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:pcrying:


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so precious :cry:
 

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REBUKE!


student loans>>bundle of joy:starving:
 

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They are cute until they get to around 4. I hope I don't have any.
 

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My uterus just abt leapt outta me. I want TOO. But I ain't go no munny, and try finding a decent man with his sh yt half way together in this city! Ugh, I hate my life, Its a like a bad lifetime movie with Delta Burke playing me, I am Suzanne Sugarbaker!

Thanks a lot Sue!
 

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Are you fine? Got a job? Make six figures (hell, even five)? Got a big booty? Can you cook? Do you talk too much? What that mouth do?



If you fit this description, hit my inbox...


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I know...I know... I ain't sh!t. Lol
 

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I do to but only if I have to touch not 1 diaper, or any vomit....welp I guess I will just be an Aunt :).
 

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Omg he's so cute!

I want a mischievous son!

I don't want him to be a bad ass but my title brother did the cutest things like stopping up the toilet with rolls and rolls of toilet paper.

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girl you ain't lying. I have the baby and the student loans and it's painful. I love my son to pieces but I know I'd have been paid my loans off had it not been for his expenses. To think, I didn't even finish (not a degree in sight smh). These little cute fuckers are expensive! Stay focused babe
REBUKE!


student loans>>bundle of joy:starving:
 

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They are cute until you realize the COST associated with having them. LOL. They are a BLESSING, but I'm just saying. Right now, I'm not ready... don't think I will be any time soon.
 

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:disdain: I beg your pardon. One of my babies just turned 4 and she's still as cute and sweet and adorable, and a total joy as she was as an infant and toddler.

I'm trying so hard to believe you, but it's impossible with that avatar. :disapointed:
 

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Yea... they are super cute, then I remember this

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That baby girl on the bottom was scared by her dad, he did a loud evil laugh just to make her cry. I remember it because I wanted to slap the sh!t out of him! Making a baby cry on purpose, dumbass...
 

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Mine really didnt do all that crying after the third day and I found out she didnt want to poop in her diaper. 9 years is the cutest yet seriously annoying age, in my opinion, because universally nine year olds think they know everything. I wanted to smack a whole group of nine year olds once for making me have to bring them research to prove they were mistaken about something. Nine year olds have the longest noses to look down with in the whole of the human race.
 

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hmph, I was rethinking having one UNTIL my godbaby screams something about her booboo in the check out line at the grocery store yesterday.


"my booboo is burninggggggg" so do I get out of the long line we have been standing in or wait until we checkout??? I tried to shush her and promise her a toy, nope.


so many people started looking at me, I was forced to get out of line and go get her together...she did not wipe herself good. her mama did not tell me I needed to wipe her, she is potty trained--I didn't know you have to still wipe them.


so I had to buy some wipes and when I wiped her several times, she said "my booboo is not hot anymore, tank you TT"


its a lot of extra stuff no one tells you about--a lot


I hope you have a chubby cheeked lil one OP, if that's what you want.
 

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I got baby fever too, but with almost $300,000 in student loans.... Um yeah I will pass for now


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That lil crown and tutu is the cutest ever!!

My baby took his poopy diaper off in his playpen the other day and was covered head to toe. I cried the whole time I was bathing him lol. (Pregnant hormones haha)
They are cute but they sure get into trouble.
 

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didn't mean to groan (corrected it though) I went back to look at her avi and was laughing while pressing the wrong icon.
I'm trying so hard to believe you, but it's impossible with that avatar. :disapointed:
 

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A wise woman once said to me when talking about her children "I'm not saying children screw up your life...but they do." (rough translation). I thank God for my lack of children.
 

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Yes they can be cute and sometimes I think I might be ready but then comes this moment when I realize how big of a responsibility is having a child. To raise a good person... I'm scared to be a mother.
 

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:disdain: I beg your pardon. One of my babies just turned 4 and she's still as cute and sweet and adorable, and a total joy as she was as an infant and toddler.


Well that's your experience so I don't know what the :disdain: is for. I helped raise/care for 3 children. Though I love them it wasn't easy. Spend 24 hours caring for 2 screaming children at once cooking,cleaning, wiping asses, baths, waking you up for breakfast every morning and still be able to keep your sanity at 14,15, and 16 years old then you can :disdain: me.
 
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Well that's your experience so I don't know what the :disdain: is for. I helped raise/care for 3 children. Though I love them it wasn't easy. Spend 24 hours caring for 2 screaming children at once cooking,cleaning, wiping asses, baths, waking you up for breakfast every morning and still be able to keep your sanity at 14,15, and 16 years old then you can :disdain: me.

You made a generalized statement and seemed to want to apply your experience(s) to all, even if that wasn't your intent, that's how you made it sound.
 

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I got baby fever too, but with almost $300,000 in student loans.... Um yeah I will pass for now


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Well damn! and here I was complaining about having to pay off my $4000 loan.
 

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