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The men of color have decent to flawless skin. Eddie and Dwayne have older fella skin or skin that was formerly riddled with acne.

The carcashian fellows have various issues. Based on the way his eyes look now compared to a few years ago, I believe Leto got work. Bieber has terrible skin and needs to drink more water and eat clean. Bill's head is SO big...I mean like...DAMN!!! This ninja head big like a balloon in a park from a cartoon!

Show us some Asian and Latinos next!!!
 

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We'd make beautiful babies..


I believe he's pursing those lips for me & I didn't know Champagne Papi wore contacts...
guess he neva got his eyes corrected.


 

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They all average or outright ugly. Ain't no man nowhere feeling not good enough.

Anyways, Conye's lips always look like he's ready to throw a tantrum and that picture doesn't look like Justin Bieber.
 

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*lurk mode off*

The ferk is going on with Justin's tongue? Jesus be an antibiotic mouth rinse...
:bulgyeyes

*lurk mode on*
 

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Chadwick's skin is pristine and so is creepy Leto's. Lebron looks pretty good too

The Rock never had good skin so I am not surprised.

Hemsworth is too young to be having so many lines smh


Beiber and Styles need to work on that acne...it's funny how guys are not pressured to cover their blemishes.

Bill Skarsgard's forehead occupies 2/3 of his face!...His mouth nose and eyes are smooshed together in wathever little space is left:bulgyeyes
 
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Tim Cruises face is bloated but it doesn’t look like filler bloat. Odd. Skarsgard looks like an alien. Christian Bale only looked attractive when he had more weight on back in the day. Chadwick always looks sad.
 
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The Rock, Beiber, Harry, Eddie- Hot mess.

The Rock clearly looks like he get fillers or some sh!t in his face. Where those black genes when he need them. :ROFLMAO:
 

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Chadwick my husband looks amazing

Drake looks good

Sterling my brother in my head looks amazing

Jaden actually great skin..
 

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Male skin is on average 20-25% thicker than women's so they age slower but take less care of themselves so it looks like we age at the same rate. Black people also age around 10 years slower so a black man at 40 has the same skin as a 22 year old white girl if he takes care of himself.

Jared needs to drop his skincare routine too. That JT photo is the stuff of nightmares.
 

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Show us some Asian and Latinos next!!!

I came back today and there are no more menz.

What's with that? Come through OP!!!

I got you man hold on. This is tough though so some of these don't really count as close ups. Also I'm using google so I don't how recent some of these pics are.

Daddy Yankee

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Marc Anthony The man can sing but yikes don't know what JLo see's in him.

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Aziz Ansari

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Don Omar

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Maluma Don't know why he's called pretty boy.

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Ricky Martin

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Enrique Iglesias

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Keanu Reeves

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John Cho

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That Justin Timberlake pic is grossing me out.
His tongue looks gross, and his teeth don’t have spaces in between them. I’m thinking he didn’t floss for 2 months before that event....:emoji_scream:
 

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The worst this does for the men is reveal their nose jobs. You can see the unnatural shapes and even botched work.
 

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Bieber looks greasy and unwashed.

Jayden’s skin is beautiful.

Marc Anthony looks like a coke addict.

Chadwick’s soft eyelashes. :weary_face:
 

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I think Justin have geographic tongue.

Where are the closeup of men at the met gala
 

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The black men have good skin and/or nice complexion. Why Kanye look younger than Bieber skin wise?

Why Eddie Murphy top row teeth rusted but his bottom teeth white-ish?

And does Jaden have on glitter? Lol

Jared Leto looks like a legit serial killer. I can’t bring myself to find that real life American psychopath attractive. He looks good for his age tho. I know he has to be about 50 and he hasn’t aged in a decade.

So you don't see Leto's crows feet and white hair. He must get it colored every 2 weeks because the roots are coming in strong.
 

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Enrique Iglesias' lashes good lord. Top & bottom.
Marc Anthony looks like he when he fucks you, you stay fµcked for a couple days. Like he would turn you out & then sing to you.
 

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Justin’s tongue looks nasty as fµck. Ugh.
Drake looks cute up close.
Harry looks like the inbred he is. Close ass weird eyes.
 

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GEOGRAPHIC TONGUE
Geographic tongue (also known as benign migratory glossitis) is an inflammatory disorder that usually appears on the top and sides of the tongue. Typically, affected tongues have a bald, red area of varying sizes that is surrounded, at least in part, by an irregular white border (see Right).

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JT Nasty. He can't afford none of this:
Treatment
  1. Over-the-counter pain relievers.
  2. Mouth rinses with an anesthetic.
  3. Antihistamine mouth rinses.
  4. Corticosteroid ointments or rinses.
  5. Vitamin B supplementation, in some cases.
 

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