to church cause we got too many other things to do. We even cheated on your spouse together and dabbled in homosexuality, remember? SURELY, you don't want
to give up all that stuff, right? GOOD, so we can all burn in HELL together.
I'm going to love your company while we are in torment together forever.
I got some HOT plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
"THANKS" for letting me use you most of your foolish life.. You are so gullible, I
laugh at you, all the time. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA,
you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years
older, and now I need fresh meat and new blood. So go ahead and teach some
children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, have xes outside of marriage and be as selfish as possible and maybe even a little gang banging or weed smokin. Oh yea, I almost forgot. I really want to thank you for promotin my gangsta rap music. You really help me promote xes, drugs, violence, and anger for no reason. It has caused the death rate of young people to quadruple, so hell is getting filled up a lot faster thanks to you. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. They do what you do too. Kids are like that.. Well, FOOL, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess you sins, repent and be baptized in JESUS Name for the remission of sins and get the HOLY GHOST and then hide the WORD of God in your heart, put on the whole armor of GOD so that you can be able to withstand all of the wilds (tricks) that I'm gonna get you with FOOL. If I were you, I would LIVE for JESUS with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, has become a little bit ridiculous, don't you think? People are coming down here in groves, cause there are more people now acting like fake Christians now than there has ever been in history. I have more fool like you who continue to sit in churches and live like me. I like it when you sit in that dead church and fee comfortable living like a fool, hey keep it up and I'll be assured of being with you throughout eternity. Guess what, I'm tricking more fools, like you now than I ever have before, FOOL!!
Don't get me wrong, I still hate your guts. IT'S JUST THAT YOU WOULD MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST!!
P.S. - If you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone.
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began you daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of
fact, you didn't even bless your food, or pray before
going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I LIKE THAT
ABOUT YOU!! I cannot tell you how glad I am that
you have not changed your way of living. FOOL, you are
mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for
years, and I STILL DON'T love you yet, and never will,
but you're too blind to believe that. As a matter of
fact, I HATE YOU!!!, because I hate JESUS!! I'm ONLY USING
YOU to get even with JESUS for defeating me on the cross.
Jesus kicked me out of heaven and I'm going to use you as long
as possible to pay Him back. You see, FOOL, JESUS LOVES YOU
and HE has great plans and blessings in store for you, but, like a
silly fool, you have yielded your life to me and I promise to make
your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will
really HURT JESUS. Thanks to your weak self I'm really showing
JESUS who's boss in your life, you know, with all the good times we
have and are having together. We have been watching porno's together
cursing people out, telling dirty jokes, stealing, lying, being hypocritical,
fornicating, overeating, gossiping, being judgmental, backstabbing people,
disrespecting adults and the ministers in leadership. We have no respect
for the church and we have very nasty attitudes, oh and don't forget we've been gangbangin, smoking weed and hanging with the homies and not going to church cause we got too many other things to do. We even cheated on your spouse together and dabbled in homosexuality, remember? SURELY, you don't want
to give up all that stuff, right? GOOD, so we can all burn in HELL together.
I'm going to love your company while we are in torment together forever.
I got some HOT plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
"THANKS" for letting me use you most of your foolish life.. You are so gullible, I
laugh at you, all the time. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA,
you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years
older, and now I need fresh meat and new blood. So go ahead and teach some
children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, have xes outside of marriage and be as selfish as possible and maybe even a little gang banging or weed smokin. Oh yea, I almost forgot. I really want to thank you for promotin my gangsta rap music. You really help me promote xes, drugs, violence, and anger for no reason. It has caused the death rate of young people to quadruple, so hell is getting filled up a lot faster thanks to you. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. They do what you do too. Kids are like that.. Well, FOOL, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess you sins, repent and be baptized in JESUS Name for the remission of sins and get the HOLY GHOST and then hide the WORD of God in your heart, put on the whole armor of GOD so that you can be able to withstand all of the wilds (tricks) that I'm gonna get you with FOOL. If I were you, I would LIVE for JESUS with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, has become a little bit ridiculous, don't you think? People are coming down here in groves, cause there are more people now acting like fake Christians now than there has ever been in history. I have more fool like you who continue to sit in churches and live like me. I like it when you sit in that dead church and fee comfortable living like a fool, hey keep it up and I'll be assured of being with you throughout eternity. Guess what, I'm tricking more fools, like you now than I ever have before, FOOL!!
Don't get me wrong, I still hate your guts. IT'S JUST THAT YOU WOULD MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST!!
P.S. - If you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone.