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Jim Carrey On Another Planet! Thinks Alien Reptiles Rule Earth

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Comic Jim Carrey is secretly a follower of a kooky conspiracy nut who believes alien reptiles run the world! Even nuttier, the Dumb and Dumber star plans to go public with his commitment to whack job David Icke’s bizarre theory!

“Icke has spent years wooing Jim, and it’s finally paid off. Jim is now a disciple of this guy!” claimed a source.

The crazy coupling helps explain Carrey’s bizarre behavior during New York Fashion Week when he declared he “didn’t exist.”

Icke, a 65-year-old former soccer player, is a British broadcaster and author who frequently raves about the Illuminati, the legendary secret society aimed at global domination and populated by the alien reptiles.

When confronted about his screwy convictions, Icke said: “For 26 years I have taken untold f–king s–t and ridicule from people who don’t know their arse from their elbow. I didn’t and I don’t have any regrets!”

An insider tattled: “Jim’s into all of Icke’s weird theories. He’s studied his speeches and dispatches to the very last letter.”

“He goes to as many of Icke’s public appearances as he can — often in disguise — to avoid any attention,” continued the insider. “He’s mesmerized by everything Icke says!”

Insiders told Radar The Mask star wants Icke’s unhinged gospel spread to the masses — and his way-out Fashion Week outburst may be the first sign of more manic preaching to come.

“It’s a big reason why Jim ranted on the red carpet,” the source spilled.

“If you thought he was crazy before, you ain’t seen nothing yet!”

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I went to see David Icke at Wembley a few years back. Dude said some interesting things.
 

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Those (alleged) std's and sti's are rotting this numb nuts brains... Or at least what's left of them anyway.
 

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The rumors are that he has bipolar disorder. Untreated bipolar disorder really messes up one's ability to think/function over time.
 

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Did JC take care of his alleged smoking crotch and xesual measles yet?

Until then, he can shut his contaminated trap.
 

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The rumors are that he has bipolar disorder. Untreated bipolar disorder really messes up one's ability to think/function over time.

He's suffered from depression for years. Which quite honestly doesn't surprise me. Ppl in his profession usually use comedy as a way of coping. Apparently he also hasn't taken meds for it in years. I remember reading about that a couple years ago.
 

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Jim Carrey is crazy, and you can see it in his eyes

the man literally drove his girlfriend to suicide, and people in Hollyweird claim he's a psycho
 

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I feel bad for him..... I mean, some of what he's saying IS true (don't worry about what people think of you/stop being fake),but the rest of it is a little kooky....

Smh... It's a shame... :( He looks so OLD now too!

I will say this though, he seemed the most authentic in this brief interview than I've ever seen him. He stopped putting on an "act". I want him to get MENTAL help though. I think he is not right mentally. :(
 

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Wow....


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I feel bad for him..... I mean, some of what he's saying IS true (don't worry about what people think of you/stop being fake),but the rest of it is a little kooky....

Smh... It's a shame... :( He looks so OLD now too!

I will say this though, he seemed the most authentic in this brief interview than I've ever seen him. He stopped putting on an "act". I want him to get MENTAL help though. I think he is not right mentally. :(


Yes some of the thing he is saying is true, but like the second tweet points to I bet if you ask him to hand over all his non mattering money, he will all sudden start stuttering and making up excuses on why his money matters lol.
 

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Yeah, with the way he looks and his recent interviews, he seems like he lost it and doesn't care anymore.
 

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I knew he would have some believers. These idiots were Alex Jones believers at one time til he jumped on the trump train. Poor delusional idiots ... why I refuse to listen to you tin foil hat losers here #sideeye #sipsTea
 

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Jim ain't slick.

What's up with them STD test results my guy? You gave your depressed ex a bunch of STD's and pretended like you didn't know what was going on. You gave her the pills she used to commit suicide. (allegedly)

If I was that woman's brother I'd beat the breaks off of Jim.
 

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