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Harry Styles graces December Vogue in a dress

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Harry baby what happened? Which witch took your beauty and left this mess?

My 1D heart is dead. The shallow b!tch in me ain't interested no more. They all aged like milk now. 4 members. Not even Harry could dodge the degradation curse.

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This is Harry now :cry: (n)

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I don't want to post no more. My eyes had enough.

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He's aging badly. The pictures aren't beautiful, he misses the allure to pull off the aesthetic they were going for. He doesn't have a striking face or eyes. It's a failure, he just looks dirty.
 

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ngl... the older he gets, the uglier he gets. i never understood his appeal.

i don't find men in dresses or feminine clothing quirky or ~cool~ so i'm meh on this trite english "i'm just being me with some plaid and a skirt in a random field" type of shoot. he just doesn't pull this off. it's not endearing or cute.

boring. ugly. and unoriginal. hence it being the december cover. so vogue.
 

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This queer baiting sh!t he does is so transparent because....at the end of the day, we’ve never actually seen him with a man. I don’t think he even really hangs out in the gay community.

and he’s so lazy with his fashion. At least David Bowie went all the way and slayed the hoes with his heels and bright colored suits.
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Harry just rolls out of bed and throws a dress on & thinks he’s some revolutionary white man....so uninspired...
 
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His hairline has been receding for years now that's why he keeps it long. His tattoos are tragic. You should know by now how badly most white people age.
 

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My own opinion on this...he looks awful and like he hasn’t showered in two or three months. The cover also did his hairline no favors. It’s incredible that he has gotten by on just throwing on a dress every one in a while. The body, the face, and the confidence is not there to make this work.
 

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I dont know who designed these clothes or who styled him and I'm not being whatever "ist" by saying this , if you are gay, but

Not because your gay, does not automatically mean you have an innate sense of style/fashion and taste.

Please stop with these fashuns!
 

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hes tries too hard to be unique. no one is convinced that this wearing dresses shtick is really him. it’s boring and everyone see through his jagger/bowie impression (well attempt at it)
 

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I’m sorry but I never got the appeal of Harry. I never thought he was that hot. I think he had a mane of hair and more charisma than those other dudes and that’s why he stood out.
 

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I’m sorry but I never got the appeal of Harry. I never thought he was that hot. I think he had a mane of hair and more charisma than those other dudes and that’s why he stood out.

Me either but the Androgynous look works so well for him...

Edit: All of y’all skepticaling me but the Androgynous look is what is getting him all of these fashion endorsements and fashion magazine covers so :madtongue

Do you really think he would be the face of Gucci and have a VOGUE cover if he dressed how he dressed in One Direction??? Absolutely NOT. The Androgynous look works for him the same way it worked for Ezra Miller(before he got cancelled), this is why he keeps pushing it(first he was wearing Women’s Gucci pants suits, now he is wearing full on Women’s Gucci dresses). It just goes to show how an Image revamp could change a celebrity’s career... I still don’t get his appeal whatsoever...

Tracee Ellis Ross and these little YT teenyboppers must be seeing something that I CLEARLY don’t... *KANYE SHRUG*
 
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The dandy look isn’t new but it just doesn’t seem genuine. He’s trying too hard. You aren’t Bowie you aren’t Prince hell he isn’t even pulling off glam rock.
 

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He's trying really hard to take on this revolutionary rock star persona with his music and his "interest" in social justice issues (BLM and LGBT) but I think he's fake as fµck. His music is sh!t too. Anything for money.
 

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He's sooo ugly and clammy looking. You can tell he does this queer baiting stuff for clout. He wants praise for breaking gender roles pls he's so fake

Ezra did it better
 

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I'm just going to ignore all of this because I like his music but these visuals are just very very tragic!! the execution is poor eeesssh
 

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Harry baby what happened? Which witch took your beauty and left this mess?

My 1D heart is dead. The shallow b!tch in me ain't interested no more. They all aged like milk now. 4 members. Not even Harry could dodge the degradation curse.

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This is Harry now :cry: (n)

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I don't want to post no more. My eyes had enough.

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His fashion choices are so try hard. He's never been that good looking to me. I think Zayn is still the most attractive member of the group.
 

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I dont understand him at all. He went from a heartthrob boy bander to an unkempt gender fluid druggie with bad style and bad music.
 

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He kinda serving in that dress in the field, though


ETA: Lmaoooo why yall hatin like yall wouldn't rock that look to Sunday brunch :ROFLMAO:
 
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