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I need all you bastards that create IG accounts for your damn DOGS and CATS to step on the porch right quick

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The fµck is that???
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I was just skimming my IG and saw a girl I know has one for her dog.
She's gorgeous
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but the damn DOG has almost TWICE more followers than her
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And then she's making posts as if it's the DOG typing... "I had fun at the lake today!" type sh!t... I just wanna know wtf this whole 'subculture' if you wanna call it that is about?!
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Apparently there is a market for it and people get sponsors and contracts that way. A friend of mine was telling me about it.
 

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although I personally wouldnt do it, dogs and cats dont have thumbs so how can they upload the pictures themselves? so they need help
 

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I'm originally a coli poster and LSA isn't allowing their smilies, so ya'll are just gonna have to use your imagination :kanyeshrug:

Apparently there is a market for it and people get sponsors and contracts that way. A friend of mine was telling me about it.
Yeah, I'll admit, I noticed this with her. It's the first time I've seen it, but she had some promo code you could use with a business. I still find it wild as hell though.
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Okay, but is that from YOUR page or the damn DOG's "page". That's what the people need to know.
 

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I follow a very many pet accounts, on top of regular people, work related stuff, etc.. I don't know how many plates of food, clothes, rants about haters, MLM/scam posts, rants, and navel-gazing posts I can take before I just want a break from the b.s. and some wholesome content. So, yes, make Ms. Meow an IG, so I can follow it and have a laugh at her antics.
 

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I like pet pages more than human pages but the human running the page can make it annoying and insufferable. I like the ones that just observe and candid rather than The ones that make a stupid little personality and narrative with forced staged pics.. just as bad as the fake humans
 

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My dog told me to tell you to "go to hell" and let her stack these treats, sis. #nofilter
 

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i hate when people act like the pet wrote the caption.


I hate when they misspell sh!t under the caption.. like "my hooman took me to the park today" or "I'm a good boi" or "hooman gibes me chimkin".:eyeroll Just spell the sh!t out. "Animal " misspellings are only cute when the chick fil a cows do it.

Overall, I like animal pages. I've always loved animals since I was a kid. I follow a few pages. I also want to eventually get a standard poodle and I follow a few standard poodle pages as well.
 

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I love the pet pages but I have to agree with some other fonts in here. I hate when they try to sound like the pet wrote it. It Sounds dumb.

When I get my goldendoodle or Labradoodle I will definitely start a pet page lol
 

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I hate when they misspell sh!t under the caption.. like "my hooman took me to the park today" or "I'm a good boi" or "hooman gibes me chimkin".:eyeroll Just spell the sh!t out. "Animal " misspellings are only cute when the chick fil a cows do it.

And why they always assume the pet would speak so ret@rded and slow.. guarantee the pets are smarter than most of these dumbass humans
 

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And why they always assume the pet would speak so ret@rded and slow.. guarantee the pets are smarter than most of these dumbass humans

My dog speaks with a British accent and a dash of City Girls, and I acknowledge that when I type dialogue on her behalf. “And that’s on DOG , my Newfoundland”.
 

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I don’t mind it... we’re in between pets right now and my IG feed is pretty much dogs and cats
 

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Chihuahuas are damn cute with their sleepy eyes. I liked a photo in my IG feed and got an immediate friend request. Now I’m hooked, no regrets. People make a lot of money off these accounts, too. I knew a guy with a Pomeranian who took his ex to court because she started making those Boo books. He was mad he didn’t think of it first. That’s the ultimate revenge.
 

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I had to tag my friend's sphinx cat in my feed so I could siphon some of her followers.

She's less than a few months old and has double my followers.
 

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:sneaky:....wait til they see me d-eek

*whispers* d-eek you gonna be famous! let us get you shaved and you show how slinky smoove you can be
 

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Lol I don’t follow dogs on IG, but one of my favorite social media accounts on the internet is Thoughts of Dog (dog_feelings) on Twitter. It’s probably the most wholesome thing on the internet. I didn’t understand the placement of periods after random words, and then someone explained that it’s supposed to be the dog pausing because he’s panting. That just made it cuter. I bought my dog the “stuffed fren Sebastian” merch (it’s supposed to be the Twitter dog’s BFF) a week ago and she’s literally ignored it the entire time it’s been here.

 

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Guilty -_- My king (may he rest in peace) had more followers than me. I know it sounds crazy but the animal pages form a little community and you get so attached to other people's animals that if something happens to them, you feel it. When I lost my guy two years ago and posted it to his followers, people were leaving the SWEETEST comments. Like had me bawling. They were really helpful during my time of grief.
 

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I laughed so hard at this thread. Funny thing, my dog have an IG. She's lazy and need to post a damn pic.
 

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