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Today was my first time getting a Pap smear and the pain was too much for me, I had to tell the doctor to stop. I couldn't finish the exam, felt like she was trying to spilt me in two and ram a truck in me. I wanted to knock her out.:pissed-off: Anyone else have issues going to the GYN? I think I won't be returning...lol
 

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You must return, it's important for women to get these things done. Maybe try a new doctor, the first time is always hardest then it just gets uncomfortable. Oh I hate going too!
 

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man i never even got one but once i was getting swabbed and i swear i told the dimwit i was a virgin and she insisted on shoving this qtip up my cooter. i was ready to fight. i need to get a pap smear but ion wanna
 

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Better get use to it you'll be doing it for the rest of your life (if you want to stay healthy)
 

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You have to relax. It's uncomfortable for everyone, but it's a necessity. It only takes 10 seconds. Every woman that is xesually active or over the age of 21 should get it once every 2 years or annually. I get mine done once a year because I like to be sure.
 

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sh!t got real the first time I felt those metal clamps. I almost felt offended. Damn decrepit ass doctor had the thickest snagage-like fingers too.
 

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The only horror I experienced was them finding something abnormal, which caused me to have a transvaginal ultrasound performed. They were all up in my uterus. It was so uncomfortable.
 

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15, still a virgin. Foster mom forced me to go to the obgyn because she thought I was sleeping around. The doctor couldnt fit a speculum in there (obviously), but she was so SURE that my degenerate self must be sleeping around and she kept trying to ram it up there. I was crying, and I jumped up off the table, got dressed, and ran to the parking lot. The doctor actually chased me out to the parking lot yelling for me to get back inside. She was really mad for some reason... it was the weirdest sh!t!

I wouldn't let her finish the exam, so she forced me to take some birth control pills home. If I had known any better, I would've filed a lawsuit.
 

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i always have to take a muscle relaxant before i get one.
 

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Today was my first time getting a Pap smear and the pain was too much for me, I had to tell the doctor to stop. I couldn't finish the exam, felt like she was trying to spilt me in two and ram a truck in me. I wanted to knock her out.:pissed-off: Anyone else have issues going to the GYN? I think I won't be returning...lol

If ya don't mind me asking... You're how old (generally)?
 

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If ya don't mind me asking... You're how old (generally)?

25, I have been avoiding them for years lmao. I'll probably make another appointment soon. My vag was just not having it today. lol
 

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Kathy-Griffin-receives-a-public-pap-smear.jpg

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A good doctor should have different size speculums. As my first gyno said, "I've got small ones for young girls like you *holds up small device*. Then I've got these for some of the older girls who've had several children. *holds up something that looked like a farm tool*" :rotfl: If you know what's good for you, you will be getting your pelvic exams regularly.
 

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You can ask for a smaller speculum than the one normally used. You just have to breath deep and try to relax. Poor baby; you'll get used to it.
 

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I always feel like getting drunk before I go and stress about it weeks before but then it takes five seconds and I feel like I worked myself up over nothing.

Just be thankful it is not a vaginal sonogram. Lol.
 

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Omg jus thinkin about having to get one of those makes my cervix cringe. I HATE pap smears I swear the SHxT we have to go thru as women, if the bible's for real then Eve really f#*ked it up for us didn't she! N I hate when ppl try to compare it to a penis. It's so not the same thing!
 

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When i was young and went for the first time, i was 18 and about to go to college i had a male doctor.

he sid for someone so skinny i had really nice looking..lips and he commented about them throughout the exam..i felt horrible. he kept saying things and licking his lips..i ran out of his office.

i just recently told my mom and she had a fit. if i was the person that i am now, he would not be practicing medicine at all.

i went recently and that doctor disregarded my concern and questions. no i have to go again because i wasn't satisfied with his answers.
 

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I don't have any horror stories. But it's only uncomfortable for less than 30 seconds.

Now what I didn't like was my gyn using her fingers(shudders) to check around for cysts.
And the transvaginal wand is basically a damn dildo.

So I can handle the pap smear swab these days after the rest.
 

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When i was young and went for the first time, i was 18 and about to go to college i had a male doctor.
he sid for someone so skinny i had really nice looking..lips and he commented about them throughout the exam..i felt horrible. he kept saying things and licking his lips..i ran out of his office.

i just recently told my mom and she had a fit. if i was the person that i am now, he would not be practicing medicine at all.

i went recently and that doctor disregarded my concern and questions. no i have to go again because i wasn't satisfied with his answers.

Reputuable male obgyn doctors always have a female nurse(or medical assistant) staring directly at your vag during their examination. Or at least my old my doctor did. Told me straight up when I first started, "Once you remove your clothes, I will not be in here alone with you".

You need to find a new GYN. But my male gyn was referred to me by my aunt. So maybe find who your mother or aunts go to.
 

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No big deal to me. I've been having them done since HS after my mama found out...........
 

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That Kathy griffin pic is givin me death. Some things should not be captured for the world to see:smirk:

I would normally agree, but it was for a great cause. :laugh:
I also think that episode of her show was nominated for an Emmy.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cKlIdLBlcM]Kathy Griffin - My Life on the D List - Episode 6x06 Part 5/5 - YouTube[/ame]
 

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I'm 25 and ill get one on e I lose my v card. I don't give a sh it. People in the olden days got along just fine without them.
 

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When I get a pap my doctor usually checks my boobies too while I'm laying down. It's kinda weird cuz I always wonder ...
 

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I just hate when the Dr doesnt know wtf they are doing. Men are more gentle. I hate female doctors. I wanna fµck my dr up for some sh!t she said to me 2 weeks ago. M changing doctors though. Dumb hoe.
 

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Relax mama and it'll be over before you know it. If you can't handle a pap smear, don't ever get pregnant then because they violate your whole reproductive system and that sh!t is truly uncomfortable.
 

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Mine did too. I kinda liked it....and she was hot. :neutral:


Lol I can't say the same thing mine had a slight crosseye goin on and a lisp. She was nice though , however I did have to fire her as my Dr cuz I felt she was dismissing my concerns too often. That's how doctors end up in malpractice/ negligence cases.
 

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I just hate when the Dr doesnt know wtf they are doing. Men are more gentle. I hate female doctors. I wanna fµck my dr up for some sh!t she said to me 2 weeks ago. M changing doctors though. Dumb hoe.

Are they? I felt I would be more comfortable with a woman but the doctor I had today was a woman and still was tense LOL. I guess it doesn't matter the gender.
 

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some of yall lying talkin about yall virgins :disdain:

OP want me to be your doc ?

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I don't like going to get them cause they hurt cause im suffering from a condition where I have to use vaginal dilators, so I went in January and the doctor had a problem cause I couldn't relax my muscles it took forever but it got done. One time I had like 6 obgyn students in the room while I was getting an exam I was pissed
 

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I'm 25 and ill get one on e I lose my v card. I don't give a sh it. People in the olden days got along just fine without them.

If you consider dying from cervical cancer, "doing just fine", I'm sure you're right... :struggle:

The discomfort is temporary compared to the pain of dealing with cancer, hon.
 
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Relax mama and it'll be over before you know it. If you can't handle a pap smear, don't ever get pregnant then because they violate your whole reproductive system and that sh!t is truly uncomfortable.

So true! By the time you have a baby everyone but the janitor would have seen up your behind. The keyword is to relax it it wont feel as bad and my gyno warms up the tool first. I have had a vaginal ultrasound as well and it wasnt that bad I relaxed and was fine.
 

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