Dear Cumila Cebolla...

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The showbiz ain’t for you as there’s no demand for goofy looking racist latinas with camel teeth. Your singing sounds like you’re trying to release a fart you’ve been holding in the entire day. Hell even Cassie would be embarrassed to waste her time in the studio with you.

I also don’t know what’s more pathetic; the fact that not even vegetative state patient Britney could see it happening for you or the fact that even Stevie Wonder can see the bullshit you and your gay bottom friend Sh@wn are trying to play with us. We know you both share the same dildo. You ain’t fooling anyone with your random and not staged at all paparazzi pics.

You should be happy they don’t charge your ass for having to photograph a cross eyed disgrace to humanity like you.

Somebody lied to you several times and told you you’re hot, fly and sexy and beautiful and you’re nothing like that. You’re nothing of the sort.


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End professional victim hood on LSA!!!
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The showbiz ain’t for you as there’s no demand for goofy looking racist latinas with camel teeth. Your singing sounds like you’re trying to release a fart you’ve been holding in the entire day. Hell even Cassie would be embarrassed to waste her time in the studio with you.

I also don’t know what’s more pathetic; the fact that not even vegetative state patient Britney could see it happening for you or the fact that even Stevie Wonder can see the bullshit you and your gay bottom friend Sh@wn are trying to play with us. We know you both share the same dildo. You ain’t fooling anyone with your random and not staged at all paparazzi pics.

You should be happy they don’t charge your ass for having to photograph a cross eyed disgrace to humanity like you.

Somebody lied to you several times and told you you’re hot, fly and sexy and beautiful and you’re nothing like that. You’re nothing of the sort.


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Cumollo right now
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The showbiz ain’t for you as there’s no demand for goofy looking racist latinas with camel teeth. Your singing sounds like you’re trying to release a fart you’ve been holding in the entire day. Hell even Cassie would be embarrassed to waste her time in the studio with you.

I also don’t know what’s more pathetic; the fact that not even vegetative state patient Britney could see it happening for you or the fact that even Stevie Wonder can see the bullshit you and your gay bottom friend Sh@wn are trying to play with us. We know you both share the same dildo. You ain’t fooling anyone with your random and not staged at all paparazzi pics.

You should be happy they don’t charge your ass for having to photograph a cross eyed disgrace to humanity like you.

Somebody lied to you several times and told you you’re hot, fly and sexy and beautiful and you’re nothing like that. You’re nothing of the sort.


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this rant got me wheezing:rotfl
 
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The showbiz ain’t for you as there’s no demand for goofy looking racist latinas with camel teeth. Your singing sounds like you’re trying to release a fart you’ve been holding in the entire day. Hell even Cassie would be embarrassed to waste her time in the studio with you.

I also don’t know what’s more pathetic; the fact that not even vegetative state patient Britney could see it happening for you or the fact that even Stevie Wonder can see the bullshit you and your gay bottom friend Sh@wn are trying to play with us. We know you both share the same dildo. You ain’t fooling anyone with your random and not staged at all paparazzi pics.

You should be happy they don’t charge your ass for having to photograph a cross eyed disgrace to humanity like you.

Somebody lied to you several times and told you you’re hot, fly and sexy and beautiful and you’re nothing like that. You’re nothing of the sort.


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Nope, that's silly. She's gorgeous and not racist, and you love her. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, you just party! Freaking every weekend, baby you just getting started! Que siguese moviendo, que todos le estan viendo! Damn she got you, baby, her body's built like a Bugatti! And if you look, you'll fall in love! She got that ass, she make it clap! She'll leave you shook, and now you're hooked! The way she dance, she gon' make you move to Miami! She gon' make you, she gon' make you move! She gon' make you move to Miami!
 
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Nope, that's silly. She's gorgeous and not racist, and you love her. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, you just party! Freaking every weekend, baby you just getting started! Que siguese moviendo, que todos le estan viendo! Damn she got you, baby, her body's built like a Bugatti! And if you look, you'll fall in love! She got that ass, she make it clap! She'll leave you shook, and now you're hooked! The way she dance, she gon' make you move to Miami! She gon' make you, she gon' make you move! She gon' make you move to Miami!

the only thing she’s making me move is my fingers to change the station whenever her cat strangled vocals get played on the radio.

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the only thing she’s making me move is my fingers to change the station whenever her cat strangled vocals get played on the radio.

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No, she makes your heart move with her beautiful vocals. You go vroom vroom all around the world! Vroom vroom, go get it girl! Vroom vroom, that's the way you like to play-ay! You just wanna celebrate! You just wanna celebrate! Tonight she's making history! You just wanna celebrate! *party music*
 

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