HotDamn
Team Owner
I was working on some reports tonight. My husband's bitchy cat came into my office and climbed into my lap. I should have known something was up, because we don't like other like that. She started purring and then I smelled something. It took me a couple of seconds to realize she wasn't purring. She was putting out a loooooong fart! She looked me dead in my eyes while she was doing it.
I jumped like...
That hateful bi**h bolted out of the office. She had the nerve to run to the bedroom and cuddle up next to my sleeping husband.
Now I am sitting my living room bent all out of shape.
.
I jumped like...
That hateful bi**h bolted out of the office. She had the nerve to run to the bedroom and cuddle up next to my sleeping husband.
Now I am sitting my living room bent all out of shape.
.