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I know nothing about my moon. I know there are charts. Do I need my actual birth time?

you don't need your birth time to get your moon. or at least i don't think so. i tried mine with birth time and without and it gave me the same planetary positions for both.
 

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Aries and Capricorns when someone beats them:
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Air signs arguing with people:
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Libra and Taurus when they're single:
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Taurus and Libra after an ugly and/or poor person approaches them:

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Arguing with a Fixed Sign (Taurus-Leo-Scorpio-Aquarius):

[video=youtube;PuDDgXzJWWA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuDDgXzJWWA[/video]

Cancers and Pisces when they start and argument and people clap back:

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The average Sagittarius (AKA Delusions of Grandeur)

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Geminis and Virgos:

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Scorpios when they are over their ex

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Someone a Scorpio loves screwing them over

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A Taurus when they sucked up to people only to not get their way:

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The difference between a Gemini and Aquarius:
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One is a narcissistic condescending prick, and the other: http://***********************/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015830/rs_641x749-150930134621-don.jpg is a narcissistic condescending prick with a man bun.

Typical Leo:
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The Mutables (Gemini-Virgo-Pisces-Sagittarius):

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Pisces playing the Victim after people call them out:

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Libras when they hate someone but want to look good:

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Air Signs:

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Scorpios "researching" potential suitors

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Virgos and Sagittarius when they are winning the argument:

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Virgos and Sagittarius when they are losing the argument:

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Taurus, Libra, and Leo:

[video=youtube;x84m-OraVs4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x84m-OraVs4[/video]

Aries men:

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Taurus after you prove them wrong:

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Capricorns as a boss:

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Scorpios when someone makes them mad:

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Capricorns when someone makes them mad:

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The Mad Scientist Aquarius:

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Conspiracy Theorist Aquarius:

"Valentines Day is a mass xes ritual intended to overpopulate the U.S with Scorpios."

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The difference between a Gemini and Aquarius:
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One is a narcissistic condescending prick, and the other: http://***********************/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015830/rs_641x749-150930134621-don.jpg is a narcissistic condescending prick with a man bun.

B I C T H

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Gemini is spot on. My ex would look me in the eyes and in his Albanian accent be like "Baby..I like you..why do I like you"? Then he yanked me and kiss me..I miss his ass :bawling::bawling:

My Virgo female friend would always call me a strange weirdo who is prb a mouth breather..I knew it was love lol. :mad-new::mad-new:

Cancer fuckgirl wrote me in Spanish that she love/hate me very much and I mean a lot to her :bawling:. Her birthday is the 27..I should talk to her

I've never said anyone is my favorite person but I always tell people I eff with them.
 

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Loved sailor moon as a child :redface:

I feel like Death Note would appeal more to mutable signs. So would FullMetal Alchemist.

Aquarius loves technology, so a mecha anime would appeal to them. Genres of Anime liked by the sign:

Aries: hentai/action/sports/military

Taurus: romance/food/music

Gemini: school/comedy/mystery/parody

Cancer: slice of life/historical/psychological

Leo: romance/magic/fantasy

Virgo: school/psychological/sports

Libra: romance/slice of life/social justice

Scorpio: hentai/horror/vampire/police

Sagittarius: psychological/religious/adventure

Capricorn: slice of life/action/sports/military

Aquarius: mecha/game/sci-fi

Pisces: religious/fantasy/psychological/magic/romance
 

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