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Report: D.J. Cooper suspended by FIBA for faking drug test that revealed he was pregnant
Ryan Young,Yahoo Sports 12 hours ago
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D.J. Cooper was suspended by FIBA in Europe for faking a drug test last year that revealed he was pregnant. (Geoffroy Van Der Hasselt/AFP)
D.J. Cooper stepped away from AS Monaco late in 2018 for “family reasons,” though he attempted to join the Bosnian national team as a naturalized player later that year.

The former Ohio University standout never made it, however, and was instead handed a two-year suspension from FIBA for failing a drug test. But it wasn’t performance enhancing drugs, recreational drugs or any of the other usual suspects that thwarted Cooper.

His drug test, according to Eurohoops.net, revealed that he was pregnant.

The test on the urine that Cooper provided revealed the presence of human chorionic gonadotropin, or hCG, which is a hormone made by the placenta during pregnancy. That urine, per the report, actually belonged to his girlfriend — who likely didn’t know she was pregnant at the time.

So, FIBA suspended Cooper for fraud. He’s eligible to return on June 20, 2020.

Cooper played for the Bobcats from 2009-2013, starting in nearly every game in his collegiate career while averaging 14.5 points, 6.5 assists and 4.3 rebounds per contest. After going undrafted, the guard took his talents to Europe. He played two seasons in the Greek League, for both Panathinaikos and AEK Athens, and then three in the French league with three different teams.

He averaged 6.7 points and 7.2 assists over 26 games in his last season with Monaco in 2017-18.

Report: D.J. Cooper suspended by FIBA for faking drug test that revealed he was pregnant
 

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I was so confused, lol. What a way to find out you're going to be a dad. You're suspended and oh, congrats, you're pregnant.
 

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It's a hilarious hot mess of a story. Epic drug test fails on a number of levels! LOL!:twitcy:laugh2:no2:laugh2:twitcy
 

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I know that he was dumb and used some woman’s pee, but random fact: if a man’s pee actually does test positive on a pregnancy test, there’s a good chance he might have testicular cancer.
 

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I remember the same thing happening on a tv show. I think it was 1st and 10, an HBO show.
 

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sh!t I wish men were the ones pushing out the babies with they punk ass! Lol. The crazy hormones and plethora of other sh!t women go through, plus losing the shape of your body and puss for whet?? :cry
 

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Report: D.J. Cooper suspended by FIBA for faking drug test that revealed he was pregnant
Ryan Young,Yahoo Sports 12 hours ago
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D.J. Cooper was suspended by FIBA in Europe for faking a drug test last year that revealed he was pregnant. (Geoffroy Van Der Hasselt/AFP)
D.J. Cooper stepped away from AS Monaco late in 2018 for “family reasons,” though he attempted to join the Bosnian national team as a naturalized player later that year.

The former Ohio University standout never made it, however, and was instead handed a two-year suspension from FIBA for failing a drug test. But it wasn’t performance enhancing drugs, recreational drugs or any of the other usual suspects that thwarted Cooper.

His drug test, according to Eurohoops.net, revealed that he was pregnant.

The test on the urine that Cooper provided revealed the presence of human chorionic gonadotropin, or hCG, which is a hormone made by the placenta during pregnancy. That urine, per the report, actually belonged to his girlfriend — who likely didn’t know she was pregnant at the time.

So, FIBA suspended Cooper for fraud. He’s eligible to return on June 20, 2020.

Cooper played for the Bobcats from 2009-2013, starting in nearly every game in his collegiate career while averaging 14.5 points, 6.5 assists and 4.3 rebounds per contest. After going undrafted, the guard took his talents to Europe. He played two seasons in the Greek League, for both Panathinaikos and AEK Athens, and then three in the French league with three different teams.

He averaged 6.7 points and 7.2 assists over 26 games in his last season with Monaco in 2017-18.

Report: D.J. Cooper suspended by FIBA for faking drug test that revealed he was pregnant

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same sh!t happened to a family member. He was calling them all kinds of liars and blamed whoever handled the urine only to find out test said he was pregnant.
 

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I seriously thought this was a transgender man lmaoo.


I also heard that if a guy actually takes a pregnancy test and gets a positive, he has testicular cancer. Is that true?
 

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I also heard that if a guy actually takes a pregnancy test and gets a positive, he has testicular cancer. Is that true?

Yes, I assume/hope they figured out he doesn't have cancer since they suspended him though.
 

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It's and old story but I will not spare him
He can never play in the NBA. His trips to the foul line would be comedy gold.
You mean he had European men doing layups in those cheeks?
 

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It's and old story but I will not spare him
He can never play in the NBA. His trips to the foul line would be comedy gold.
You mean he had European men doing layups in those cheeks?

Ok I actually had to reread this story because reading your post confused me.

No one was laying up in the cheeks, fam. Lmfaoooo
 

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