High Horse
Wit Suga Zaddy Bezos
“God makes no mistakes”
When something goes wrong. Religious people will say things like:
"You didn't pray hard enough."
"You don't get to question God."
" You need to go to church more."
“God makes no mistakes”
Doctor gives bad news.
Religious person: “God has the final say. Don’t listen to these doctors. You’ll be ok. Just pray on it”
Person eventually dies.
Religious person: “it was god’s will”
They’re also fond of saying “god is good” when the DOCTOR saves their lives.
Religious people when literally anything they don't like happens on a mass scale: " IT'S THE SIGN OFTHE TIMES! We aRe liViNG iN tHe LaSt dAyS!!!"
Then when they’re in the hospital dying “It was Gods plan”