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12 Zodiac Memes Shady AF
Aries:

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Taurus:
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Gemini:
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Cancer:
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Leo:
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Virgo:
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Libra:

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Scorpio:
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Sagittarius:
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Capricorn:
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Everyone to Libra:
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Geminis after KNOWINGLY starting drama:
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Scorpio's when it's been 10 minutes without texting or being with them:
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Leo Venus to their lover:
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What other signs see:
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What Aries, Sagittarius, and Aquarius see:
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Nosy Curious Virgos and Geminis:
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Taurus sharing their food:

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When you say something an Aquarius disagrees with:
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Cancers trying to be tough:
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Pisces 5 minutes after knowing someone:
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Capricorn and Aries fighting over who's the biggest asshole:
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The signs using the blurry Mr. Krabs meme!

Aries:
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Taurus:
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Gemini:
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Cancer:
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Leo:
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Virgo:
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Libra:
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Scorpio:
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Two Sagittarius in a relationship:
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Capricorn:
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(I'm kinda not sorry...because they were accurate)

When you have an Aquarius sun with a Leo moon:
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Oh I can relate Aries Sun/Cap Moon
I can't decide if I want to be Adventurous and Impulsive or Cautious and Meticulous.

My Pisces Mercury be like eff the details its getting in the way of creativity while my Jupiter in Virgo be like I think not everything needs to be perfect.
 

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SO not only do I come on too strong..I flirt with everyone and I'm friends with everyone..but I also never reveal secrets...

I swear I don't flirt I'm just friendly..:whistle::whistle::whistle:
 

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SO not only do I come on too strong..I flirt with everyone and I'm friends with everyone..but I also never reveal secrets...

I swear I don't flirt I'm just friendly..:whistle::whistle::whistle:
The Ascendant, Mercury, Uranus and Neptune...all makes sense lmfao. And those four are all reeking havoc in my first house.
 

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Are they all in the same planet? I skimmed through the exxttra as fugg thread you made about your birth time being wrong :p
Dayum...I was extra as fµck in that thread? Lmfao ofc.

Yup. All in the same zodiac sign in Aquarius. The thing is, if my Sun was more into the degrees of Aquarius, it would be positioned in the first house as well. Sadly, it's placed in the 12th house, on the borderline of the 1st house, which makes me shy but social (ambivert) so I NEED my space to recharge. I may be a bit shy when I first meet someone new, but once we start getting to talk, in about five minutes the other first house planets start doing it's thing. With all these Aquarius placements, I 'should' be very unemotional and distant but thank goodness the Leo moon prevents a good portion of that.
 

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Dayum...I was extra as fµck in that thread? Lmfao ofc.

Yup. All in the same zodiac sign in Aquarius. The thing is, if my Sun was more into the degrees of Aquarius, it would be positioned in the first house as well. Sadly, it's placed in the 12th house, on the borderline of the 1st house, which makes me shy but social (ambivert) so I NEED my space to recharge. I may be a bit shy when I first meet someone new, but once we start getting to talk, in about five minutes the other first house planets start doing it's thing. With all these Aquarius placements, I 'should' be very unemotional and distant but thank goodness the Leo moon prevents a good portion of that.

And that's a hard placement since they're opposite. What house is your moon in? First house is ruled by the Sun too so check your other hard placements to your sun..check for squares or trines

Faccs....you're more outgoing than the other Aquas in here who just come to state that their aquas and just leave like
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And that's a hard placement since they're opposite. What house is your moon in? First house is ruled by the Sun too so check your other hard placements to your sun..check for squares or trines

Faccs....you're more outgoing than the other Aquas in here who just come to state that their aquas and just leave like
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My moon is in the 7th house. And my north node is also in Leo so probably it is telling me that I should probably invest more into the needs and wants of myself and people that are close to me. Probably in my relationships as well.
 

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Me but with my mom for Sagittarius. LOL.

Reading someone's chart who's a Sagittarius:
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Me: Here are good things and bad things about Sagittarius. Now for the rest of your chart...

When I'm passive aggressively ranting about the various Sagittarius who piss me off:
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Me: y'all are selfish! cheaters! rude!
 

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Oh I can relate Aries Sun/Cap Moon
I can't decide if I want to be Adventurous and Impulsive or Cautious and Meticulous.

My Pisces Mercury be like eff the details its getting in the way of creativity while my Jupiter in Virgo be like I think not everything needs to be perfect.

I have Pisces Mercury too. I have a love/hate relationship with it. I think it makes us creative and we absorb information easily, but it's hard to think in a structured way.
 

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