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Remember When Charlie Sheen Came For Keanu Reeves?

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"I mean, how does fµck!ng Francis Ford Coppola, one of the greatest filmmakers of our time, see Keanu Reeves's work, see what we've all seen, and say, 'That's what I want in my movie'? How does Bertolucci see that and say, 'That's my guy'? Emilio and I sit around and just scratch our fµck!ng heads, thinking, 'How did this guy get in?' I mean, what the fµck? How does Keanu work with Coppola and Bertolucci and I don't get a shot at that, know what I'm saying?

http://movieline.com/1994/09/01/charlies-devils/2/

Fast forward over 20 years ago and Keanu is looking as fresh as a daisy while Carlos is living the existence of an ashy baboon testicle.

(On another note, I miss the days when Movieline Magazine was the main source for quotable celebrity messiness.)
 

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I'm so glad that the greats saw something in Keanu and not Charlie. Keanu continues to put out work that people want to see and even had a documentary that was pretty well reviewed. Not to mention people have nothing but good things to say about him as a person. I'm guessing because he wasn't out chasing hookers and doing blow that Charlie couldn't see his greatness lol
 

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how is keanu doing? i remember a font saying within the last couple years, he lost his mom, sister and fiance and was seriously depressed, which is why we hadn't seen many movies from him.
 

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What an ass. As if Charlie is some great actor?!

By all accounts, Keanu is a genuinely good person. Seriously, I've never heard a single bad story about him. I'll take that over Charlie Sheen any day.
 

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FYI, Carlos and Keanu are exactly a year and a day apart (Keanu born in September 2, 1964 and Carlos born in September 3, 1965.

Keanu at the premiere of his movie last year
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Carlos #winning last year
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I despise Charlie Sheen but he did have a point. Keanu acting is/was terrible but he got by on his exotic looks and help from David Geffen. I watched Dracula for the first time and I was like WTF? He was the worst thing about the film. It was like watching a L.A. surfer dude playing someone in Victoria times. Someone like River phoenix would have been perfect for that role. Charlie Sheen is a crap actor too with zero range.
 

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Keanu seem like a sweetheart I never heard a bad thing about him at all and I will always choose Keanu over Charlie Sheen and that will never change .
 

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I despise Charlie Sheen but he did have a point. Keanu acting is/was terrible but he got by on his exotic looks and help from David Geffen. I watched Dracula for the first time and I was like WTF? He was the worst thing about the film. It was like watching a L.A. surfer dude playing someone in Victoria times. Someone like River phoenix would have been perfect for that role. Charlie Sheen is a crap actor too with zero range.
He's not much of an actor, but he seems likeable and is very generous (of what I heard) which counts for something. Charlie has always seemed 'off'
 

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He's not much of an actor, but he seems likeable and is very generous (of what I heard) which counts for something. Charlie has always seemed 'off'

Yes I've always heard that Keanu is a nice guy. I just never gravitated to him as a actor. I do understand his appeal. Charlie never did nothing for me. I always found him to be smug and always gave off douche vibes.
 

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This ugly has-been can stay mad. At least my fave isn't out infecting hundreds of people after contracting a disease for being a drug addicted hoe. Bye ho.
 

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FYI, Carlos and Keanu are exactly a year and a day apart (Keanu born in September 2, 1964 and Carlos born in September 3, 1965.

Keanu at the premiere of his movie last year
keanu-reeves-knock-knock-trailer-11.jpg


Carlos #winning last year
Charlie-Sheen-2016.jpg
Well when you put it like that. lol
 

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FYI, Carlos and Keanu are exactly a year and a day apart (Keanu born in September 2, 1964 and Carlos born in September 3, 1965.

Keanu at the premiere of his movie last year
keanu-reeves-knock-knock-trailer-11.jpg


Carlos #winning last year
Charlie-Sheen-2016.jpg


Can it also be noted that Keanu is swollen and blotchy because he had been traveling and working nonstop and Sheen is wearing makeup and still can't come close :disdain:

Keanu is too underrated about his talent. He is a good actor.

Charlie is acting like he and Emilio are Martin! :disdain:
 

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I'm so glad that the greats saw something in Keanu and not Charlie. Keanu continues to put out work that people want to see and even had a documentary that was pretty well reviewed.

What's it called?

I'm sure Emilio didn't appreciate having his name drug into this.
 

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how can anyone come for sweet Keanu? He never hurt a fly.

Keanu's beauty is its own success. I just watched that movie "Knock Knock" and the man is still fine. He seems so humble. His contemporaries look gross compared to him
 

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Keanu is made of pure silk and has lived through the centuries... Crusty i mean Charlie can have several seats at the CDC !!!
 

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I despise Charlie Sheen but he did have a point. Keanu acting is/was terrible but he got by on his exotic looks and help from David Geffen. I watched Dracula for the first time and I was like WTF? He was the worst thing about the film. It was like watching a L.A. surfer dude playing someone in Victoria times. Someone like River phoenix would have been perfect for that role. Charlie Sheen is a crap actor too with zero range.
...which is why Charlie coming for Keanu is like
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#potcallingkettleblack #peopleinglasshouses

Keanu is made of pure silk and has lived through the centuries...
Keanu is not aging like milk. :happy 512x512:
 

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Keanu Reeves don't have any chops though. The Matrix has always been his best work and I actually really like him but yea, Charlie sorry ass ain't lying.
 

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He's not much of an actor, but he seems likeable and is very generous (of what I heard) which counts for something. Charlie has always seemed 'off'

Keanu Reeves don't have any chops though. The Matrix has always been his best work and I actually really like him but yea, Charlie sorry ass ain't lying.


In Hollyweird, you can see some actors that despite not having very good ability can overcome/compensate for that with charisma and presence. Maybe he's one of those?

Or maybe it's because he's been alive since the year 1500 and got bored with the whole acting scene in the 1920's. Who knows:joy:
 

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Charlie Sheen can fµck right off and leave Canadian bae alone.

Keanu stays in his lane and minds his business. He knows exactly what type of movies he should be doing and they don’t require Denzel-level acting. And I thought it was cute that he actually did the voice of the cat in Keanu.

I was watching Speed the other day. I forgot how fine he was in that movie. The John Wick movies are my sh!t. Headshots for everyone.

Have y’all seen his reaction to being told ppl think he’s immortal? Starting at 2:42



The reaction of someone who is immortal trying to downplay their immortality.
 

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Charlie is acting like he and Emilio are Martin! :disdain:

Plus, Charlie had no business bringing Emilio's name into it. He can't speak for Emilio. Emilio is a respected professional in the industry. I doubt he would sincerely participate in such tomfoolery.
 

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