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HELP! How Do I Tell My Man That He Can't Sing?

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Everytime he opens his mouth to let out a note my ears weep. It's all nasally and it doesn't help that he sounds like a cat in heat. I literally died laughing when he said he actually tried out for American Idol last year. A few months ago we were at karaoke and he decided to do a dedication to me. It was embarrassing and I'll never listen to Brian McKnight or Boyz II Men again thanks to him:no:.

I don't wanna hurt his feelings but I can't take it anymore.
 

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Chile you gotta break it to him!! Honesty is the best policy!! :laugh:
 

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omg, did he say what the judges at 'american idol' said to him? lmaoo
 

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Tell him his singing makes you wanna fµck his brother
 

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Bish you can't sing!!! You sound like a cat with strep throat. Now lets focus on your actual talent.
 

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Whenever he starts singing just put your fingers in your ears - until he stops. He should get the message.
 

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I was in a similar situation so I know how hard it is. I never told the person, I didn't have the heart to.
 

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Pshh have him go on one of those singing competition shows so they can tell him he can't sing and the rest of us can enjoy it.
 

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Let him be. Don't be mean. Everyone can sing.

The Thing is he said that that's his dream job and I'm looking like "but you can't hit a note to save your life." He said he doesn't do it because it doesn't pay as much. I just get second hand embarrassment everytime he attempts to sing.
 

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I don't think he got in: laugh:

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I just get second hand embarrassment everytime he attempts to sing.

Doesn't sound like you're very good for his confidence or self-esteem. It's almost like you're an undercover hater toward him.
 

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Whenever he starts singing, just give him this look:
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and do a slow "bwaha hahahaha ha haaaAAAAAahaha" and say *****, if you don't shut yo non-singing ass up. Then add this: :twitcy:

And then grab his balls and stroke a bit, tell him how sexy he is, tho, play a little tongue hockey, then say, let's go_______ (insert whatever it is he's ACTUALLY good at here). :yes:

It's a pretty brutal re-direct, but not everybody that wants to do something can or should, and sometimes they just need to learn, focus on something else they're good at and keep it moving. If he didn't get it with the AI thing, being gentle on the mofo ain't gon' work. :no:

Good luck, ma. Please report back. :psmile:
 

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Laugh in his face.......dont restrict nothin. I laughed so damn hard in my best friend's sister's face when she started screechin & moaning 'a long walk' by jill scott, eyes closed all passionate & sh!t LMAO!!!
sh!t i cant hide it. I just laugh my testes off; i aint tryna act nice
 

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Can someone please tell buffcorrell that no, I don't have any strength left, because I used up all of my energy laughing at his arse?


"Ready, set, 1, 2, 3..... Ready, set, 1, 2, 3"

Did he actually think that performing with his shirt off was going to help his performance?
 

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Tell him he should make a video of himself singing a cover of a popular song and put it on youtube. The commenters will let him know if he sucks. Then when he comes to you for confirmation, just say you think his vocals could use a little work. lol
 

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Doesn't sound like you're very good for his confidence or self-esteem. It's almost like you're an undercover hater toward him.

I'm very supportive of him and his dreams but he can't sing at all.
 

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Can someone please tell buffcorrell that no, I don't have any strength left, because I used up all of my energy laughing at his arse?


"Ready, set, 1, 2, 3..... Ready, set, 1, 2, 3"

Did he actually think that performing with his shirt off was going to help his performance?

but wait tho...do you see his pictures on the wall! lmaoo. if he dont sit his yabba-dabba-doo air guitar playin ass down somewhere.
 

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After he's done singing in your best impression of Simon Cowell or a british accent say "It's a no from me." :disdain:
 

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Record him singing and have him listen to it.

This always works. To your own ears you may sound like you can sing but it's some scientific sh!t that I can't be assed to go look for which explains why it sounds different to other peoples ears.
 

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You walk up to him with love in your eyes and say "Bae, quit that $hit!!" and walk off :arrogant:
 

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