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Rappers as NFL QBs: Kendrick is Aaron Rodgers, Drake is Tom Brady, Lil Uzi is Patrick Mahomes

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This was a cute idea! I can’t say I agree with all of them but it’s an interesting read.

not gonna lie I have no clue who some of the rappers especially the non-melanated ones. Who the heck is the White boy with the curly hair? They just letting any one be a rapper I guess.
 

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This was a cute idea! I can’t say I agree with all of them but it’s an interesting read.

not gonna lie I have no clue who some of the rappers especially the non-melanated ones. Who the heck is the White boy with the curly hair? They just letting any one be a rapper I guess.
jack harlow, he just got hot recently. did a remix to his most popular song with dababy, lil wayne, & he who should not be named (tory).

 

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LOL nooo Logic has had several flubs while Matt is just consistently Matt..

I actually put Cole as Ice..consistent but never flashy yet somehow makes everyone's top 10 list every year

Logic is like...damn..I wanna say Kapernick since they both haven't done anything great in years and people hold onto comeback hope and both left the game to pursue outside interests

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jack harlow, he just got hot recently. did a remix to his most popular song with dababy, lil wayne, & he who should not be named (tory).



thank you! I’ve never heard this song or of that little boy. Seriously the only white rappers I can name with supreme confidence are Eminem and Paul Wall :cry:. Like if you ask me to name 5 white rappers I’ll say Eminem, Slim Shady, Marshall Mathers, B Rabbit and Paul Wall.
 

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thank you! I’ve never heard this song or of that little boy. Seriously the only white rappers I can name with supreme confidence are Eminem and Paul Wall :cry:. Like if you ask me to name 5 white rappers I’ll say Eminem, Slim Shady, Marshall Mathers, B Rabbit and Paul Wall.
you're not missing out lol. only white rappers i know are mac miller, eminem, & paul wall
 

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Payton = Eminem? He has the numbers, the accolades, but only a couple legit classics.





Nah. Meg created a whole movement without an album out. Dak is too boring and safe.

Dak could be Logic tbh.

LOL Daffy Dak is not Logic..I feel like @Princess Jazzy defending him

Just realized..what you think of Cole being Romo?

I'm 50/50 on Em and Payton..I'm thinking EM as like a throwback QB like Joe Montana..both have amazing highs..regarded as one of the GOATS but younger players/artists will surpass them..doesn't negate their talent
 

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LOL Daffy Dak is not Logic..I feel like @Princess Jazzy defending him

Just realized..what you think of Cole being Romo?

I'm 50/50 on Em and Payton..I'm thinking EM as like a throwback QB like Joe Montana..both have amazing highs..regarded as one of the GOATS but younger players/artists will surpass them..doesn't negate their talent


Cole doesn't have an ounce of Romo's personality. And Romo doesn't have Cole's skill. All the knowledge, but couldn't convert...

Dak = Big Boi?
 

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You must’ve forgot that I will fight you. You need your ass whooped for this thread.

Have we figured out who Dak is? He's the guy who's good as a featured artist, but his solo work is just ok...

Don’t play with me. You can get this too.
 

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I've got too much respect for most female rappers to be comparing them to some of these raggedy QBs but.....if I had to pick one, Mahomes is a less cool version of Missy. Always brings the magic no matter what

Don’t insult Missy like that. She’s a living fµck!ng legend. Kermit is...a bum ass frog.


Just realized..what you think of Cole being Romo?

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Nah. More like the female Nick Cannon. Lots of money. No talent in the game. Or maybe she’s Doja Cat. A white man’s b!tch.
 

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I didn't leave out Dak and I didn't put City Girls on him. Lmao

He’s more like a relevant, undrugged up Wayne that takes showers. He has so much skill, so much hot sh!t to release, but his label is fµck!ng him over and won’t run him the ends he deserves.
 
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Wentz is Lil Mama during Jay and Alicia’s performance. Just an overall embarrassment.

And Eli is Ja Rule. He seemed so great at one time, but looking back no one really knows why. He’s lame AF.
 

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Why you say this? You know @Princess Jazzy gon come for young Jalen.:disdain

The thing is...Jalen doesn’t even qualify to be in the conversation. This thread is about QB’s that have been or are STARTERS in the league. At this point, her bobble head boo is just a no name member in the entourage that hangs out in the studio with fake chains on hoping girls notice him just because he’s friends with a star.
 

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