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... has ZERO interest in babies??? It seems like the lesbuns live and breath to get married and start popping out crotch goblins - and documenting it all on IG. It can instantly make me lose interest in your social- that sh*t is boring af to me.

I'm not interested in your TTC "journey", your gender reveal or whatever androgynous H name yall giving that child (I swear it's always Harper or Harlow or Heinz or some such). I'm not into pics of both of yalls pregnancies and idgaf about pamper sponsorships or sleep tips or weird milestone pics of your baby laying beside a number 2 made out of balloons. I just have zero interest and notice that the lesbuns are HYPER interested in that nuclear family ideal.

Is it a way of seeking acceptance and social legitimacy? It just seems so much more all consuming than it even is for The Straights.

I just want my chick, a golden retriever and a bad ass car. Am I alone?

Ps: Full disclosure I was kinda like this as a child. Rather than coddling my baby doll I wanted to body slam it lol I'm femme btw
 

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... has ZERO interest in babies??? It seems like the lesbuns live and breath to get married and start popping out crotch goblins - and documenting it all on IG. It can instantly make me lose interest in your social- that sh*t is boring af to me.

I'm not interested in your TTC "journey", your gender reveal or whatever androgynous H name yall giving that child (I swear it's always Harper or Harlow or Heinz or some such). I'm not into pics of both of yalls pregnancies and idgaf about pamper sponsorships or sleep tips or weird milestone pics of your baby laying beside a number 2 made out of balloons. I just have zero interest and notice that the lesbuns are HYPER interested in that nuclear family ideal.

Is it a way of seeking acceptance and social legitimacy? It just seems so much more all consuming than it even is for The Straights.

I just want my chick, a golden retriever and a bad ass car. Am I alone?

Ps: Full disclosure I was kinda like this as a child. Rather than coddling my baby doll I wanted to body slam it lol I'm femme btw
See, you don't even know what you done started in the groupchat, with all these people becoming more and more demanding with these gender reveals.

An Auntie thanks you.
 

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... has ZERO interest in babies??? It seems like the lesbuns live and breath to get married and start popping out crotch goblins - and documenting it all on IG. It can instantly make me lose interest in your social- that sh*t is boring af to me.

I'm not interested in your TTC "journey", your gender reveal or whatever androgynous H name yall giving that child (I swear it's always Harper or Harlow or Heinz or some such). I'm not into pics of both of yalls pregnancies and idgaf about pamper sponsorships or sleep tips or weird milestone pics of your baby laying beside a number 2 made out of balloons. I just have zero interest and notice that the lesbuns are HYPER interested in that nuclear family ideal.

Is it a way of seeking acceptance and social legitimacy? It just seems so much more all consuming than it even is for The Straights.

I just want my chick, a golden retriever and a bad ass car. Am I alone?

Ps: Full disclosure I was kinda like this as a child. Rather than coddling my baby doll I wanted to body slam it lol I'm femme btw
Welcome to that stage of adulthood where everyone (gay, straight, single, married, young, old) is popping out babies and you’re left looking at endless photos reels of weird looking babies that you have to compliment occasionally. There will be many "important moments" that you couldn’t really give a damn about to look forward to filing up your feed.
 

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Welcome to that stage of adulthood where everyone (gay, straight, single, married, young, old) is popping out babies and you’re left looking at endless photos reels of weird looking babies that you have to compliment occasionally. There will be many "important moments" that you couldn’t really give a damn about to look forward to filing up your feed.
Lissen I ain't wanna say it but they do be funny lookin...

To be fair, beautiful children are more rare than we want to admit. The average newborn looks like a poorly baked potato
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No you're not alone. I have no desire for children. As a teen, I got my first job at Hardee's because I absolutely refused to babysit like the rest of the girls. I don't even babysit now lol. Kids are annoying, and I have no desire for them, ever. My mom keeps reminding me that she wants grandkids, and I keep reminding her that it's never going to happen. I've found that my life is much happier and serene when I live it on my own terms.
 

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I love kids in tiny, tiiiinnny doses. I’d be an excellent play auntie. But I thoroughly enjoy spending all my money on nice things for myself so I ain’t trying to be anybody’s mother. I’m not interested in women with kids either.
 

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me and my girl had the biggest fight over this just cause I said I'm not ready to have kids yet neither is she but I said maybe in ten years and she gets mad at the maybe part I'm not against having kids just not now I'm 24 shes 30 btw
 

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Nope. I don't want kids at all. Just me and my wife is fine for me. Children are overrated, and they slow you down. It's no longer about you once you have a child, and I strongly believe a woman can't truly be happy as a mother. Soooo many women regret their kids, and if they don't regret their kids, they regret how they slow them down, and get in the way of everything.

No kids for me, but I will babysit and mentor.
 

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To be honest, I love babies, toddlers, and kids but I have NEVER wanted kids of my own. I knew that early on. And as I get closer and closer to the age range where people are expecting babies from me, it hasn't changed.

I like being the fun aunt. I don't want to be anyone's mother. And if I do happen to change my mind, I'd adopt before actually getting pregnant.
 

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This is the dream! This is the life!
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I'm a be back for you when I'm not unemployed and have more to offer
 

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I feel like I would be more into having kids if I was rich with a nanny.
 

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I don't want kids either, don't hate them or anything but I want to enjoy my life
 

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No you're not alone. I have no desire for children. As a teen, I got my first job at Hardee's because I absolutely refused to babysit like the rest of the girls. I don't even babysit now lol. Kids are annoying, and I have no desire for them, ever. My mom keeps reminding me that she wants grandkids, and I keep reminding her that it's never going to happen. I've found that my life is much happier and serene when I live it on my own terms.
Oh dear gawd I never considered babysitting as a job option! People really did that sh!t?!

My parents have my nephew and two grandcats. I'm trying to make a grand dog happen but we have some practical issues there!
 

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You're definitely not lol.

I'm still not sure how I feel about having kids.
But I definitely don't have any strong desire to. And I don't think I would feel incomplete without kids the way other women say they do or would.

I really love kids....but having my OWN!? Yayayayaaya idk. So, I'm personally leaning towards not.

And it makes me really happy to see so many women here expressing that they don't want kids. Childless women need to be normalized for sure.
 

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I don't love or hate kids per se. I'm kind and very encouraging when I encounter them. My gfs godson comes over and I play with him etc. But I don't want to nurture him. I'm clear on that and very secure in my stance - eventually he has to go home lol

I'm just trying to understand why these IG heaux be so obsessed with this sh!t?! Deep down, I think I have always resented that I'm supposed to look at this small, screeching, completely helpless thing and feel an urge to care for it. In reality, I would rather...

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kids are cute in theory. all the lesbians i know are running to get pregnant with the latest b!tch they uhauled with. why bring kids into that sh!t?
 

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I always find we talk about them and theory, but never really act.
 

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I dont want children and never have. Girls all around wanted kids even the lesbuns and bi girls. I always wanted to be free of that responsibility and annoyance. I dont have the patience to raise a child anyway. I value peace, being able to do what I want, when i want, and my money.
 

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I love my niece but I am exhausted watching her lil spastic ass while my sister and her husband run out to do errands. Even in small doses, a 3 year old is enough to make me roll a blunt. I've never wanted kids, never disliked em either; just felt drained around them. When I was little I thought being a spinster was cool; no men no babies, I could focused on my art and collect kitsch knick-knacks?! Sign my up! That was before I realized I was a lesbian, lol. Now I want a quiet life where I bee keep, tend to my garden with a wife, and raise a few goats and chickens.
 
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You're not alone!Idk what its is, but they all want kids. On dating apps even the trans women want to knock you up now, it's gross.
 

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So where we going first, babygirl? Are we going to be naked most of the time or all of the time? I need to know if I should bother packing a respectable outfit lol.
Nice clothes so I can wine and dine you after :sneaky: and wherever you want:airplane
 

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... has ZERO interest in babies??? It seems like the lesbuns live and breath to get married and start popping out crotch goblins - and documenting it all on IG. It can instantly make me lose interest in your social- that sh*t is boring af to me.

I'm not interested in your TTC "journey", your gender reveal or whatever androgynous H name yall giving that child (I swear it's always Harper or Harlow or Heinz or some such). I'm not into pics of both of yalls pregnancies and idgaf about pamper sponsorships or sleep tips or weird milestone pics of your baby laying beside a number 2 made out of balloons. I just have zero interest and notice that the lesbuns are HYPER interested in that nuclear family ideal.

Is it a way of seeking acceptance and social legitimacy? It just seems so much more all consuming than it even is for The Straights.

I just want my chick, a golden retriever and a bad ass car. Am I alone?

Ps: Full disclosure I was kinda like this as a child. Rather than coddling my baby doll I wanted to body slam it lol I'm femme btw
Am I the only bi ****, femme presenting, top, Dom who never ever wants kids? it feels like it. Every pretty femme girl either already has kids, is undecided, wants them...

I'm dying alone...lol
 

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... has ZERO interest in babies??? It seems like the lesbuns live and breath to get married and start popping out crotch goblins - and documenting it all on IG. It can instantly make me lose interest in your social- that sh*t is boring af to me.

I'm not interested in your TTC "journey", your gender reveal or whatever androgynous H name yall giving that child (I swear it's always Harper or Harlow or Heinz or some such). I'm not into pics of both of yalls pregnancies and idgaf about pamper sponsorships or sleep tips or weird milestone pics of your baby laying beside a number 2 made out of balloons. I just have zero interest and notice that the lesbuns are HYPER interested in that nuclear family ideal.

Is it a way of seeking acceptance and social legitimacy? It just seems so much more all consuming than it even is for The Straights.

I just want my chick, a golden retriever and a bad ass car. Am I alone?

Ps: Full disclosure I was kinda like this as a child. Rather than coddling my baby doll I wanted to body slam it lol I'm femme btw
Singing you are not alone…I’m here with you. I’m not interested in marriage or children. And I’ll see your golden retriever and a bad ass car and I’ll raise you an outdoor kitchen with a pool.
 

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I don't want kids and never have.

I knew at 12 (before I even knew I was a lesbian) that I never wanted kids. It's not a matter of me being ready for it; it's a matter of me never wanting it at all. I do want marriage due to the benefits of the union being recognized but no kids.
 

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I just want my chick, a golden retriever and a bad ass car. Am I alone?
no you're not the only one. I just want a gf, a cat, and nice appartment.

The whole point of being a lesbian is you don't have to follow the hetero-patriarchal bs (marriage, kids)
 

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