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Mary Kate and Ashley were 9 months old during that first season not those toddlers they showed at the start, yall know these folks are just at the beginning of fuckery. Just wait for the What's Happening, Good Times, Facts of Life, a Different Strokes and Growing Pains bios will look like

Oh Lord, I hope they don't go anywhere near FOL. I can just imagine Doris Roberts as Charlotte Rae and Rosie O'Donnell as Mindy Cohn, and random ex-Degrassi cast members as the rest of the Eastland girls. *Shudders*
 

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So basically the only thing I learned from this behind the scenes look at Full House, is that Jesse and Becky dated in real life before the show.

It was way too focused on Bob Saget. And if he was really that disgusting on the set around those girls, that's just a shame. He complained non stop about how much he disliked the show, the character, just everything. Newsflash Bob: you were a star on one of the biggest sitcoms ever, shut the fµck up and get over it, or just quit the fµck!ng show and go back to being a stand up comedian that nobody knew!

Dave was also disgusting. They seriously could not shut up about his farting.

The Olsen twins were like six months old when the show started. They got a couple kids looking at least 3 years old, walking and talking already at the start of the show. The mom picked up one girl and her damn legs were hanging past the mama's knees! Them kids were almost as big as they were, but they're suppose to be babies...

I already complained about how bad the casting and the set was in other threads so I won't touch on that again. But are they telling me caller ID was available in 1985? I know my mama had us late when it came to keeping up with new technology, but I know damn well we weren't almost 10 years late!
 

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I am almost ten minutes in and this is already one of the worst "movies" I have ever seen.

1. I don't give a damn about Bob Saget. The Olsen twins were the true stars of the show.
2. I see this is another Canadian Lifetime production. I'm spotting the annoying accent in random actors.
3. They did my girl Candace SO wrong.
4. Where is Jodie's curly hair during 1987?
5. Why is uncle Jesse so damn basic and why does he keep the mullet throughout the whole film?


So many questions, so few answers.
 

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this look like a film your local high school made to raise awareness for gun violence that ends up in a ben for $1 at a yard the carrot top movie and the fifth element attached
 

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Oh, DJ. I feel you, girl. The fugly casting is the true sin against God.

On another note, I must've been living under a rock because I never knew that Candace had body issues (I seriously thought that episode was one of those topics of the day episodes) and I watched this show in real time. She was always the prettiest one out of all the girls and I never thought she was fat (again, I figured she was covered up because she was a bible-thumper).

Candace wasn't pleased:

[video=twitter;635294584902299649]https://twitter.com/candacecbure/status/635294584902299649[/video]
 

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I hate you lifetime. They better not touch "Golden Girls" I know that

Lmaooo!! You know that one is in the works! I would love for them to do Family Matters next, but can you imagine what the Lifetime unauthorized story of THE COSBY SHOW would be like? :dead:
 

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Also one thing to add is that the Olsen twins never attended Candace's wedding:

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Oh, DJ. I feel you, girl. The fugly casting is the true sin against God.

On another note, I must've been living under a rock because I never knew that Candace had body issues (I seriously thought that episode was one of those topics of the day episodes) and I watched this show in real time. She was always the prettiest one out of all the girls and I never thought she was fat (again, I figured she was covered up because she was a bible-thumper).
Yeah she was bullied at school, too. She was bulimic in her her first year of marriage lol
 

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Lmaooo!! You know that one is in the works! I would love for them to do Family Matters next, but can you imagine what the Lifetime unauthorized story of THE COSBY SHOW would be like? :dead:

Now I could see them doing The Cosby Show story and I ain't even gonna lie...I would watch!! I don't know if I want them to touch The Golden Girls. I'm not ready for the tea but I know there's plenty waiting to be poured out there on them and that show. I love those old gals too much!!
 

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Yeah she was bullied at school, too. She was bulimic in her her first year of marriage lol

Damn, I never knew that. I remember reading (on here probably) that she had body issues back then, but I always thought she looked good on the show. She was never stick thin but always a normal healthy weight.
 

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The actress who played Candace/DJ looks and talks like she's slow


I felt bad thinking that but she did look a little special needs. And she had a lisp. My sister and I thought she looked a kind of like the girl who played Jan Brady in the Brandy Bunch movie. LOL
 

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I enjoyed it. I dont know why the movie continued for 10 minutes after the show got cancelled. We did not need to see 2 years later.
 

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About my post on Candace and her issues, I didn't meant the "lol" part at the end of the sentence. :quiet 512x512:
 

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[video=youtube;2tTlHyjpnuo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tTlHyjpnuo[/video]
 

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All of these people are ugly as sh!t. Even the kids. Jesus. And yes, I'm just watching. *cleaning out my dvr*
 

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People in this thread is hypocritical and disgusting. How yall gone call Bob saget a weirdos and whatever else yall called him but yall don't mind talking about children? I'm assuming it's people in their 20s & 30s calling 10 year olds ugly. Talk about projection & insecurity...

What's up with the olsen hate on this site? Those girl mind their business and is unproblematic. Smh...

anyway, watching the "Behind the scenes"...notice how they didn't talk about how one of those olsen twins was accused of being a drug dealer or handler..something like that, the one that was found with Heath L
Why would they talk about that when Heath Ledger has nothing to do with full house and the twins was 8 years old when it ended? Mary Kate already cleared her name when it came to that situations. Smh.
 

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