HotDamn
Team Owner
I am going to call her Hussy. I have posted about Hussy a few times. We dislike each other, but she loves my husband. She lies on me and I suspect she has tried to kill me at least once.
Background thread: Cat Farted All Over Me! Now I Can't Sleep. Anyone Else Have Pets Who Fart On Them?
For the past few weeks I have barely seen Hussy. She hasn't even been cuddling up to my husband. I mentioned that and my husband said that he has also noticed the change in her behavior.
My daughter skips into the room and says: "Hussy has a boyfriend! He comes on the patio at night, when you can't see him"
I was like:
Hussy ain't shyte and she will never be shyte. How the fizzuck did she get a boyfriend? How did my daughter see this boyfriend?
Anyway... I wait until night and start looking out the windows where I can see the patio. Around eleven some disreputable looking Tom shows up and meows. Hussy comes strolling out of the azaleas and joins him on the patio. Tom starts eating out of the cats' food bowl like he lives here!
I go to the patio to let Hussy know, that I know. Tom backs away a few feet from the food bowl. That bi**h glared at me and pushed the food bowl closer to Tom! WTF?
She just gonna bring some unemployed, strange male to my house and act like she pays bills?
I snatched up the food bowl (I left the water bowl, I am not mean) and brought it into the house.
Tomorrow I am going to try and find his owners and warn them about Hussy. Tom is trifling, but he is still better than Hussy deserves.
She is going learn about farting on me...
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Background thread: Cat Farted All Over Me! Now I Can't Sleep. Anyone Else Have Pets Who Fart On Them?
For the past few weeks I have barely seen Hussy. She hasn't even been cuddling up to my husband. I mentioned that and my husband said that he has also noticed the change in her behavior.
My daughter skips into the room and says: "Hussy has a boyfriend! He comes on the patio at night, when you can't see him"
I was like:
Hussy ain't shyte and she will never be shyte. How the fizzuck did she get a boyfriend? How did my daughter see this boyfriend?
Anyway... I wait until night and start looking out the windows where I can see the patio. Around eleven some disreputable looking Tom shows up and meows. Hussy comes strolling out of the azaleas and joins him on the patio. Tom starts eating out of the cats' food bowl like he lives here!
I go to the patio to let Hussy know, that I know. Tom backs away a few feet from the food bowl. That bi**h glared at me and pushed the food bowl closer to Tom! WTF?
She just gonna bring some unemployed, strange male to my house and act like she pays bills?
I snatched up the food bowl (I left the water bowl, I am not mean) and brought it into the house.
Tomorrow I am going to try and find his owners and warn them about Hussy. Tom is trifling, but he is still better than Hussy deserves.
She is going learn about farting on me...
ETA:
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