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Rappers as NFL QBs: Kendrick is Aaron Rodgers, Drake is Tom Brady, Lil Uzi is Patrick Mahomes

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So the Big Sean/ Stafford one didn't have to be so accurate..same with Wale and Cam..

I majorly disagree on Drew Brees and Future..a better comparison would be like Nas....GOATs who have doubters but always consistent

Cole is not Russell lol...Russell is more like Master P..did everythin on his own

But why is Yo Gotti relavent enough to make this list
 

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So the Big Sean/ Stafford one didn't have to be so accurate..same with Wale and Cam..

I majorly disagree on Drew Brees and Future..a better comparison would be like Nas....GOATs who have doubters but always consistent

Cole is not Russell lol...Russell is more like Master P..did everythin on his own

But why is Yo Gotti relavent enough to make this list

The way they did Dababy was brutal. "The jig is almost up" :ROFLMAO:

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Tom is Jay. From the success, to people calling his old ass to hang it up, to the consistent output as a senior citizen, to the more successful, more glamorous wife.


Some of these were spot on, but some really didn't fit at all. Kendrick has yet to miss, while A-Rod only got one ring. If LilyPat had a few more years in the league, he could be Kenny.

Lol at Dack being to irrelevant to make the list. :ROFLMAO:
 

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So the Big Sean/ Stafford one didn't have to be so accurate..same with Wale and Cam..

I majorly disagree on Drew Brees and Future..a better comparison would be like Nas....GOATs who have doubters but always consistent

Cole is not Russell lol...Russell is more like Master P..did everythin on his own

But why is Yo Gotti relavent enough to make this list
As a fan of both Wale and Cam (well his on-field activities), that one hit too close to home. :cry:
 

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As a fan of both Wale and Cam (well his on-field activities), that one hit too close to home. :cry:

:sob::sob::sob: And both had promising starts..Cam MVP and went to the Super Bowl in his 4th season..Wale had hugge industry co-signs..Rick Ross...Jay..had fuggin Lady Gaga on his first single..then crickets:unsure::unsure::unsure:
 

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Tom is Jay. From the success, to people calling his old ass to hang it up, to the consistent output as a senior citizen, to the more successful, more glamorous wife.


Some of these were spot on, but some really didn't fit at all. Kendrick has yet to miss, while A-Rod only got one ring. If LilyPat had a few more years in the league, he could be Kenny.

Lol at Dack being to irrelevant to make the list. :ROFLMAO:

!! Drake didn't fit Tom..agreed...

OO maybe Drake is Matty Ice..like consistent as hell..won't "wow" you..has an all star cast that makes him look better than he is..

Or he's Drew Brees...he's def an NFC South QB
 

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!! Drake didn't fit Tom..agreed...

OO maybe Drake is Matty Ice..like consistent as hell..won't "wow" you..has an all star cast that makes him look better than he is..

Or he's Drew Brees...he's def an NFC South QB


He's Brees. Got all the stats, but only really hit once.
 

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If you knew how much it hurt writing this. :(


DMX = Ryan Leaf?

NOOOO LOL...

I canna..Leaf was a scrub..Leaf is like Sikk The Shocker or Timbo when he raps LOL

DMX is like RG3..had crazy hype..met the hype but his hype overshadowed him...both are still around and still have believers but won't match his peak again
 

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NOOOO LOL...

I canna..Leaf was a scrub..Leaf is like Sikk The Shocker or Timbo when he raps LOL

DMX is like RG3..had crazy hype..met the hype but his hype overshadowed him...both are still around and still have believers but won't match his peak again


Hear me out!

Young X = College Ryan.

And then they got in their own way... :struggle

Or maybe If not Ryan, then Mike Vick.

RG3 = Kudi? Lupe?


Who is Kanye? Near flawless run for a while and then his crazy took over... :no2
 

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Made. Me. Cackle!!!!



Matty Ice is Logic. Not as good as he thinks he is

LOL nooo Logic has had several flubs while Matt is just consistently Matt..

I actually put Cole as Ice..consistent but never flashy yet somehow makes everyone's top 10 list every year

Logic is like...damn..I wanna say Kapernick since they both haven't done anything great in years and people hold onto comeback hope and both left the game to pursue outside interests
 

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If Saweetie is Sanchez, Iggy is Daniel Jones. Skating by on their whiteness alone... :struggle


Have we figured out who Dak is? He's the guy who's good as a featured artist, but his solo work is just ok...

Ty Dolla $ign :sneaky:
 

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Hear me out!

Young X = College Ryan.

And then they got in their own way... :struggle

Or maybe If not Ryan, then Mike Vick.

RG3 = Kudi? Lupe?


Who is Kanye? Near flawless run for a while and then his crazy took over... :no2

DMX as Mike Vick is SPOT ON dogs and all :joy::joy::joy:

Kanye is like...ooo that's tough ok..I'm hearing Jay Cutler...both MEGA talented but held back by their teams (Jay Z didn't want Ye to rap)

And who is Payton Manning? A legend but never came through when it counted
 

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damn, not to be that guy...I mean girl lol; but where the you know women at(n):sneaky:

I've got too much respect for most female rappers to be comparing them to some of these raggedy QBs but.....if I had to pick one, Mahomes is a less cool version of Missy. Always brings the magic no matter what
 

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If Saweetie is Sanchez, Iggy is Daniel Jones. Skating by on their whiteness alone... :struggle


Have we figured out who Dak is? He's the guy who's good as a featured artist, but his solo work is just ok...

Dak is either Megan or City Girls...I'm feelin him as Meg because both have not had their legit debut yet even tho they been in the game for a minute
 

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DMX as Mike Vick is SPOT ON dogs and all :joy::joy::joy:

Kanye is like...ooo that's tough ok..I'm hearing Jay Cutler...both MEGA talented but held back by their teams (Jay Z didn't want Ye to rap)

And who is Payton Manning? A legend but never came through when it counted

Q-Tip

This is fun :LOL:
 

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I've got too much respect for most female rappers to be comparing them to some of these raggedy QBs but.....if I had to pick one, Mahomes is a less cool version of Missy. Always brings the magic no matter what

Nah you right lol, im tryna think what sport can they be compared to...Welp in conclusion guess this is suitable for men. Let me see myself out

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DMX as Mike Vick is SPOT ON dogs and all :joy::joy::joy:

Kanye is like...ooo that's tough ok..I'm hearing Jay Cutler...both MEGA talented but held back by their teams (Jay Z didn't want Ye to rap)

And who is Payton Manning? A legend but never came through when it counted


Payton = Eminem? He has the numbers, the accolades, but only a couple legit classics.



Dak is either Megan or City Girls...I'm feelin him as Meg because both have not had their legit debut yet even tho they been in the game for a minute

Nah. Meg created a whole movement without an album out. Dak is too boring and safe.

Dak could be Logic tbh.
 

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