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I think everyone that's eligible should apply. I applied for my business and the process when very smoothly. Also you should not discourage people from applying for the loan if the banks and the SBA determines they are eligible then they have every right to use the money.
 

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Why are you assuming the people that are learning about this have illegal intent when in fact most were mislead into thinking they were ineligible (hence why they never attempted along with the folks bold enough to engage in nefarious activities), when they are actually the persons who should have been applying while some of these States mislead, misinformed and kept the help from those who were truly deserving?


These videos ain't it. Just the question asking if a "new" business should get PPP money, is already lost. The SBA rules and guidelines were clear. Only businesses that were established and running in 2019 that can show a loss of profit are eligible. The Feds have, and will continue to bust people for misusing and misappropriation of money.



Trying to find language to circumvent that isn't good bc they won't do that.

As I have said previously, anyone who takes even a dime of that money better make sure they are right with every US agency, bc as soon as you touch the pot, you are under their power.

But, whatever. Obvious federal money traps were never my thing anyway. To each his/her own
 

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It sad that it happens a lot in this forum. I suspect blackface. To automatically have such a negative view of black people and to assume we only succeed when we scam is wrong and sad and a white centered perspective. That font belittles, degrades and discourages under the guise of "help" it's truly disgusting.

I hope people ignore it and watch the videos. If one person learns that they qualify then it's actual help vs what she offers.


I'm definitely black. Just not desperate and willing to lead other desperate people astray ;). Y'all just get mad at good council.

But if everyone is on the up and up, drop those business tags so I can support your business ;).

All y'all do is talk about what you deserve. Uncle Sam dgaf about that, but whatever. I'm waiting on those businesses to support ;)
 

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I'm definitely black. Just not desperate and willing to lead other desperate people astray ;). Y'all just get mad at good council.

But if everyone is on the up and up, drop those business tags so I can support your business ;).

All y'all do is talk about what you deserve. Uncle Sam dgaf about that, but whatever. I'm waiting on those businesses to support ;)
You are not good council. You are negative and have been asked to leave this thread. You have nothing of value to add. Every post you degrade the black people on this site. We are scammers or desperate in your eyes. If you truly are black (which I doubt) your perspective of us is horrible and you should seek help.
 

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I work in tech but I have had a smallish online business for the past couple of years. I actually wanted to discuss if any owners had applied and been approved but I see this isn’t he space for that. Any closed groups for small biz owners on here?
 

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I work in tech but I have had a smallish online business for the past couple of years. I actually wanted to discuss if any owners had applied and been approved but I see this isn’t he space for that. Any closed groups for small biz owners on here?
I dont know of one but id love one as well. If it helps I know several small businesses that applied and got it. I know there is a troll in this thread but the rest of us try to be helpful maybe someone else with info will come along
 

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I dont know of one but id love one as well. If it helps I know several small businesses that applied and got it. I know there is a troll in this thread but the rest of us try to be helpful maybe someone else with info will come along

Thank you, I already applied, have been approved and signed my closing docs, just waiting on funding.

I know there are MANY people who have side hustles who didn’t know they qualified (I wish someone told me my little LLC with no employees was eligible last time!) and it would be so nice if we could share information and support each other.

Hopefully if there is such a group someone will see this and let us in lol.
 

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You are not good council. You are negative and have been asked to leave this thread. You have nothing of value to add. Every post you degrade the black people on this site. We are scammers or desperate in your eyes. If you truly are black (which I doubt) your perspective of us is horrible and you should seek help.


No I don't. And I didn't specifically call y'all scammers. You took it that way because....well you know why lol.

My perspective was again and had been, if you good you good. If you trying to make up reasons to get this money...you are not.

If any feel like a scammer then....I don't know what to tell you.

I'm offering to support your businesses, yet I'm negative? Ok girl. I hear you.

What I won't be doing is leaving any thread that I get a response from until I feel like it. :LOL:

Keep your head up, and keep your paperwork right (y)
 

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No I don't. And I didn't specifically call y'all scammers. You took it that way because....well you know why lol.

My perspective was again and had been, if you good you good. If you trying to make up reasons to get this money...you are not.

If any feel like a scammer then....I don't know what to tell you.

I'm offering to support your businesses, yet I'm negative? Ok girl. I hear you.

What I won't be doing is leaving any thread that I get a response from until I feel like it. :LOL:

Keep your head up, and keep your paperwork right (y)
You are negative and take pleasure in degrading black people. Deny it all you want your actions speak louder than your words.
You assume people are making up reasons why they would get money. No where in the videos or this thread is that brought up by anyone but you.
Get help.
 

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You are negative and take pleasure in degrading black people. Deny it all you want your actions speak louder than your words.
You assume people are making up reasons why they would get money. No where in the videos or this thread is that brought up by anyone but you.
Get help.

Help yourself and keep your reciepts, dear (y). Again you mad bc I did what...warn people? I didn't say anything about black people specifically, but a hit dog does holler...you know lol. I just warned Scammers who come in all colors. Check ya self boo. I never said anything specifically about black people.

As well you are still invited to drop that business name so I can support you hon (y). Or continue to be mad and accuse me of being anti black bc of what YOU said lollllllll. Again, I never said anything specifically about black people. That's just in your head.

Drop ya business IG and FB or website so I can support your legit business dear(y)
 

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Help yourself and keep your reciepts, dear (y). Again you mad bc I did what...warn people? I didn't say anything about black people specifically, but a hit dog does holler...you know lol. I just warned Scammers who come in all colors. Check ya self boo. I never said anything specifically about black people.

As well you are still invited to drop that business name so I can support you hon (y). Or continue to be mad and accuse me of being anti black bc of what YOU said lollllllll. Again, I never said anything specifically about black people. That's just in your head.

Drop ya business IG and FB or website so I can support your legit business dear(y)
I don't need your support for my 6 year old business nor is that something I would do in my field. I dont even have a IG or FB but I can see you are just used to people selling eyelashes or hair and now I recognize that's where your "advice" comes from.
You have done nothing but bring negativity to a thread for black people on a site that is predominately black. You want people not to scam therefore you are assuming that is what they would use this information for or the only reason they would want it. Again your actions speak louder than your words. Your perspective of black people, black business owners, and the black people using this site screams from your posts. Maybe you are so concerned with scamming because that's your hustle but we are not hustlers and scammers here. That's you, your world and the people you surround yourself with, stop projecting it onto others.
 

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Yeah they qualified me for $13k... I run a seasonal Christmas store (so my income is inflated from October- December) and through the year I dropship fine art gicleé and stage apartments.

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Turbo Tax sent me an email saying they opened up a second round on December 27th and I jumped on it the minute they sent me the email.

They give you 2.5x your monthly income.

85% has to go to payroll to get it forgiven so all you have to do is pay yourself. I invoice myself in Quickenbooks.

ETA: Current turn around is 7- 10 business days, depending on your lender. But all your lender does is act as a third party to the SBA so there is no real liability should someone default and you shouldn’t. The government is paying out the principle of the loans anyway through the forgiveness portion.

And make sure your Federal income tax reflects your earnings and you should be straight. PAY YOUR TAXES. And, no, you do not have to report your PPP unless they send you a form. But this year they are also doing a deferral on a percentage of your taxes. I got mine deferred for 50%.

It’s a super easy process. This is my second round, although they criminally undervalued me the first time, plus I did it at the last minute because I did not understand the program so funds were limited. They only gave me $5k last year.
How do you invoice yourself?
 

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Yeah they qualified me for $13k... I run a seasonal Christmas store (so my income is inflated from October- December) and through the year I dropship fine art gicleé and stage apartments.

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Turbo Tax sent me an email saying they opened up a second round on December 27th and I jumped on it the minute they sent me the email.

They give you 2.5x your monthly income.

85% has to go to payroll to get it forgiven so all you have to do is pay yourself. I invoice myself in Quickenbooks.

ETA: Current turn around is 7- 10 business days, depending on your lender. But all your lender does is act as a third party to the SBA so there is no real liability should someone default and you shouldn’t. The government is paying out the principle of the loans anyway through the forgiveness portion.

When you say you invoice yourself, you literally set up an invoice and put your details on it? Or are you on payroll? Do you have a salary? Setup as LLC or s-Corp? Just asking for clarity because I’m waiting to see if my PPP was approved. I want to make sure I pay myself the right way with this loan and get it forgiven
 

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For all Be careful. They are not playing around. And the IRS better know your name previously if you want to do this. The affidavits don't lie.


The PPP is literally a way to put greedy POOR people under a federal agency's watch. the big companies will pay those lawyers and pay the government restitution to get out of charges. That will not happen to the average person. Trust and believe that.

People did this sh!t and still getting caught. I'm just trying to tell y'all.

Ask yourself. Why would the US government release information on The "small" loans for the general public?!


Google: arnold porter ppp fraud and scroll through the cases if you don't believe me.
If y’all get this money, please make sure y’all pay the taxes on the money YOU SAID YOU MADE on the application(s). This is going to come back to haunt so many people who think it’s free money, don’t have legitimate businesses, and don’t pay their taxes in what they say they made.
 

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If y’all get this money, please make sure y’all pay the taxes on the money YOU SAID YOU MADE on the application(s). This is going to come back to haunt so many people who think it’s free money, don’t have legitimate businesses, and don’t pay their taxes in what they say they made.

This thread don't want to hear it lol.its funny that the Department of Justice just made(March 29 or 31st is when the memo went out) prosecuting these cases their absolute TOP priority, so as I have said and plead with people before.....MAKE SURE YOUR PAPERWORK and business are legit.

They are going after intential and uninential violaters with the same fury.

The US government will not acknowledge or respond to Covid again, so they need a scape goat. Something to distract the masses from the fact that people are still dying by the hundreds, Daily. This is perfect because it was a poor or greedy or stupid man's suicide noose. The Feds get to replenish the prison workforce with people that most american's won't pity or campaign for to get out of jail lol.

As I've said before, if you took this money and have any doubts, seek legal counsel.... NOW
 

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Since when is the IRS concerned with poor people's I.O.U? I dont know if its ego or a misunderstanding but the FEDS dgaf about you waving your sorry little 20s in an IG post. People scared cause they own the IRS a couple hundreds.. I'm like, you. are. not. of their. concern. Now owe them around the 500,000 mark and then maybe then you'll get a notice. They go after mafia/ hedgefund/ poker rat money. Not the little "bag" you got one time and you now think you big pimpin.

And people out here getting thousands in covid loans who will long be dead before they have to pay it all back. I know people with $50/ mo payments.

Some of y'all aint living to see 2050 so go 'head and start building that wealth up and nevermind the simpletons


Yeah, you probably didn't mean it like that but considering innocent precautions taking people are dying from covid this post has a double meaning that's kinda off putting
 

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Did y’all get y’all ppp loan lmao
Yeah my accountant set mine up but I think they still have funding. They lady I posted in the OP has a lot more videos if you are trying to do it yourself but I think the funds are low so you need to hurry.
 

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