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It‘s 2020 and hoes still insist that this man is „fine“ with his sid from ice age looking ass lemme not even start wirth his
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***one direction were the cheap backstreet boys of today. None of them were what I’d classify as hot. Just cute in a boring boy next store kind of way. The kind of guy who’d get play in hs but becomes a nobody in college with the hotter and athletic types

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The joans brothers were the cheap backstreet boys of today. None of them were what I’d classify as hot. Just cute in a boring boy next store kind of way. The kind of guy who’d get play in hs but becomes a nobody in college with the hotter and athletic types

What does this have to do with the thread? Lol

ETA: but he tries too hard with his lil outfits.
 

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The joans brothers were the cheap backstreet boys of today. None of them were what I’d classify as hot. Just cute in a boring boy next store kind of way. The kind of guy who’d get play in hs but becomes a nobody in college with the hotter and athletic types

you mean one direction?
 

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I feel like he's coasting off of his old looks. He used to be so cute. He's not butt ugly to me, but there's a clear difference. I think it's also the way he carries himself and dresses as well.

British White genes are a curse.
 

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Harry isn't bad looking, but he's aging terribly. He seems like a sweet guy though. I still feel bad that he was robbed and that bµllsh!t with Howard Stern making fun of him because his dad walked out on Harry and his mom. Anyway, Harry looks best with his long hair.

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I've seen worse looking white guys on here get appreciation threads. He's not that bad looking, just not my type
 

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I feel like he's coasting off of his old looks. He used to be so cute. He's not butt ugly to me, but there's a clear difference. I think it's also the way he carries himself and dresses as well.

British White genes are a curse.

hell fµck!ng naw. he always was funny looking to me and the fact that he ages like a banana like the brit he is doesnt make it any better with his funky ass he looks like he REEKS after sweat and onions no way he washes his hair
 

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He's used to be white boy cute when he was in the band and his hair was actually curly. But not so much anymore.
 

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It‘s 2020 and hoes still insist that this man is „fine“ with his sid from ice age looking ass lemme not even start wirth his
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He's such a basic b!tch trying to be edgy. His original look was better - solid color t shirts, skinny pants and boots. Him trying to look "70s" and gender-bending is so try-hard and his music doesn't match. He seems like a good person but he needs to hang it up and try college or something.
 

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I miss when men put effort into their appearance. Nowadays everybody wants to look like a strung out druggie.
 
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I feel like he's coasting off of his old looks. He used to be so cute. He's not butt ugly to me, but there's a clear difference. I think it's also the way he carries himself and dresses as well.

British White genes are a curse.

I know. He's still in his 20s and that skin is criiine. There was a brief moment in time where I'd have let him hit and I'd tell people.
 

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I dont know what it is about a man who can sing and play guitar, but I'm sure that bumps up his perceived attractiveness quite a bit. He was rocking those lengths, he should go back to that. Watermelon Sugar Hiiigh
 

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A crying shame!! Harry used to be fine. He was no Zayn but
I could see why he got the white girls bothered

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I agree.

And he aging like avocados on crack. You would never think this fool was in still in his 20s....
 

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He's not even trying anymore. I mean, it's too late for his hairline, but with the money he has, he should be able to have a decent skin routine. And he should be careful, those fangirls of his won't stay blind forever.
 

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He's such a tryhard, pretentious asshole. Idk what anyone see in him, he looks like Quasimodo.
 

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He's lucky he's white, I guess because just being white is enough for people to decide you look good even when you don't really so he'll be fine either way. Sometimes in photos I'll see it and other times his fans will be talking about how beautiful he looks and all I can see is a guy who looks like he just rolled out of bed and put on the first item of clothing he scraped off the floor and not in that sexy, disheveled 'I just had xes way' but in that 'I've given up on even trying anymore' way. He needs to fire his stylist, stat. I don't care if he's trying to start a revolution. No-one should look like that and pay people for it.
 
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