GayBae
Five Feet of Find Out
... has ZERO interest in babies??? It seems like the lesbuns live and breath to get married and start popping out crotch goblins - and documenting it all on IG. It can instantly make me lose interest in your social- that sh*t is boring af to me.
I'm not interested in your TTC "journey", your gender reveal or whatever androgynous H name yall giving that child (I swear it's always Harper or Harlow or Heinz or some such). I'm not into pics of both of yalls pregnancies and idgaf about pamper sponsorships or sleep tips or weird milestone pics of your baby laying beside a number 2 made out of balloons. I just have zero interest and notice that the lesbuns are HYPER interested in that nuclear family ideal.
Is it a way of seeking acceptance and social legitimacy? It just seems so much more all consuming than it even is for The Straights.
I just want my chick, a golden retriever and a bad ass car. Am I alone?
Ps: Full disclosure I was kinda like this as a child. Rather than coddling my baby doll I wanted to body slam it lol I'm femme btw
I'm not interested in your TTC "journey", your gender reveal or whatever androgynous H name yall giving that child (I swear it's always Harper or Harlow or Heinz or some such). I'm not into pics of both of yalls pregnancies and idgaf about pamper sponsorships or sleep tips or weird milestone pics of your baby laying beside a number 2 made out of balloons. I just have zero interest and notice that the lesbuns are HYPER interested in that nuclear family ideal.
Is it a way of seeking acceptance and social legitimacy? It just seems so much more all consuming than it even is for The Straights.
I just want my chick, a golden retriever and a bad ass car. Am I alone?
Ps: Full disclosure I was kinda like this as a child. Rather than coddling my baby doll I wanted to body slam it lol I'm femme btw