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DISCLAIMER:
EITHER SIP THE TEA OR MOVE ON
If you disagree with the content being posted shut the hell up and move on. DON'T derail the thread with your bµllsh!t, take it in the back alley.


1. Bruno is extremely charismatic and funny. He knows how to "roast" people and makes fun of pretty much everyone including himself. But he isn't the lovesick sensitive nice guy everyone thinks he is, he can cut you with his words and he is very alpha and dominate. Bruno can be extremely stubborn and only listen to advice when he thinks he needs it but still end up going his own way. He knows how to put his foot down and always likes to remain in control of the situation.
2. Bruno is very protective of Jessica and Jessica is -supposedly- submissive and doting of him. He is known for ignoring and flat out cutting off people if they dislike Jess. He also does not like getting on social media for that very reason.
3. He LOVES black women.
He pretty much likes all ethnic women so to speak but black women are his FAVORITE. He said a white woman can't do anything for him (I side eye that comment but whatever :disdain: lol)


Well that's all I have for now. It wasn't salacious but it was something so LIKE IT

And no, he doesn't push women into ricola with the spirit of Frankie Lymon & he doesn't make women drink lava juice.
 

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What about his ex girlfriend that he cheated on? You have any tea on that

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Just asking...
 

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This is such short notice and I didn't have my questions prepared......
Do you know him on a personal level....hmm? and if so what's that DR like?
Anything about Phil or the band members?
And yes Bruno does come off as being a smartass and having a slick tongue...he shows this in his interviews.
For him to be so protective of her, he sure ignores her publicly, smh.
 

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Is his dick big? How's his stroke game? Is he a toe curler? Is he faithful? Does he actually want to settle down and have children with his girlfriend? Has he ever slept with any of his fans? What's his type body wise?

Come thru with the juicy deets, incog. You've got this.

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This is such short notice and I didn't have my questions prepared......
Do you know him on a personal level....hmm? and if so what's that DR like?
Anything about Phil or the band members?
And yes Bruno does come off as being a smartass and having a slick tongue...he shows this in his interviews.
For him to be so protective of her, he sure ignores her publicly, smh.

I'm getting my tea from someone who's close to him

Unfortunately I don't have a DR on him lol
:apthy: Cause if I did the tone of the first post would be completely different.

Think about it why would you bring up someone you're protective of?


 

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For him to be so protective of her, he sure ignores her publicly, smh.
Maybe him not putting her out there or making a show of her is his way of protecting her...

Honestly, I don't care about all of that. What I care about is what hair products he use for personal reasons. Wut dat conditioner do tho?...

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What about his ex girlfriend that he cheated on? You have any tea on that

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Just asking...

I know that bruno and chanel still have feelings for each other and chanel's still bitter about him cheating on her with those girls (rita and jess) all those years ago. chanel purposely posts pictures with her and her bf to try to make bruno jealous.
they will never get back together unfortunately. chanel dislikes jess but she needs to move on
 

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That Bruno thread was so epic..ghost of Frankie Lymon :dead: whoooooooo i laughed for like a whole year.

ETA: I see my question was answered. Awww i thought Chanel was over him? Her and her new man look good together and seem to be going strong.
 

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Not disputing the tea, but this is stuff that's kinda already known and been said about him before (minus him allegedly being protective of Jessica). But thanks anyways.
 

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I know that bruno and chanel still have feelings for each other and chanel's still bitter about him cheating on her with those girls (rita and jess) all those years ago. chanel purposely posts pictures with her and her bf to try to make bruno jealous.
they will never get back together unfortunately. chanel dislikes jess but she needs to move on

Why do you think they'll never get back together if they still have feelings for each other?
 

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So, I have a question... why have his sisters gone ghost on Jess? It seems that she doesn't hang with any of them anymore...what's the tea with that???
 

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Why do you think they'll never get back together if they still have feelings for each other?


b/c there are still feelings of resentment involved esp on chanel's side and Bruno (believe it or not) loves jess and plans to stay with her
trust I would love to see them get back too and we all know chanel will never ever find another man like Bruno but its simply not going to happen
 

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I know that bruno and chanel still have feelings for each other and chanel's still bitter about him cheating on her with those girls (rita and jess) all those years ago. chanel purposely posts pictures with her and her bf to try to make bruno jealous.
they will never get back together unfortunately. chanel dislikes jess but she needs to move on
Well see, that's the thing. This is probably why he's so overly protective of her because everybody, including him, knew what he had before was much better than what he has now. He tryna save face. He know he messed up and he tired of people probably comparing her to No. 5.
So, incog how many side pieces he got? :highly_amused:
 

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But I'm trying to find out where he's staying on a couple of these tour stops cause a chick has been looking at some of these fine ass band members and...
 

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Well see, that's the thing. This is probably why he's so overly protective of her because everybody, including him, knew what he had before was much better than what he has now. He tryna save face. He know he messed up and he tired of people probably comparing her to No. 5.
So, incog how many side pieces he got? :highly_amused:

I wanna say something but I might give a hint away and ruin my sources... :apthy:
 

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Incognito, I'm curious about his band member Phil. It seems that he's Bruno's best friend, but he's also equally talented but took a back seat to support and let Bruno shine. How happy is he being a part of the band instead of having his own solo career? The man can sing, dance and play instruments.
 

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well ill say this, the man definitely loves to flirt and tease some of his fans during his concerts and even gives kisses to them (or vice-verse). I don't know none of em who went it beyond that level, lol sorry. and I will say one thing, he does expect fierce loyalty from his friend, family, and his fans including respecting his gf (extremely important to him)
 

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Incognito, I'm curious about his band member Phil. It seems that he's Bruno's best friend, but he's also equally talented but took a back seat to support and let Bruno shine. How happy is he being a part of the band instead of having his own solo career? The man can sing, dance and play instruments.

I don't really know about phil like that theres common knowledge he cheated on his girlfriend urbana with some woman (forgot her name) and he still hasn't married his gf after like, 4 babies or so.
 

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I wanna say something but I might give a hint away and ruin my sources... :apthy:

Well dam, is it that many? :sidefrown: Bruno out her thottin' and mackin' with his short self! smh.

Don't be scurred...we're in a safe environment :glasses-nerdy: kinda

[MENTION=166101]Peachyvision[/MENTION] yasss! But Jam is taken, mkay? :33: Also I have dibs on Dwayne. That leaves you with John the pianist, he cute though. :wink 512x512: The others are married.
 

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Well dam, is it that many? :sidefrown: Bruno out her thottin' and mackin' with his short self! smh.

Don't be scurred...we're in a safe environment :glasses-nerdy: kinda

@Peachyvision yasss! But Jam is taken, mkay? :33: Also I have dibs on Dwayne. That leaves you with John the pianist, he cute though. :wink 512x512: The others are married.

I'm not even out here trying to get chose. especially if Bruno or Phil ain't available I'm trying to have a good time and stay on the backstage pass list in my city. :friendly_wink: Plus, I just love the whole vibe you get from watching them put on their show. I'm trying to be around the front row twerking and cutting up.
 

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Sorry for the groan Incog. I was trying to hit the thumbs up for answering the question. My phone won't let me reverse the buttons. My bad! :33:
 

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But if you are a hooligan( a Bruno's fan) this is isn't tea. We already knew about all of that. Bruno keeps a low profile for a reason. I'll believe the tea if it comes from Ch@nel, his sisters or the band but none of them will EVER talk not even Kenji ! So......
 

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That Bruno thread was so epic..ghost of Frankie Lymon :dead: whoooooooo i laughed for like a whole year.

ETA: I see my question was answered. Awww i thought Chanel was over him? Her and her new man look good together and seem to be going strong.

Yes they are going strong. They are even trying to have a baby... So I guess it's serious.
 

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So he really love that Jess girl 🙄

Imma need her to fµck up so I can slide myself in. Me and him will make some beautiful short babies. :mwalkright:
 

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But if you are a hooligan( a Bruno's fan) this is isn't tea. We already knew about all of that. Bruno keeps a low profile for a reason. I'll believe the tea if it comes from Ch@nel, his sisters or the band but none of them will EVER talk not even Kenji ! So......

chile I called it droplets of tea for a reason, I didn't try to pretend I had a whole teapot and I made that very clear on the opening post. this is why nobody wanna spill tea on the main board anymore, people these days always wanna act like detective mc gruff and have certain guidelines to tea spillin, shite, theres been a huge drought of tea in general not just for this man (but LORD knows it)

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