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Gemini is spot on. My ex would look me in the eyes and in his Albanian accent be like "Baby..I like you..why do I like you"? Then he yanked me and kiss me..I miss his ass :bawling::bawling:

My Virgo female friend would always call me a strange weirdo who is prb a mouth breather..I knew it was love lol. :mad-new::mad-new:

Cancer fuckgirl wrote me in Spanish that she love/hate me very much and I mean a lot to her :bawling:. Her birthday is the 27..I should talk to her

I've never said anyone is my favorite person but I always tell people I eff with them.
 
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Loved sailor moon as a child :redface:

I feel like Death Note would appeal more to mutable signs. So would FullMetal Alchemist.

Aquarius loves technology, so a mecha anime would appeal to them. Genres of Anime liked by the sign:

Aries: hentai/action/sports/military

Taurus: romance/food/music

Gemini: school/comedy/mystery/parody

Cancer: slice of life/historical/psychological

Leo: romance/magic/fantasy

Virgo: school/psychological/sports

Libra: romance/slice of life/social justice

Scorpio: hentai/horror/vampire/police

Sagittarius: psychological/religious/adventure

Capricorn: slice of life/action/sports/military

Aquarius: mecha/game/sci-fi

Pisces: religious/fantasy/psychological/magic/romance
 
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Pisces, Virgo and Leo are baking cookies. Pisces is satisfied with their misshapen cookies. Virgo makes perfectly round ones, but uses a compass to make them even more perfect. Leo, however, looks at their square cookies and exclaims: "Yay, my cookies are the best!"
 
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Hol up ..wayyyyyment is that a rock on Aries heart? :e1_25:

Im blind so I've been squinting for awhile trying to see it if is....... I wouldn't be surprised if it was though lol.

lmfao honestly, its small on mine too so i've been thinking its a bag of mary jane lmfao
 
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Scorpios exposing people:

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Geminis having all the tea:

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Cancers on a typical Tuesday:

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A delusional Pisces:

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Libras when people call out their shitty behavior:


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When you don't agree with a Leo:

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Capricorns as a cashier (being their mean and brutally honest self):

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Sagittarius (giving advice they don't follow):


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Aquarius trying to start a fashion trend:

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Aquarius women on friendship and feminism:

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Libras wanting approval from others:


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Sagittarius telling their friends to hang out:

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Cancers remembering their crush 5 years ago:

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Geminis after they gave someone a compliment:

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Leos talking about themselves of course:

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People to their Scorpio ex:

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Capricorns on the inside:

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Taurus women when their ex moves on:


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The philosophy of an Aries:

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