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British Women is marrying a Chandelier ? identifies herself as Objectum xesual

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She identifies herself as Objectum xesual, which means that she is attracted to objects. Amanda first fell in love with a drum kit aged 14, before falling in love with the Statue of Liberty years after, whom she affectionately refers to as 'Libby'. Her living room is adorned with memorabilia dedicated to the monument and despite insisting that she still loves Libby, the long distance between them left her lonely.

Amanda said: 'None of my chandeliers are jealous of each other, they understand that I love them all for all of their different personalities.
 

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I knew the exact race and physical appearance of this individual before stepping a moisturised foot into this thread. Good day.
 

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chile. she is touched as hayle!!
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b!tch had such a tough lockdown she ended up in love with her chandelier! Compared to that I'm doing amazing!
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White people have fallen off. They used to handle lunatics like this with a trip to the local asylum.

ETA: I used to read asylum records on a crime forum. Victorians both Black and White played no games. The first hint of being a lunatic meant they sent your ass to the asylum. Especially the British. Chile, Broadmoor was PACKED for everything ranging from hysteria to my personal favorite: "Family says patient will not shut up during the night hours. They can bear no more of his nonsensical rantings."
 
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I'm sorry

I remember this episode. This guy was too much being inlove with his car. And then he had to be specific too and say the car was a MALE since he was gay. And he said he had xes with the car but I couldn't quite figure out how.

There are some "interesting" people in this world for sure.
 

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I truly believe these are mentally ill people who lack the drive and confidence to hook up with another human being and so they turn to inanimate objects that won’t respond to them, hence leaving them to their madness of not leaving their comfort zone and step into reality.
 

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I truly believe these are mentally ill people who lack the drive and confidence to hook up with another human being and so they turn to inanimate objects that won’t respond to them, hence leaving them to their madness of not leaving their comfort zone and step into reality.
Ma’am, my bed speaks to me every night. I don’t have time for your negativity
 

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I watched a thing on NatGeo about objecumsexuals. It was weird. They were all white.


Of course, they are. Let any of our relatives start telling us they're in love with the vacuum cleaner. Our first response would be " If you don't get the fµck on with this nonsense!" or some variation.
 

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Well if y’all saw some of these dusty ain’t sh!t males out here in the dating market .....a chandelier don’t sound too bad.
 

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I truly believe these are mentally ill people who lack the drive and confidence to hook up with another human being and so they turn to inanimate objects that won’t respond to them, hence leaving them to their madness of not leaving their comfort zone and step into reality.

It definitely, it is a sign of finding comfort in an object. It is sad that the community spirit and mental health institution isn't as invested.
 

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Deadass, B
 

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I remember this episode. This guy was too much being inlove with his car. And then he had to be specific too and say the car was a MALE since he was gay. And he said he had xes with the car but I couldn't quite figure out how.

There are some "interesting" people in this world for sure.

He probably put the tailpipe to work.
 

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