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whose peach game was phenomenal, but his dick game was atrocious?
Tongue swag on a hundred million billion trillion but the pipe laying was hazardous, faulty and an occupational health and safety risk?
A man who ate like he was starving but fµcked like he was dying? :wilt:
You get it, so could you?

 

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I have to say a resounding NO! Been there done that and the oral wasn't worth the hassle in the end. The peen game was so bad, I didn't want him anywhere near the good good at a certain point.
 

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*sips cosmo*

Ok is the dick game whack because he isn't packing therefore cannot hit the spot? Or is dick size ok but he just has no rhythm?

And this thread will be moved in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....
 

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whose peach game was phenomenal, but his dick game was atrocious?
Tongue swag on a hundred million billion trillion but the pipe laying was hazardous, faulty and an occupational health and safety risk?
A man who ate like he was starving but fµcked like he was dying? :wilt:
You get it, so could you?


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You women complain that men are shallow you women are shallow too.
 

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You women complain that men are shallow you women are shallow too.

:laugh:

I thought you were taking notes in the how to eat the box thread? Pac you know you wouldn't like it if a woman didn't suck the peen right or laid there like a dead ass during xes. :arrogant:
 

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I did but his money was loooooooooooong and I was cheating with Mr. Long Dong across town

Oh, to be young and hot in the ass.

Good times, good times.
 

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omg getting head is so fµck!ng overrated.
giving it better.
id leave.
 

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He wouldn't be my man. We'd just be "friends". He can come over bring some food and liquor, eat the box and leave. Call you when I call you.
 

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Hmmm, does he bring any other qualities that you want in a man to the table?
 

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I am shallow, vain and all of the above tbh.


Umm...both. :cry:

Fawk NO then!!! Nope nope nope nope nope. Sorry xes is important in a relationship. If you're not satisfied xesually its going to cause a situation later on down the road. Be it you cheating or you totally not giving him none.
 

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I married a man (now my ex-husband) whose xes game was LAME! I'm talking a 1½ minute TOPS, and then he wanted to eat it until he got hard again. I guess it was enough for his first ex-wife (I'm the 2nd ex-wife), but I couldn't hang and refused to give him some. :talktohand:

I got tired of masturbating and looking at pδrn, but I didn't want to cheat.
 

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:laugh:

I thought you were taking notes in the how to eat the box thread? Pac you know you wouldn't like it if a woman didn't suck the peen right or laid there like a dead ass during xes. :arrogant:

I take that back, you have a point.
 

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I married a man (now my ex-husband) whose xes game was LAME! I'm talking a 1½ minute TOPS, and then he wanted to eat it until he got hard again. I guess it was enough for his first ex-wife (I'm the 2nd ex-wife), but I couldn't hang and refused to give him some. :talktohand:

I got tired of masturbating and looking at pδrn, but I didn't want to cheat.

That sucks ( no pun intended)
 

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I'm sorry, I like my walls beaten like a redheaded stepchild

So a lil paynus is a no-go
 

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If really loved him yes. I would just do positions where I am in control. If I have to put his legs above his head or ride to the wheels fall off to make sure I get mine so be it.
 

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Fawk NO then!!! Nope nope nope nope nope. Sorry xes is important in a relationship. If you're not satisfied xesually its going to cause a situation later on down the road. Be it you cheating or you totally not giving him none.

I'm not xesually satisfied unless multiple women are involved ... so I completely agree with you and women should be just as sensitive to the needs of Men as much as they are sensitive of their own. :sinister:

If you're not xesually satisfied I expect you to leave and/or cheat and by all accounts that is what all of you ladies say you would do, so on the flip side IF you're not doing everything in your power to please me xesually, shouldn't you expect me to cheat and/or leave? :dunno:

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Yes and I have been in that situation before. My ex-fiancé could eat like he was one of those starving African babies with the ribs showing on the commercials. Lawd...I would have tears rolling down my eyes every time. My legs are quivering just thinking about it. But, he had a little itty bitty d!ck...I couldn't even feel it y'all. So, I kept experimenting and finally found a position where I could feel his d!ck and have an orgasm too.
 

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whose peach game was phenomenal, but his dick game was atrocious?
Tongue swag on a hundred million billion trillion but the pipe laying was hazardous, faulty and an occupational health and safety risk?
A man who ate like he was starving but fµcked like he was dying? :wilt:
You get it, so could you?

SOUNDS like raunchy maximum security prison love....
 

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whose peach game was phenomenal, but his dick game was atrocious?
Tongue swag on a hundred million billion trillion but the pipe laying was hazardous, faulty and an occupational health and safety risk?
A man who ate like he was starving but fµcked like he was dying? :wilt:
You get it, so could you?


Who the fµck do you think you are for having me in tears like this? :cry: :dead:
 

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Nawwwww....


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Sausage game is just as important as peach eat'in game. If both are not on point, why am I making whoopy with you? That's the whole reason right? To get it all or none, right??!! I expect to enjoy the porking, and if I don't in all aspects it's ridiculous...
 

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Nawwwww....


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Sausage game is just as important as peach eat'in game. If both are not on point, why am I making whoopy with you? That's the whole reason right? To get it all or none, right??!! I expect to enjoy the porking, and if I don't in all aspects it's ridiculous...

The language of this post was beautifully crass. Well done.

P.S.- The "making whoopy" comment was a little too retro and euphemistic though.
 

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