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Pisces, Virgo and Leo are baking cookies. Pisces is satisfied with their misshapen cookies. Virgo makes perfectly round ones, but uses a compass to make them even more perfect. Leo, however, looks at their square cookies and exclaims: "Yay, my cookies are the best!"
 

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B I C T H

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ikr?

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i died at how she casually went in on gem and aqua menz

well done, [MENTION=207472]Luxury Queen[/MENTION] :highly_amused:
 

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LOL! i wanna contribute.

Hol up ..wayyyyyment is that a rock on Aries heart? :e1_25:

Im blind so I've been squinting for awhile trying to see it if is....... I wouldn't be surprised if it was though lol.
 

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Hol up ..wayyyyyment is that a rock on Aries heart? :e1_25:

Im blind so I've been squinting for awhile trying to see it if is....... I wouldn't be surprised if it was though lol.

lmfao honestly, its small on mine too so i've been thinking its a bag of mary jane lmfao
 

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I know nothing about my moon. I know there are charts. Do I need my actual birth time?
Birth time is needed to calculate your ascendent and house placements. You can know your moon sign without tho. Do you not have a copy of your birth certificate?
 

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Scorpios exposing people:

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Geminis having all the tea:

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Cancers on a typical Tuesday:

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A delusional Pisces:

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Libras when people call out their sh!tty behavior:


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When you don't agree with a Leo:

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Capricorns as a cashier (being their mean and brutally honest self):

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Sagittarius (giving advice they don't follow):


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Aquarius trying to start a fashion trend:

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Taurus wanting to look good:

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Taurus, 2 hours later, during lunch:


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Virgos starting a relationship (asking for help/offering it):

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When you greet an Aries:

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Aquarius women on friendship and feminism:

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Libras wanting approval from others:


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Sagittarius telling their friends to hang out:

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Cancers remembering their crush 5 years ago:

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Geminis after they gave someone a compliment:

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Leos talking about themselves of course:

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People to their Scorpio ex:

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Capricorns on the inside:

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Taurus women when their ex moves on:


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The philosophy of an Aries:

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Okay but seriously, I may need to give my Libra card up soon? Everyone's saying how Libras are flirts and hoes yet my Libra ass been single for 3 years. ��

*lines up right behind you to turn in my Libra card*

I may not be tapping into my inner ho effectively because I've been single for years too[emoji23][emoji23]
 

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Person: Can you do X for me?

Aquarius:
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The average Virgos:


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Sagittarius and Aries:

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Leos and Libras:

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Geminis after they caused drama:

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Capricorns when people complain to them:

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Taurus everyday:

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You either get this with Scorpio:

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or this:

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No in between

Pisces on an adventure:

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Cancer's staying at home:


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Pisces in their Mind:

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Pisces in Reality:

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Scorpios collecting the tea:

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Sagittarius spilling it:

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Geminis sipping it:

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Taurus and Libra when people want to fight them:

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Leo's fantasy:

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Know it all Virgos:

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Special Snowflake Aquarius:

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Capricorns when they get a promotion:

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Updating this thread cause I’m bordt and I’ve come across some new funny memes




 

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