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Pastor who Heals people by Farting on their Faces, claims he farts the Holy Spirit
Remember the story of the pastor who claimed to heal people by farting on their faces, early this year, of the "SevenFold Holy Spirit Ministries" in Limpopo. The pastor goes by the name of Chris Penelope, a self proclaimed Man of God. Pastor Penelope was photographed sitting on his church members face and allegedly farting on him. The pastor claims to heal people by farting on their heads/nostrils in order to release the Holy Spirit to the members.
Furthermore, he states that the farts are anointed and instantly perform miracles. Earlier this year, it was reported that dozens of businesses people were all over the church patiently waiting to receive the Holly fart on their mouths, so that it could help their businesses proper and hopefully become rich. "They say longe queues are the order of the day as people line up to receive their blessings through his anointed carbon-monoxide germinating from his butt which is believed to be a special bowl of wealth and great things.
Some business people wait two months queuing for this man to fart on their nostrils so that they may start winning tenders again. Most of the people pay a lot to collect the farting aroma on containers to always smell when they attend businesses meetings and deals", an ex member testified. Other people/members of the church have also agreed, praising the pastor for being the reason behind his members expensive cars and houses.
However, a few were shocked by such performances and decided to leave the church, as they claimed that was not something they'll ever sign up for. Additionally, further accusing the pastor for worship the wrong God.
Pastor who Heals people by Farting on their Faces, claims he farts the Holly Spirit
Remember the story of the pastor who claimed to heal people by farting on their faces, early this year, of the "SevenFold Holy Spirit Ministries" in Limpopo. The pastor goes by the name of Chris Penelope, a self proclaimed Man of God. Pastor Penelope was photographed sitting on his church members face and allegedly farting on him. The pastor claims to heal people by farting on their heads/nostrils in order to release the Holy Spirit to the members.
Furthermore, he states that the farts are anointed and instantly perform miracles. Earlier this year, it was reported that dozens of businesses people were all over the church patiently waiting to receive the Holly fart on their mouths, so that it could help their businesses proper and hopefully become rich. "They say longe queues are the order of the day as people line up to receive their blessings through his anointed carbon-monoxide germinating from his butt which is believed to be a special bowl of wealth and great things.
Some business people wait two months queuing for this man to fart on their nostrils so that they may start winning tenders again. Most of the people pay a lot to collect the farting aroma on containers to always smell when they attend businesses meetings and deals", an ex member testified. Other people/members of the church have also agreed, praising the pastor for being the reason behind his members expensive cars and houses.
However, a few were shocked by such performances and decided to leave the church, as they claimed that was not something they'll ever sign up for. Additionally, further accusing the pastor for worship the wrong God.
Pastor who Heals people by Farting on their Faces, claims he farts the Holly Spirit