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Man has xes with Sunday roast chicken - but wife sticks by him

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"For most wives, the sight of their beloved balls deep in the Sunday roast chicken..."

I am too done. But from looking at her this story makes perfect sense.
 

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So many questions....Did he use Cristo?. Was it finger licking good? I guess he's a leg man rather than a breast one.
 

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Sometimes I have so much faith in LSA.

Then sh!t like this appears and makes me wonder why the fµck don't I go outside more.
 

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What in the old McDonald had a farm who sodomizes dead uncooked chickens type thread did I just walk into?

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This sh!t better be fake. That man looks like the type to defile his own dinner but I'm in denial for the time being.
 

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We need to protect these poor animals from white men. They have been violated enough. #ChickenLivesMatter

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He looks just like that raw chicken. He probably thought it was a relative.
 

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In a way, i'm thinking this is made up..

But by looking at the couple? It wouldn't surprise me one bit, if it were real..

Not at all..
 

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So they ran to the news with this story why??? N the journalist thought this story was a good idea why???
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Disgusting and vile. But, she's not fooling anybody. Looking at her nobody else is going to want her hence the reason she stayed with this nasty pervert.

And who in the hell runs to the media with this type of mess anydamnway?
 

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She's about to start strictly cooking cavityless meat. If she catches him trying it with the pork chops they will go vegan.
 

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Disgusting and vile. But, she's not fooling anybody. Looking at her nobody else is going to want her hence the reason she stayed with this nasty pervert.

And who in the hell runs to the media with this type of mess anydamnway?



Yeah,its like he'd rather stick his 'lil pale dack up a raw chicken's ass then deal with "HER" side of pork.

That picture, she smiling n holding onto him for dear life..like she proud and sh!t...WTF???

Its not the kind of thing i'd amit to,let alone have my picture taken for the world to see.

Yall, i feel like i'm in a permanent twilight zone.
 

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Can you imagine? She'll be all texting him when he's at the grocery store wondering if he's getting off in the poultry department, spending too much time there.
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