Bella80
General Manager
Either that selective memory or saying any old sh!t just to piss you off, sometimes it's hard to tell. My grandmother used to do sh!t like that. My aunt was up from Texas one Xmas visiting, and she was staying with my grandmother. She treated herself to a slice of pizza and was very happy to do so since it had been some years since she'd been back in NYC. So my grandmother says to her, "Oh, I don't think I've ever eaten pizza before." Now mind you, this woman was in her early 80's, and had been kinda senile for a while but she'd never admit it. My aunt was was like, "Mom, wtf do you mean? Of COURSE you've had pizza before, I seen you eat pizza!". My grandmother responds, " No, you're mistaken, I don't eat fast food". So now my aunt is getting annoyed, she's like "The fµck you mean, ma? In all your 80+ years living in NYC you mean to tell me you've NEVER had pizza in your life? And I know that's bµllsh!t because I've SEEN you eat pizza before!" So my grandmother doubles down, "Well, just because YOU eat that way, doesn't mean everyone else does. I'm on a "special diet" so I just can't eat all kinds of things." Now my aunt is incredibly pissed and she just walked away. Actually she didn't, she called my mom because it was new years and we were supposed to be over there with alcohol, so she called to vent and find out what was talking us so long, lol.
Now, it's really easy to think that's just her old brain, but it wasn't. She new DAMN well she'd eaten pizza before, she just did that to piss my aunt off and get under her skin, because they'd been butting heads the whole time she was there visiting. She did petty sh!t like that her WHOLE life. And because she suffered from selective memory where she'd argue you down about some sh!t she remembered ass backwards but swore up and down she was 100% right about it, it was hard to tell the difference between that, and the times she'd just take it upon herself to say some ridiculously preposterous sh!t just to get a rise out of people. It's so passive aggressive and infuriating!
I cannot!!!